AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 9 / Evening Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - August 2, 2020August 2, 2020163

This week... We have just started a shitload of games in a row: We had quite a few blowouts: and IT'S SEXY AFL FRIDAY NEXT WEEK, BITCHES!! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Much like the Australian media, we don't really have much time to reflect upon the Round That Was because there is

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Sweet and Spicy Thai Style Chicken Wings

yeah right - August 2, 2020August 1, 202074

Good morning everyone! Hope everybody remains healthy and masked up out there. Here's a little tidbit for you: the NFL season is supposed to start in just a little over 5 weeks. Holy shit. That happened fast. I say "supposed" to start for obvious reasons. I hope I'm not being overly pessimistic about this but

Your “And In The Distance, A Light Flickered…” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 1, 2020July 30, 2020199

Shh... Listen - in the distance... It's faint right now, but familiar. It's a comforting sound, one that brings to mind hope, and glory. But also pain. The heartache of allowing yourself to be vulnerable. To wanting something you know you can't have. Yet, you must. You need to feel alive. And this will

Paging Rob Manfred, Galactical Disgrace

King Hippo - August 1, 2020July 31, 2020271

Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wOcOBjB3uU I swear to holy tittyfuck, it's like Manfred's raison d'être is to make The Shield look sane, humane, and competent. Eat shit, you boot licking motherfucker. In better/Lesser news, our beloved Mighty Whitey survive and advance to face the Bees (nae Moose Hornets)

Sexy Friday, last Friday in July 2020 edition

ballsofsteelandfury - July 31, 2020July 29, 2020465

I know that beerguyrob does an awesome job of getting information for you guys on what's on the TV that you can watch. I usually don't bother with that because: I'm lazyYeah, that's pretty much it. Given the fact that sports are now back in action, that doesn't seem

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 4) – Canis Lupus

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 31, 2020July 31, 2020142

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - NIGHT The PRODUCER is sitting upright on the couch. His eyes are red and very bloodshot, but he is seemingly alert. DJ 3000's camera is slowly flashing as he watching him intently. DJ 3000: [internal monologue] I JUST WISH I COULD SEE WHAT HE'S SEEING. CUT TO: THE PRODUCER'S

Jalen Ramsey Show – 005: Season Off

blaxabbath - July 31, 2020July 31, 20206

Welcome back to a new hour of The Jalen Ramsey Show. We were on then we were off and...well, who knows what's going on at the FCC anymore. Based on how screwed up programming schedules are anymore, I'll just go ahead and assume Doug Marrone got himself yet another leadership

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Back To Reality

Sharkbait - July 31, 2020July 31, 202019

Back to reality is right. I'm back home after spending close to two and a half months down on the Cape. It felt good to be down there, like it was normal almost, but not quite there. It was a welcome break for sure. In a bit of forward thinking, I

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 117)

Hard Ride To Nowhere

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 31, 2020July 29, 202029

The scene: The Iguana Mart of the future, where Beerguyrob is pushing (or rather, steering) his megacart through the aisles, accompanied by the amorphous yellow blob known as Lemonjello. The megacart is over half full, which is amazing when you consider the fact that you could basically stuff a Lotus

Your Thursday Night Holy Crap The NBA?????? Open Thread

DFOing Good

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - July 30, 2020July 30, 2020204

Hey kids, it's your old pal Darkest Timeline Zach Morris. I'm in charge of this here open thread, so let's talk about the NB Freaking A. A month ago, I would have said I would watch any sport. I've watched Ultimate Tag, The Floor Is Lava, and every season of Wipeout

CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 69th Grey Cup

The Maestro - July 30, 2020July 25, 202051

Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at the CFL's 1981 championship game - the first time in pro football history that two Black quarterbacks faced each other for a title! The team now known as the Edmonton Football Team met the team now

Your “Don’t Spend It All In One Place” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - July 29, 2020July 29, 2020176

NFL Noise: Joey Bosa & some barnstorming team called the Chargers have agreed to a 5-year, $135.0 million contract extension. It has $78 million guaranteed at signing, and $102 million in total guarantees. Whatever helps impoverish the Spanos family & helps facilitates a Chargers sale has to be a