Less Than Elite and Wednesday Night Open Thread

Joliet Jake Delhomme - December 2, 2020December 2, 2020143

This will be a big show. Moxley vs Omega will be a war. Kazarian is a WRESTLER and could carry me to a 4 star match. The battle royal is set up to further some important storylines (Page and the Dark Order, MJF vs Wardlow, Guevara vs MJF, etc) Kenny Omega

Your “Um… What?” Wednesday Afternoon’s Last Week’s Thursday Night Football Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 2, 2020317

Whilst many hot-takers are pouring shit all over the good (huh?) folks of Baltimore and their football team, Who could have seen this happening during a pandemic, really? I choose to admire the power that the Ravens have over the league. Not only have they embarrassed said league by forcing them

The D of S, Vol. II: Terrazzo I

Senor Weaselo - December 2, 2020November 30, 20208

Place: Walking into the first terrace, through the gate of PurgatoryTime: About twenty seconds after the previous chapter tWBS: So, I can't look back, huh? So what if I do this? (He looks back.) Senor: Dude, n— The two are seemingly teleported the several hundred feet back to where they started, the gate of

It’s December already!?! Tuesday night open thread

Game Time Decision - December 1, 2020December 1, 2020130

As BGR is on the IR with a shoulder owie (wishing him a most speedy recovery) there is a little known DFO bylaw that states that the Tuesday night open thread should be done by a Canadian with three words in their screen name. Who knew? So, as one of the

2020 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 1, 2020December 1, 202067

Thanksgiving Quotables. Kind of like The Masters, it's a thing that happens every year. But look, I wanted to use today's above-the-gifs space to talk about Las Vegas. As you may be aware, my internet persona relocated to Sin City last year and, you know, it's a unique city in

Your “The Postponement Has Been Postponed” Monday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 30, 2020November 30, 2020343

Well, you've probably heard by now that Tuesday Night Football has morphed into (first ever?) Wednesday Night Football. All it took was a bunch of plucky Ravens team members/staff testing positive for eight days in a row. What kind of hellfire will The Commish unleash on this team after the

That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Guardians and Gladiators

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 30, 2020November 30, 202012

EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That's My Lost Wages Raiders [sic] is filmed in front of a live stiletto [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY The music of Black Veil Brides blares throughout the house, though not quite as

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, #NuAIDS Season

Reflections

King Hippo - November 30, 2020November 29, 202024

Is there anything worse than facing the Monday after a holiday weekend? I think not, but 2020 has taught us all that it can always get worse. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem presiding]. Speaking of getting worse, NYG played away

Your “Who’s That Mysterious Figure?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - November 29, 2020November 29, 2020230

It was a cold night. Not historically cold or even stereotypically cold given how goddamn freezing it can get around these parts but just objectively and objectionably cold. I hate it when people dismiss temperatures in the 20s (that's Fahrenheit, obviously) as "not that bad"--Fuck you, when condensation chills to

Your Second Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 29, 2020November 29, 2020194

TO THE GAMES! Saints/Broncos: Last week Kamara had no catches in a game for the first time in his career. That's what happens when you play with a mobile qb that uses his wheels instead of dumping the ball when he's under pressure. Still, Alvin will get some yards on the ground

Your “What’s Goin’ On?” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 29, 2020405

What's going on? Almost too much, right? Yesterday the news broke in wave after wave of infos. Patricia has been exiled to a Golden Corral upstate, a female kicker made history with a squibber, the Broncos lost all their qb's and the Ravens are coviding to the tune of 20

Your AngryRantingHippo Late Afternoon/Evening Open Thread

King Hippo - November 28, 2020226

Boy howdy, has today sucked all the ass. Dirty ass, fresh off a round of Hunta Virus. NC State and Everton playing in the same window is just TOO MEAN, even for 2020. Anyhow, here are your footy options: Auburn (+24.5) at Alabama (3:30, CBS) I guess this line is so tight due to