Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 20, 2020September 20, 2020324

It's not often you get a whole boxcar to yourself but the thing is you can't very much enjoy it. The rocking motion puts you to sleep, over and over again. I was headed west on the Pennsylvania 'cause I heard there was a get-together around New Goshen, Indiana-never heard

Your “And Then There Were Three” (as always) Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 20, 2020September 20, 2020213

I complain but I shouldn't, really. The usual circumstance is that there's a toss-away tilt that is of no interest to anyone but the respective fanbases. Today we've got Kyler vs. Team that got a surprise result last week. Of course the Chiefs are always a treat and dare I

Your “Brother, Can You Spare a Hamstring?” Sunday Early Slate NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 20, 2020551

We saw all these 'soft tissue' injuries coming, didn't we? The rush to play combined with the lack of proper preparation led us here. Thing is, are there more injuries than a usual-season first week? I don't have that answer but if someone comes up with it and the answer

Beerguyrob - September 19, 2020September 18, 2020104

Well, it's official. As Dok can attest, that right there is a completely torn supraspinatus with a burst bursa sac & dipped deltoid. In normal English, it's a fully torn rotator cuff that will require surgery. The tendon has been ripped from the bone. I could have avoided all this had I

Primero Sabado Componadora Open Thread

King Hippo - September 19, 2020September 18, 2020182

Hey, how y'all like the pidgin-espanol for "combination?" Although it won't mean MOAR until next weekend, there's enough on the JV slate to merit some discussion. First, the Lesser Footy. Rise and shine early for the UNDEFEATED, UN-DRAWN Muthafuckin' Toffees! This week brings home to West Brom (7:30, Peacock), and the

Sexy Friday, Belated Mexican Independence Day edition

ballsofsteelandfury - September 18, 2020September 18, 2020298

So, last week was Mexican Independence Day. In previous years, this would mean tons of people going to bars in Los Angeles and a lot of people taking off on vacation to visit family in México and partake in festivities there. Obviously, that didn't happen this year. Well, let me rephrase

2020 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)

blaxabbath - September 18, 2020September 17, 202022

Not my kind of humour (dead hookers, interracial group sex jokes, and vilifying the wealthy -- c'mon!) but you all came through with [DFO]'s own brand of jokery this week. Not much to add on top of that; here at Quotables we let the talking do the talking! Hope you

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Jackrabbit Slims

Sharkbait - September 18, 2020September 18, 202010

Hello once again. It's Friday and that means we're cocktailing again. Now that it is mid September, it seems Fall is once again bearing down on all of us and all the telltale signs are here: the evening air is getting cooler, football is back and I already hate my

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 121)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 18, 2020September 16, 202026

The scene: That terrifying location within the Wasteland known as the Taboo Region! Specifically, the bottom of the cliff where, until recently, a giant spider had been menacing Moosemas Gorilla, Horatio Cornblower, Otto’s Brain (who are all stuck in webbing) and Future Clone Lynda Carter (who is not). Horatio Cornblower: It’s...gone? Future

Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 17, 2020481

Welcome back! Let's get Week 2 off to a slambang start! [looks at teams playing] Eh, you know, gut reaction tells me this tilt should be buried among a heavy slate of games on a Sunday afternoon but there's enough here to slake my football thirst. TO THE GAME! Bengals/Browns: -I said last

Jalen Ramsey Show – 011: Looking Ahead

blaxabbath - September 17, 2020September 17, 202031

Welcome back to The Jalen Ramsey Show. We're here to have a conversation about your life and your money. Open lines are up at 818-338-0011. We're going to start off today out west. First up we have Marc in Las Vegas, Nevada. Marc, thanks for the call and welcome to

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 4: On Whale Sovereignty

The Maestro - September 17, 2020September 16, 202027

Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford