Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 24, 2020January 24, 2020235

This week's theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can't prove anything!!!!!!! Frankly, when the suggestion was made, I was ashamed of myself that I hadn't already thought of it myself. Honestly. IMHO there are very few things that are

Senor in the City, Episode 0: The Knicks Game Story

Senor Weaselo - January 24, 2020January 23, 202010

Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has some stories and adventures. This new column will be a collection of those stories, and other also ramblings that go on in his mind, because he tangents with the best of

2019 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)

blaxabbath - January 24, 2020January 24, 20205

My birthday is Sunday so I'm trying to get out of here early today. And that means getting this non-work related obligation out of the way as well. So, with submissions here -- below are your conference round Quotables results.

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The As Yet To Be Named Cocktail

Sharkbait - January 24, 2020January 24, 202010

Hello, and happy Friday once again. For this week's drink, I felt like trying my hand at something new. With some success already with the pre-thanksgiving day cocktail, and the addition of a hot ginger lime syrup I received for Christmas, I decided to concoct my own original drink. What

Your “Hotheads Hotheading” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 23, 2020January 23, 202041

NFL Noise: The AB thing is over a $4000 moving dispute. A company he hired to store & ship his stuff back from California refused to unload it at his house because he refused to pay. When the van drove away, AB threw rocks at it, causing minor damage. When

Ravens vs. Titans: Go Eat Sh*t Universe

jjfozz - January 23, 2020January 24, 202016

Before I begin the tearing open of this newly made wound, let me say a few things. 1. I thought this game would be tough, I didn't see the Titans fucking winning. 2. I though our loss to the Colts in a divisional game was tough. No fucking way. 3. SHIT FUCK DAMN

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of the Oaken Bucket

The Maestro - January 23, 2020January 23, 202019

Hey Jim. I need some advice. Since this seems to happen to you all the time, I figured you'd be the ideal person to ask. What can I do for you, brother? Well, Jim, I wanted to ask - what's your approach for dealing with getting your ass handed to you on

Your “Take It Where You Can” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 22, 2020January 22, 202083

NFL Notes: Raise your juice boxes in appreciation - Eli Manning has retired. It will be formally announced at a special press conference on Friday, after Eli & Daniel finish their final sleepover in The Meadowlands. After 16 seasons & one "fuck you" to the Spanos family, Eli hangs up

The Bleergh Report – Divisional weekend

Game Time Decision - January 22, 2020January 21, 202012

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Divisional weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what I found from said game sheets. Here's a random breakdown of

Your “Mess With The Bull, You Get The Horns” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - January 21, 2020January 21, 2020103

NFL Nuggets: The NFL will be experimenting with new rules at the Pro Bowl: Kickoffs after field goals or converts. A modified CFL rule, whereby the kicking team can then Give the opposing team the ball back on that team's 25-yard line to start their series; or An 'onside kick'

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

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BC Dick - January 21, 2020January 21, 202012

What follows is a curling scoreboard. Not one of those fancy ones you see at your your Scotties and your Briers and various Grand Slam events. No, this is a plain old standard local curling club scoreboard. Unfortunately, they can no longer have the MacDonald Tobacco logo which graced so

2019 Quotables – Conference Round (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 21, 2020January 20, 202064

Good weekend? Good weekends. So I'm trying to get some other work done here and am just going to jump right to your Quotables Conference Round submissions.