Your “Have Some ResPEK” Open Thread

Don T - January 26, 2020January 27, 2020227

At work today, I got distracted on the Web looking for glues with the most intoxicating bouquet. And then, “Kobe Bryant Dies in a Helicopter Crash” popped up. The first thing I thought of was Bryant ravaging NBA defenses like AIDS inside Roy Cohn, and then the Colorado rape allegations.

A Confidence is Lost

yeah right - January 26, 2020January 25, 2020102

banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer's ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: "Hey everybody, I'm home!" Maria: "Hi Coach! Welcome home!" Beansie: "EEEEEKK!" CZ: "Man, it's good to be home but I tell ya, I wouldn't mind being in Miami right now doing some game prep." Maria: "You know Coach. You had a

Your “I Don’t Give A Crap” Saturday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 25, 2020January 25, 2020109

Earlier today, King Hippo posted something called Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition. Perhaps he is better versed in the English language than myself, considering what I titled THIS piece. Them law talking dudes can be tricky sometimes. But regardless of my lack of couth, we all had some fun earlier today on

Welcome To Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition

King Hippo - January 25, 2020January 25, 2020206

Holy cats, y'all. No FITBAW. No Premiership. A handful of FA Cup ties that I could give two shits about. I have one Shitty Wolves hoopsball match to "enjoy" and otherwise...a vast desert of fuckall. With that, I will repeat my pre-game query from last Sunday. Who are the coolest supporters

Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - January 24, 2020January 24, 2020247

This week's theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can't prove anything!!!!!!! Frankly, when the suggestion was made, I was ashamed of myself that I hadn't already thought of it myself. Honestly. IMHO there are very few things that are

Senor in the City, Episode 0: The Knicks Game Story

Senor Weaselo - January 24, 2020January 23, 202011

Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has some stories and adventures. This new column will be a collection of those stories, and other also ramblings that go on in his mind, because he tangents with the best of

2019 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)

blaxabbath - January 24, 2020January 24, 20205

My birthday is Sunday so I'm trying to get out of here early today. And that means getting this non-work related obligation out of the way as well. So, with submissions here -- below are your conference round Quotables results.

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The As Yet To Be Named Cocktail

Sharkbait - January 24, 2020January 24, 202012

Hello, and happy Friday once again. For this week's drink, I felt like trying my hand at something new. With some success already with the pre-thanksgiving day cocktail, and the addition of a hot ginger lime syrup I received for Christmas, I decided to concoct my own original drink. What

Your “Hotheads Hotheading” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 23, 2020January 23, 202041

NFL Noise: The AB thing is over a $4000 moving dispute. A company he hired to store & ship his stuff back from California refused to unload it at his house because he refused to pay. When the van drove away, AB threw rocks at it, causing minor damage. When

Ravens vs. Titans: Go Eat Sh*t Universe

jjfozz - January 23, 2020January 24, 202016

Before I begin the tearing open of this newly made wound, let me say a few things. 1. I thought this game would be tough, I didn't see the Titans fucking winning. 2. I though our loss to the Colts in a divisional game was tough. No fucking way. 3. SHIT FUCK DAMN

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of the Oaken Bucket

The Maestro - January 23, 2020January 23, 202019

Hey Jim. I need some advice. Since this seems to happen to you all the time, I figured you'd be the ideal person to ask. What can I do for you, brother? Well, Jim, I wanted to ask - what's your approach for dealing with getting your ass handed to you on

Your “Take It Where You Can” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - January 22, 2020January 22, 202083

NFL Notes: Raise your juice boxes in appreciation - Eli Manning has retired. It will be formally announced at a special press conference on Friday, after Eli & Daniel finish their final sleepover in The Meadowlands. After 16 seasons & one "fuck you" to the Spanos family, Eli hangs up