Beerguyrob - October 24, 2020October 24, 202017

As I type this, there is still no word on whether the full slate of games will go off on Sunday. What I do know is that it's playing havoc with what little talent I have on my fantasy teams. It's not bad enough that I have to keep finding

Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons

King Hippo - October 24, 2020October 24, 2020171

Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! But don't forget about Premiership Banana Puddings time, first! The Mighty Blues of Everton are in first position (assuming Villa lost yesterday, which I will presume #HAILGAMBLOR),

Sexy Friday, It’s Almost Halloween! edition

ballsofsteelandfury - October 23, 2020October 23, 2020248

I love all holidays as they are days I don't have to work. However, there are some holidays that I like more than others. It will not surprise you that, as a kid, my favourite holiday was Christmas. Obviously, that was due to the presents but I also enjoyed getting together

2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 23, 2020October 22, 202026

SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch is...sticky. BeerGuyRob: So today's the day, huh? HoratioCornblower: What are you talking about? Is Geno Auriemma finally coming to visit? BallsofSteelandFury: Didn't you read blax's Quotables submissions page this

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Apple II

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Sharkbait - October 23, 2020October 23, 20207

Happy Fall Friday Everyone. Once again, I'm making another seasonal cocktail. This time, we are giving the apple brandy a break, but we're still on the apple theme. Mainly because I still have a ton of apples and apple cider leftover from the orchard trips we've taken the last couple

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 126)

Hard Ride To Nowhere

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 23, 2020October 22, 202017

The scene: A jungle island somewhere in the Pacific. BFC is pulling the overladen life raft ashore as Jerry munches on the last of the Thin Mints and Gumbygirl puts two waffles in the toaster. BFC (huffing): Y’know, I could really use some help here. Jerry: Oh, sorry, man. You remember

Your “It’s The Great Debate!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 22, 2020October 22, 2020524

HEBER! HARLOW! Who Ya Got? The actual great debate going down tonight is as a football fan, should I dare cast my eyes on the fetid refuse that is an interdivisional NFC East contest? No, you didn't deserve this. As for the other one tonight-I would pop in if this

The English: Are They Human? Case Study 9: Lord Uxbridge’s Leg

The Maestro - October 22, 2020October 21, 202017

Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

Less than Elite and Wednesday Night Open Thread

Joliet Jake Delhomme - October 21, 2020October 21, 2020202

Wrestling Glossary: Blowoff-No this is not a sexual term (in this context). The blowoff match is the end of an ongoing feud between two wrestlers, tag teams or factions. It clears the wrestlers to move onto their next feud. Factions-This is a group of wrestlers united by a common theme or manager.

Let’s Get Positive! Starring, the NFL

Don T - October 21, 2020October 21, 202018

Back in the XX Century, university class schedules converted Thursdays into Drinking Days. They’ve been that way ever since, confirmed by Friday hangovers. Recently, Wednesdays became Positive Days, thanks to tWBS’s ”Wednesday Motivational”. Man I miss that guy. /presses Play /crushes the Mute button Lately it’s been suckier than a Jets late afternoon

The D of S, Cerchio Sette

ballsofsteelandfury - October 21, 2020October 12, 20206

Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell. Time: About twenty five seconds after Balls shot a finger gun into the air TWBS and BALLS singing/yelling together: MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK! In

Your “Ugh – Just That?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 20, 2020October 20, 2020150

Hey look - a Tuesday without football! Damn - I was getting used to that. NFL Nuggets: The Dolphins have had enough of Ryan Fitzpatrick, so they have decided to move Tua up to first-team and named him the starter for their next game. They are taking advantage of their bye week