Head Bro Seth: Dudebro, this whole Uproxx thing is, like, sweet. We even got, like, KSK now and that place is TEH SHIT, right?
Head Dude Evan: Brodude, that place is totally EPIC for pageviews, bro, and we’re totally gonna make some sweet football money, bro!
HBS: Totes, brobrah, let’s find some secretaries to slay and get a shower beer!
HDE: Yeah, brahbro!
/knock at the door
HBS: Oh, dude, I think that’s the weed bro. Hold on…
/goes to open door, but instead…
DOOR FLIES OPEN
DFO: OH HELL NO! CONSIDER YOUR SHIT TOOK, FUCKBOYS! WE’RE SHUTTING THIS BULLSHIT DOWN! YOU DON’T FUCK WITH KSK AND THE KOMMENTERS! NOW GIVE IT UP, FUCKBOYS!
HDE: Oh, shit. We’re fucked.
Can I just say that I love our new site? So glad so much of the gang is here.
And just a heads up – I ran the playlist generator on that Classic Rock Mock Draft we did a few months ago and it is GODDAMNED GREAT. I’ll post it as a bonus with KSK radio on Monday.
This gon’ be fun. And we gon’ drank.
/may have just pilled up at my desk. shhhhh
NORMA: [via intercom] “Mr. Hippo?”
KING HIPPO: “Yes, Norma?”
NORMA: “A Mr. Ryan Leaf is here to see you?”
Congrats on dropping the very first DOOR FLIES OPEN on the new site, Bro!
In a just world RTJ/Killer Mike would be the most famous Rapper on the planet right now. However, I don’t think I’d enjoy his vitriol as much.
Kendrick Lamar is right.
This gives me chills:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQs7CWKHM9w
Slightly related: I have a couple of download codes for the first RTJ album, if anyone wants it.
Plus, that gives me a reason to post RTJ videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfuCLp8VEng
I heard these guys on XMU last night, driving back from dropping a kid off at a sleepover. I blasted the hood with that shit, yo.