So What Did You Do For The 4th

Well it’s not over yet.  I’m watching the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, which is one of the many reasons the world hates us, after coming back from the Willimantic Boom Box Parade and drinking outside my favorite watering hole, (which again had the best float in the parade), and eating one of the two tuna steaks I just grilled and fighting off the inside cat.  It’s 1:31 pm.  That’s a damn good start.

Also my daughter just totally burned my son.  His girlfriend is coming over and I said “so you can christen your car?”  and he said “It’s not big enough”, and without missing a beat my daughter said “and he’s not talking about the car.”

That kid’s gonna be in the burn unit for a while.

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Old School Zero

I’ve been a fan of your son for a while now, but I suppose I should start stalking your daughter more.

Uh, wait, I didn’t mean–

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Horatio if you’re wondering where that image came from, *I* put it there because I was working on my own post but decided two was more than enough, and the featured image slot was empty.

Speaking of empty slots, my condolences to your kid’s girlfriend.

ballsofsteelandfury

Sorry for stepping on your toes. Great minds…

ballsofsteelandfury

You should be really proud. That type of quick wit and those burn skills bring a tear to my eye.

King Hippo

that’s definitely a keeper. can’t ask for a better Thanksgiving dinner guest than THAT.