From immigrant rapists to torture crybabies, so early in what will be the crushing tidal wave of political punditry Trump has really come out swinging with quotables. Here is a short list of other things I would bet we may get to hear come out of Donald Trump’s mouth over the next several months:
- The Jews definitely did this
- Oh, no. All of my face cloths are made from the gently tanned hides of tuberculosis orphans. Just look at that rich mahogany color!
- Not only should retailers be allowed to sell imagery with the Confederate flag, I demand that all stores embellish all of their product with one
- Boxer briefs are for communists, queers, and Nancy Pelosi’s big swingin’ dick, amirite? This guy knows what I’m talking about! Up top, bro!
- Caesar Chavez Day. Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Christopher Columbus Day. I mean christ those are hard to say. I say we just call ‘em like they are. Brown Day, Black Day, Red Day. And this way maybe we can even be a little more sensitive and work in a White Day and a Yellow Day. Maybe even a Vagina Day if they use their 19th amendment for the right candidate if you get what I’m saying, ladies
- No more taxes. If I don’t have to pay them, why should you?
- Obviously Steve Forbes never stood a chance—much too poverace, too plebian. He never could connect to the commoner, the upper middle-class to excessively wealthy American
- Silvio Berlusconi? Never heard of him, but I bet he has good luck with the ladies, wildly sexy hair, and he was a great president or prime minister or dictator or whatever fascist crap Italy has over there
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Brace yourselves, DFO. Political flamewars are coming to KSK. Not as the embers that freckle the comments as they are, but as a brush fire that will scorch the earth and blacken the first three-quarters of the season.
I’m choosing to believe that The Donald’s entire campaign is part of a secret new NBC show that’s going to break down how the political process really works, and the…hahaha, I’m just fucking with you. He’s terrible.
Lord Revisisle is our resident Republican, perchance he could explain teh Donald to us?
Well; the second part of my user name is apt.
I’m an old guy and have seen a lot of outlier candidates, but he is so much of a joke…… never was a true democratic process, but this guy is exposing the true nature of the beast.
I think maybe Hillary should just buy a 15-second ad before each of the GOP debates saying “Vote for me, because I’m not one of these asshats.”
That’s a recipe for a landslide. I expect my campaign manager fee payable in opiates. Oxy pill and liquid morphine form preferred, please and thank you.
And NO, Bill can’t pick the courtesans.
He does have shitty taste, doesn’t he?
The Citizens United supreme court decision; Jeb Bush has raised more money in his superpacs than all candidates raised in at the same point in the previous election. Money = speech?
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“I think cops should have automatic weapons and drone-guided missiles. It’ll be that much easier to hunt the poor for sport.”
It’s my sincere hope that this jackass and his comments will start the ball rolling with respect to reforming the US elect…God damn-I’m laughing so hard I can barely type!
Pretty big talk, guy who’s ruled by Steven Fucking Harper. Oh, wait, actually by THE FUCKING QUEEN OF FUCKING ENGLAND!!
Harper’s doing his best to model The Canada after Bush Jr’s USA. And he’s winning on a number of fronts. He’s a Fucker. As for being under British rule for such a long time…their anti-slavery stance/influence prevented us from harvesting a shit ton of strange fruit.
[dances in a circle while pouring Steamwhistle on his head]
In all serious, I have been watching the rise of the NDP with some interest. They seem like they could make The Canada more like The Canada again.
Their win in Alberta was even more surprising than Jack Layton’s 2nd place finish in the last federal election. Hopefully Harper gets a minority in the fall and some of his shit gets reversed. I don’t think it’ll happen though. There’s a bunch of fear-mongering ads by the Conservative Party happening right now and I think they are going to be successful as far as molding public opinion.
I saw some of those ads when I was in Vancouver. Crazy shit. My hope is that people see through it, but who knows?
Wait, wait, wait. I thought the Conn Smythe trophy winner was appointed Prime Minister for the next year, and was granted all of the maple syrup, moose steaks, Molson, and extra “u”s he could he handle? Is that wroung?
Speaking of fires, you must have had an interesting afternoon the other day when 20 cars caught on fire on the 15 due to a rapidly moving wildfire!
Good eye! So far not too bad! There has been minimal incursion into protected regions so they’ll do another flyover on Monday to see if there is anything for me to get panicky about. Until the 1998 Buick car-b-que gets protected we don’t get involved. But we did get grounded at a staging facility because another goddamned drone was interfering with fire helos! Which reminds me….
http://www.fs.usda.gov/Internet/FSE_MEDIA/stelprd3837335.jpg
It’s a shame that we have to have such a bitchin’ looking ground-your-fucking-drones-while-shit’s-on-fire poster!
I presume Trump will save “Black people are great, I think everybody should have one*” for Super Tuesday’s Southern-heavy slate.
* Pretty sure this was in both the official Mississippi Democratic and Republican party platforms until at least 1980.
Jerry Richardson has that written at the top of the door to his office. He taps it every time he goes in or out.
“I mean, look at how broken our healthcare laws are. Why shouldn’t I be able to purchase a healthy pancreas openly if the kid’s parents are willing to sell? They are in this country legally- my people checked.”
Perhaps we can interest him in football underwear?
http://www.andrewchristian.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/554×666/170ec19af00183b5e0368529fc2daa2f/9/7/9783_9487c.jpg
Nice hustle!
Magic, baby!
But wait, Trump doesn’t have “binders full of women”!
No. He has a computerized database of all the callgirls, escorts and Miss Universe wannabes with whom he has ‘conducted business’. His security guy and database manager have helpfully cross-referenced all private-investigator reports and arrest records so they can be dealt with should the need arise.
Wait, you meant potential appointees to a cabinet-level position? Well, he’s got a business card from some woman who looked pretty good in a skirt-suit. Does that count?
I’ve seen Nancy Pelosi’s dick and it wasn’t that impressive.
Boxer briefs for life.
Agreed. But at least one can easily surmise that Nancy dresses right.
#BBFL
Underwear is for fascists!
/Kosmo was RIGHT