Lord Roger Upholds Randomly Assigned Suspension

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Roger Goodell has determined that his randomly chosen punishment for Tom Brady was just and fair, so it’s time to talk lawsuit!  We’re trying the “chat” format (thanks, Covalent) here, so everybody, do your worst.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.
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King Hippo

Now that the “destroyed phone” bit has come to light, the right question becomes “how did this whiny bitch not get the indefinite or at least full season suspension he deserved?” Integrity of the league and all that. This isn’t supposed to be the WWF, brother.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I wasn’t asking, but the ghost of his son was.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And this was a reply to DTZM’s dick for the Dunge komment. Fucking new system. Great googily moogily.

ballsofsteelandfury

I believe…. lemme check….. yup, it moved!

Btw, that was supposed to be in reply to yeah right.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://media.makeameme.org/created/Uranus-spotted-increases.jpg

ain’t care what happens when Darkest Timeline Zach Morris calls the Gendarmes.

ballsofsteelandfury

It looks the same on my phone, but it’s totally different on my computer. Also, my golden butt shows up on the phone, but not the computer.

Sad Butt.

Covalent Blonde
Covalent Blonde

For what it's worth, in my mind I always see you as a golden butt

ballsofsteelandfury

Awww, so sweet!

ballsofsteelandfury
ballsofsteelandfury

That Tony Dungy pic is the absolute best!

The BEST, Jerry, the BEST!

Sep
Sep

What's happening? Things are happening!

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Low Commander
Low Commander

Sure, I've been here a day, but it's different, and you know how I fell about different things!

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cuntler
Cuntler

Whoa. Trippy.

packman_jon

I wish I could remember where I posted the picture of a dick (read: Florio) in his mouth

King Hippo

Woo! Bare minimum of an acceptable punishment upheld (when you consider the cheating almost certainly is what got them a Super Bowl trophy).

No cheating = likely loss to Ratbirds.

No lying about the cheating = suspension for the SB.

Still think it should have been a full season because FACK YOU, BRADY and Massholes everywhere.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

OWAH G.O.A.T. QUARTAHBACK HAS BEEN SUCKAPUNCHED BY A TYHRANT! RED, WHITE AND BLUE SAWX NATION WILL NAWT STAND FOR THIS!

/Dips

WE AHHH CURSED! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Old School Zero

So what’s this chat format thing, anyway?

Cuntler

This ought to be fun. What are the odds Brady doesn’t sue and decides “to put this whole thing behind him”?

/also, chat seems to be the exact same interface. Innovative!

Old School Zero

First Goodell gets all in a huff because Brady won’t show him what’s in his cell phone.

Next Goodell and Brady end up in an elevator together, I bet.

It’s a vicious cycle, when all Roger wanted from Tom was some viscous cycles.

laserguru

If Brady knocks Goodell the fuck out in that elevator, my opinion of Brady would skyrocket.