In Honor of Xmas Ape, Some Not-So-Terrible Towels.

I could write a long love letter to Christmas Ape and (almost) everyone at KSK, past and present. I may still. However, I think we’d all agree that this is the most appropriate way for me to express how much I appreciate what he and the others spent the last decade building and caring for.

Emily Ratajkowski
Miranda Kerr
Lily Aldridge
Irina Shayk
Candice Swanepoel
Joan Smalls
Anja Rubik
Cara Delevingne
Kiera Knightley
Natalia Vodianova

 

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s an awesome picture!

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http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fb455e05064e934af0e9c39aeccaa3c/tumblr_n433sbZgkf1rvzwobo1_500.gif

OK, maybe a wasted effort, but there is some more added sexy to Martin’s Sexy Sunday.

ballsofsteelandfury

NEVER say is a wasted effort. It is truly appreciated.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

As long as it clinks the steel balls together it’s all good. Just that interweb posts seem forgotten in moments. ….. like tears in the rain….. or during a drought, like when they evaporate real fast, or like when you are at the water park and get splashed, then…….

http://38.media.tumblr.com/7a8b08dc15691b61301d2f3258cb3dbe/tumblr_nb7k4c02Bs1r6jug3o1_500.gif

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Rooney Mara ~ A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma6346ziA21qasdemo1_500.gif

ballsofsteelandfury

I keep waiting for the fart bubble.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There it is….. you missed it.

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From an instagram that somebody (yeah right?) posted of a comedian, now I can’t remember…… beers.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/e04ffbee6b6f131dbe3f0ff5e1849281/tumblr_nsfi35UUnX1rlb6iho1_1280.jpg

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Iliza Shlesinger?

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes, that is her and that was me and she is fucking funny and super hot.

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ballsofsteelandfury

What movie is that from?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Definitely appreciate the effort in looking!

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Effort?

JerBear50

My god, she was the hottest woman on the planet for a long time.

whorootbeerdatbe

That Cara Delevingne sure is an attractive lady.

Genital Issimo

That sideboob is truly exquisite

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Side boob is one of the best parts of the boob, along with front, top, bottom, and pillowy heavenness.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Was it Ape who had a weakness for Ann-Margret (as do I)?

Pretty it is.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-baOlhmNXEpI/UbUG9v-p3wI/AAAAAAAAHso/GAKliV9TjHY/s640/Ann+Margret.jpg

trollsoharduniversity

She is not unattractive.

trollsoharduniversity

Seeing as they are covering boobies, I’d say those towels are decidedly terrible.

WCS

Dem’s are some classy towels.

acmegoesboom

Can I borrow your towel?

ballsofsteelandfury

Did your car just hit a water buffalo?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Sunday, slutty Sundaaaaaayyyy

ballsofsteelandfury

Now THAT is a tribute!

Brick Meathook

They all seem very clean.

scotchnaut

I’d have bet my last emission that the top pic was Portman but the image search tells me I be wrong.

King Hippo

There are not enough hours in the day for all the necessary fapping.