Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Special Finals Preview

And then some

I am posting this deep into the night on Thursday so that you, devoted AFL viewers and readers, can read it prior to the thrilling matchup between Sydney and Collingwood!

Bonus points if you can tell me which is Sydney and which is Collingwood

Who am I kidding?  This will basically function as the Open Thread on Friday morning.  Hey, at least you’ll learn something while you’re stuck at work waiting for the Jets to do something else stupid.

Welcome to a Special Edition of Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat!

The current AFL finals system began to be used in 2000 as the end-of-season championship playoff tournament. The highest-ranked eight teams in the regular season participate in a four-week tournament, with two teams eliminated in each of the first three weeks. The Grand Final is played at the Melbourne Cricket Ground (the MCG, in short) in the fourth week.

The playoff matchups are called finals and each matchup has a different name.  There are four types of finals before the Grand Final:

FINALS WEEK ONE

Qualifying Final – This matches up teams in the top four to decide who gets a bye into the third week.

Elimination Final – This matches up teams in the bottom four to see who lives to the next week and who goes home.  Two teams are eliminated.

FINALS WEEK TWO

Semi-Final – Not a real semi-final in the traditional sense where the winner goes to the championship match.  These two games match the losers of the Qualifying finals against the winners of the Elimination Finals.  Two more teams are eliminated.

FINALS WEEK THREE

Preliminary Final – The winners of the Qualifying Final in Week One play the winners of the Semi-Final in Week Two for a ticket to the Grand Final.  Losers are eliminated.

FINALS WEEK FOUR

Grand Final – The Super Bowl of AFL

For the graphically-minded footy fans, here is a bracket showing the way the system works:

The system is unique in how it is structured to give increasing advantages to teams higher in the ladder.  Here are the advantages, per ladder position:

Top Two – Home Advantage for Qualifying Final.  Have a double chance in that they can lose their first game and still continue in the tournament with a home game in the Semi-final.

Positions 3 and 4 – Have a double chance in that they can lose their first game and still continue in the tournament with a home game in the Semi-final.

Positions 5 and 6 – Home Advantage for Elimination Final.  Away the rest of the tournament.

Positions 7 and 8 – Happy to be there.  No home games throughout tournament.

Hopefully, this will shed some light and context into what I’m saying when I talk about the fight for ladder positions on my AFL Beat.  It really is a system that rewards regular season performance and keeps things interesting until the very end.   It severely limits situations where teams would rest players for the playoffs during the last week or two.

It would be interesting how a similar system would work in the NFL.  Given that Herr Goodell is hell-bent on expanding the playoffs, this might be a viable solution if we were to go from six playoff teams per conference to 8.  The top four would be made up of the division winners and then the next four spots would go to the highest remaining teams.  If we were to apply this system to last year’s playoffs, we would have gotten the following matchups:

AFC

Qualifying Finals – New England (1 seed) vs Indianapolis (4 seed), Denver (2 seed) vs. Pittsburgh (3 seed)

Elimination Finals – Cincinnati (5 seed) vs Kansas City (8 seed), Baltimore (6 seed) vs. Houston (7 seed)

In this scenario, the top four seeds would have been the same as under the NFL system.

NFC

Qualifying Finals – Seattle (1 seed) vs Carolina (4 seed), Green Bay (2 seed) vs Dallas (3 seed)

Elimination Finals – Arizona (5 seed) vs San Francisco (8 seed), Detroit (6 seed) vs. Philadelphia (7 seed)

While Carolina still gets an advantage despite having a crappy record, the top eight is exactly the same as under the NFL system.  Carolina was the 8th team in the NFC by record last year, so they would have still gotten into the expanded playoff.  Since the NFL is so bound to the division system, the advantage of a top four spot as given in the AFL system seems like a fair reward.

Can you imagine Carolina getting curb-stomped by Seattle and then regrouping to meet the winner of Arizona-San Francisco?  That would be awesome!  You can play the mental matchups in your head from here and see where the system leads you.  Of course, since we have two conferences, we would need to add one more week, which I’m sure the owners would not mind, for the Super Bowl.  The more I think about it, the more I like it!

Of course, given the assholes that run the NFL, this will never happen, but it is nice to dream…

 

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Old School Zero

I just want to slightly drunkenly say that without the AFL Beat posts, DFO wouldn’t be what it is.

That and the underwear posts, of which I also heartily endorse.

scotchnaut

This is funny AND AFL related

https://youtu.be/PxHpl-1VJHo

Sill Bimmons

Oh, shit.

Oh. SHIT.

I honestly never realized that.

Having not watched a Notre Dame game since about 1989 I had forgotten that’s what their song sounded like, I just knew it sounded familiar.

And Swannies just fucking stole it.

Touchdown Jesus wept.

You, sir, are history’s greatest monster.

Why Thank You Eddie

I’d like to suggest sudden death shootout to the format.

Aaron H.

Enrico Pallazzo

I demand a comeback for both Adrian Zmed AND Nick The Dick.

Why Thank You Eddie

Laydat pipe baby!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is a very cool playoff system. No more teams coming flat off the bye from resting their starters in Week 17.

montythisseemsstrangetome

I LOVE this playoff system for exactly the reason you said, Balls, because it rewards regular season performance. I also like the idea of a 1 or 2 seed being allowed to lose a game and still continue. There should be a reward for being the best over a full season.

Same reason I actually like the one-game wild card playoff in baseball. You don’t want your season to hinge on the luck and arbitrary nature of a single game? Then win your division.

blaxabbath

Would love to see the 4 seed phone it in and just play back ups, knowing that they can win the next week and move to the other side of the bracket.

Lothar of the Hill People

The biggest problem with this playoff system is as it stands now, the last month, month-and-a-half of the season now the playoff picture is portrayed as needlessly complex and byzantine by the drooling morons on TV.

Adding any complexity to the system, even a complexity that would be interesting and add to the game, will make the network brains go boom.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lord Joe Don Looney

Question: Joe Buck has a brain?

...

Sadly, I agree. Any unconventional playoff or alignment scenario tends to halt the brains of the meatball fans.

montythisseemsstrangetome

I would like to hear Siragusa explain the playoff scenarios going on in Week 15 of the regular season.

/would not like to hear Siragusa explain anything

blaxabbath
King Hippo

This is indeed a damned cool playoff-ing system.