http://twitter.com/starcasm/status/632673035745538048/photo/1
In case you’re wondering, this is how you properly attribute something funny you find on the internet. Thanks for the funny picture Starcasm
Some of you may follow Josh Ostrovsky on various social media outlets. He’s best known as The Fat Jewish or The Fat Jew. Some have even gone so far as to call him The King of Instagram. In reality, he’s a no-talent assclown who makes money on the backs of actually talented comedians. What Ostrovsky does is “aggregate” funny posts on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook and then posts them from his own account without any attribution. As if that’s not bad enough, he’s accumulated so many followers, that he gets paid upwards of $2500 per post. He is basically the NFL Memes of Social Media. Here’s an example of something he stole yesterday:
Ben Rosen via Facebook (read Ben’s full post for his feelings on the subject)
Now, the Hollywood Reporter is well um, reporting that Ostrokvsky has been signed by CAA for representation because he has a few projects in development, including a pilot for Comedy Central. This guy has produced no original material whatsoever. All he does is steal from comedians who are trying to get themselves recognized on social media and get paid for it. He is a scumbag.
This is who Patton Oswalt was ranting about on Twitter last night. If you do currently follow Ostrovsky, please go ahead and unfollow him right now. Unfollow his accounts for his stupid dogs, ToastMeetsWorld and MuppetsRevenge. Report his posts to the social network you see them on. If you see your friends liking, favoriting, retweeting etc. from the Fat Jewish, please let them know what a thieving douche this guy is. Let’s try to make sure that funny people who are working hard to create #content are not robbed by cockwallets with bad haircuts.
And if you really like the stuff that Ostrovsky posts, try following The Fat Thief on Instagram, where stuff stolen by Ostrovsky is properly attributed to the original creator. So FUCK YOU, the Fat Jewish, ya pony-tailed dildo.
The Twitterverse is collapsing on Fat Jew today.
Apparently Comedy Central ain’t giving him a show.
I followed a “husky” Jew for about a block the other day. I have no regrets because she had it going on downstairs.
You have my word. I will not(see) follow this Jew bastard.
I refuse to commit to not following a fat Jew.
/what can I say, I have unusual tastes.
No one said it yet? Okay. I’ll do it.
You know who else didn’t like the fat Jewish?
Hey guys, look at this totally original painting I did!
http://www-tc.pbs.org/treasuresoftheworld/mona_lisa/images/mona_page_pix/mona_large.jpg
Some French people liked it so much they put it in a museum!
http://38.media.tumblr.com/b6817c68da6478cac097fc5643aa7b18/tumblr_inline_nob8x0LKmZ1t3pwua_500.gif
You know Ballers is a piece of fiction when the Miami Dolphins are relevant, and there’s more than 170 people attending a Marlins home game.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/d168ff527cb2dc80314bfbb632e814d5/tumblr_nm7wacl3jG1s2yegdo1_400.gif
I don’t know if it’s just me, but you can on;y see the comments if you’re logged in. Is that standard procedure?
No, you should still be able to see the comments. Can you see them on other posts?
I can’t see them unless logged on either.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4n87x0P451rx356lo1_400.gif
No, unfortunately
Same here. I have to be logged in or else they don’t show up. Also, every time you click “Notify me of follow-up comments” they send you and email and you have to confirm that you actually want to follow that post.
OK, I think it’s a cache issue. I’ll see if there’s a setting I can change to fix it. The follow up thing is a safety thing – people click follow and then forget, and get pissed when they get a million emails and report me as spam. This way we have a record.
Oh, got ya. Darkest Timeline Spambot?
MY COUSIN MAKES 1400 WIGWAMS FROM HOME
Apparently he’s been pulling this shit and stealing jokes for years.
http://streetcarnage.com/blog/fat-jew-steals-jokes/
Just noticed it was included in the Starcasm link
I thought for a moment that this would be the post that shut DFO down. Luckily, I clicked on it.
Yeah. Thought that was going down a whhhhooooolllle different road…
Whew
Like this road…
http://media.giphy.com/media/lB5sN6UEBQ3Kw/giphy.gif
http://38.media.tumblr.com/17b71efbf0fbc5b9d5ed734f1039faca/tumblr_ndl6szy1eE1t0ow0mo1_r1_400.gif
I had my finger on the big blue “unpublish” button until I actually read it. When I saw the title, my first thought was “Thank God I anonymized the site ownership”.
But some of my best friends are fat Jews! Hey wait, I’m a fat Jew!
#NotAllFatJews
The ADL is still going to have you murdered.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/91679403c89a9d0945653d08b847dd35/tumblr_nj0lriD1X31rnjev4o1_1280.gif
For old times sake I decided to visit NFL_Memes expecting to quickly find something they stole, but I started losing brain cells at an unacceptable rate and had to close the tab.
When I read this guy’s real name, I thought you meant the former Detroit Lion that ran out the back of the end zone and wondered how he had fallen so far.
This guy deserves much more hate.
The Lions lost this game by two.
UCONN football, represent!
http://i.imgur.com/6uz4teW.gifv
Goes for Moose too.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/d63fd24e43e524917f5f924117714d0f/tumblr_nlvzsh0Cwm1t7qscqo1_400.gif
Twitter and people being twitter famous is so weird to begin with.
Even more weird than people being Vine famous.
Except this guy:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/d25ff82ba135b867de0b455b3eb494b4/tumblr_mu2gpzJ4NK1rwzsbso1_400.gif
We still miss you, @Barchens.
Aggregate sites suck.
The shit on here is legit.
2 legit.
http://www.vinyl-minded.com/images/7/743591.jpg
Never saw the guy,but if he’s fucking with Patton Oswalt he’ll get his ass kicked.
God help him if Jim Norton decides to jump in.
As an aside,Patton killed it live tweeting the GOP debates.
Im having some trouble reading this post from way up here on my horse, without a twitter or facebook account or vine or even any friends to haughtily reprimand.
I find that it is easier to understand once I remove the onioon from my belt.
*then pants are down.
Thanks for reminding us why hate is such a wonderful, beautiful, and necessary thing.
PREACH, MINISTER!
And to think, I was going to make the noonish post about Phillip Rivers. I love TSHU hate SO MUCH.
Sorry for not warning. This taek was so PIPING HOT that it needed to be dropped immediately.
No need – these are always welcome.
I would never do anything like that, nor would I follow someone who did. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go practice my “sky cake” monologue for open mic night down at Crazy Harry’s Barrel O’ Laffs.
I go on at 9.
I have no idea who this person is, never have heard of him, don’t plan to, and will certainly never create an Instagram account. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a cloud I need to resume yelling at.