Meanwhile, in Detroit…(Part 2)

EXT. DOWNTOWN DETROIT, FINANCIAL DISTRICT – DAY

A bullet-ridden car screeches to a stop in front of a glittering skyscraper. RQBOCOP emerges with purpose and strides to the front door of the building.

LUKE JOECKEL: [holds open door, ushers RQBOCOP through] Go right on in, sir.

RQBOCOP enters the lobby and looks at the elevator bank. All of the elevators are at upper floors except one, which is descending quickly. The bell rings as it reaches the ground floor.

— [elevator door flies open] —

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

DARREN ROVELL? DARREN ROVELL RIGHT AFTER A CLICK TO CONTINUE?

YOU TRYNA MAKE ME PUKE?

Good job as always.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/51e9764b87b9a1b93de4d6b6982e0a81/tumblr_ns62lxnfMP1s01qkyo1_1280.gif

packman_jon

DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU’RE COMING WITH ME…TO PAPA JOHN’S

Senor Weaselo

So, does this mean we’re not endorsing Pootie’s Bad Time Burgers?

Porky Prime

I gots to say the nay-no, my damie.

Horatio Cornblower

There are days Laron’s mother doesn’t recognize him depending on where he is in his cycles.

ballsofsteelandfury

This makes me feel better.

WCS

IF Rovell is Dick Jones, is PHEEL Clarence Boddicker?

packman_jon

“You know, Jeeeeeeeeem, cops don’t like me, so I don’t like cops”

packman_jon

This brings up so many questions. Who are the two rapists? Which one gets shot in the dick? The Rog has to be…uhh…
/google flies open
…Emil Antonowsky! The guy who runs into a tank of acid guy. That HAS to be Roger Goodell.

blaxabbath

So I can spend $30k (or whatever a new Buick costs) and be guaranteed an informal relationship to a Super Bowl championship. Or I can spend $30k on a lifetime supply of season tickets for the Lions, who never have/will appear in The Big Game ™.

I’ll put on FanDuel!

nomonkeyfun

MARSHAWN LYNCH: [seizes interruption] Fuckin’ reporters, man… [pulls handgun from under his seat, slides it across the table to RQBOCOP]

Marshawn likes to pass, when he has a chance to close things out. It wasn’t Pete Carroll that called the play in the SB.

entropy

Is it wrong that I now really, really want to see Peyton endorse Smith & Wesson, and Brady can endorse Hechler & Koch, and then they can duel in a Superbowl commercial?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Would there be live ammo?

Senor Weaselo

TWO QBS ENTER, ONE QB LEAVES!

Senor Weaselo

Sorry for the double post, but I just came up with this one.
THIS PEYTON MANNING, I CALL HIM ALEXANDER HAMILTON BECAUSE HE MADE A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY AND DIED IN A DUEL AGAINST HIS RIVAL.

And winner gets a pre-mortem one-liner at the end of the ad, of course.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Oh, is this a MadLibs?
Ok, ok, a person associated with football whose name begins with P: _____
A person associated with football whose name begins with E: _____

sunrisesunrise

That ending was a dream come true.