Your Bacon And Egger Early Morning Game Post

[in the voice of Sir David Attenborough, noted documentarian]

“Here we see the common North American football fan in its lair. Sprawled amongst the bedsheets, it has had a mostly pleasant evening. Recent advances in the field of Dreamology indicate that the visions it has during the night consist primarily of unprotected and consequence-free sex with friend’s wives/husbands, teachers from high school, co-workers, waitresses, bus drivers, hobos, major political figures, deli clerks, people that held the door open, hair dressers, folks at the gym and individuals that have the STOP/SLOW sign at construction sites. There may be others but this area of Dreamology is getting bogged down in details to be honest. As it rises to face a new day it yawns and performs the ritualistic ‘vigorous scratching of the hind quarters’ and of course it must mark its porcelain territory as well.” [to be continued]

NYJ @ Mia: Miami has the home field advantage over in London but Ivory and Revis are back so that should even things out a bit. The Fins D has made Fitz-type (mediocre) QB’s look good. Tyrod and Bortles averaged a 92 QBR in their games against Miami. There’s talk already on fan sites that things are spinning out of control under Philbin. This implies that they were in a controlled spin before the season started which sounds about right. Seriously, a loss here will go quite far in determining how quickly/long they will #occupyAFCEastbasement. Across the field/ocean there’s plenty of huzzahs for Mr. Bowles who has applied a steady hand to the team in general and the D specifically. This sure looks like a sloppy romp by the Jets, doesn’t it?

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makeitsnowondem

Sierra Nevada Torpedo. The classics are classics for a reason.

JustStopDude
Gratliff

Murray just doubled his numbers for the season. So that’s nice.

Doktor Zymm

My prediction for the final score of PHI/WAS : 9-15

Smithchez

That’s right, Gio. Continue to siphon points from Jeremy Hill you fucking fantasy vampire.

JustStopDude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T09hBGGpSjk

I’ve given up on being able to watch football with the commentating on. I now just blast a different album on the stereo while I watch. This first game of course is Probot.

Next game will be the Best of Barry Manilow.

Dunstan

+1 Copacabana

John Difool

“This is the Ford F-150, the only truck with a high strength military grade alloy body…. that costs as much as something built for the military.”

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That 5 second Big Bang Theory promo was awful. It featured the worst pictures ever taken of the 3 stars photoshopped badly together.

Smithchez

Blake Bortles Bomb Burns Backs Badly

Dick E. Phuck

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Dunstan

The Colts cheerleaders have really lost weight this year!

Dunstan

I love when Pizza Hut pretends that putting a few vegetables on their vile, grease-soaked, cheese-stuffed pizza makes it “healthy”

Gratliff

Eagles defense holding teams to field goals over and over again and the offense derping off the fucking field every drive. I forgot how much fun the late 90’s were.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Oh Houston DEF, at least you’re good at stopping my fantasy team from going anywhere.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shit, Catler has a fucked up hamstring and don’t care!?

Doktor Zymm

“Chris Thompson making a name for himself, and that name is Chris Thompson”

Senor Weaselo

Anyway, I’m off for a bit. Should be back for the late games. Which may also apparently be on this thread.

Doktor Zymm

http://www.draftWings.com
When you can’t commit to one sauce for your wings, and want to pick a new sauce every week!

Senor Weaselo

Is Carolina Reaper an option yet? And why not?

Charge of the Light Brigade

How the hell ya doin’ boys?! Bills are at two three and outs so far… more familiar territory for them.

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