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I drank way the fuck too much watching my beloved Donks give me repeated heart attackery at the local sports pub yesterday. Turns out the manager/proprietor is also a fan, and said I was the first fellow traveler in his establishment for a game all season! I also made some new acquaintances who were anxious to know how their kicker and defense were doing. Fucking great, I says. This is a reliable answer to give, as I will expound upon in my mid-season recap Wednesday morning. Sadly, the same cnnot be said for PeyPey.
Dead cat bounce was quite high indeed for the Fins. Figures, as I had both given up and traded Lamar Miller, and picked up the Titans defense in my money league.
Landry Jones didn’t suck, or at least on the Michael Vick level. How bad could he really fuck up in a week before The Ben returns anyway? Dude still looks like he should be riding shotgun in Marc Trestman’s van.
Cincinnati keeps escaping all its trap games. I am running out of even reach reasons to dismiss them at this point.
Chris Ivory is LaDainian Tomlinson all of a sudden, and with that, the Jets are worth paying attention to. A puncher’s chance in Foxboro if the P*ts play as meh as they did in Indy.
Seaking if the late night game, the Colts are complete fucking ass. As DFO noted earlier, the Seachickens grab all the headlines for it but the Colts have many of the same problems masked by a shitty division and thusly a weaker schedule.
Cam Newton for MVP. I’ll keep saying it whilst he keeps earning it. And PK can keep sucking it.
San Diego put up video game passing numbers on the Packer secondary, but it wasn’t quite enough. I wish I hadn’t passed out and had the chance to see more of it. Green Bay and Denver square off after their respective byes, and we will get to see just how illusory their 6-0 marks really are. Thank fuck (from my POV) it’s in Mile High.