Your Late Afternoon Slate O’ Games Open Thread

NYG @ TB: JPP’s Back! will not be talked about nearly as much as his missing digits. If he can do something/anything to help it would be much appreciated by the league leader in yards allowed. Couple that with being last in the league in sacks and you’ve got a functional alcoholic examining his options. Thanks Steve Spagnuolo. LB Kwon Alexander won his second Defensive Rookie of the Week award under trying circumstances. His nickname is Genghis Kwon. Tampa came out with a win in OT against the Falcons last week despite blowing a 17 point lead. I expect the Giants to blow that sort of lead this week.

Atl @ SF: How do the Falcons come away with a win here? I think it all comes down to “don’t f*ck up”. They’ve given the ball away 12 times in the last four games-that’s got to stop. Things must be bad when as an organization you turn to QB Gabbert to solve your problems. Weird stat: In his last 4 games Kaep did not, repeat, not turn the ball over-no Int’s or fumbles. 30 yr. old RB Thomas joins this rapidly sinking ship. He hasn’t seen any action since being set adrift by the Saints last March. His legs should be fresh and ready to go though, right?

Den @ Ind: If I was a schedule-maker back in the spring I would have paired these two up in a heartbeat. Now it doesn’t look all that great. Peyton has been up and down all year long. His game-day QBR’s have ranged from 25.2 (2 weeks ago vs. Cleveland) to 93.6 (last week vs. Green Bay) Luck is 7th in QBR in the fourth quarter of games and dead last for the first three. I doubt he’ll put things together against the Denver D. Retread Rob Chudzinski who has been with The U (blarf!), Cleveland, the Chargers, Cleveland again, the Chargers again, Carolina, Cleveland again and now the Colts will set things right for the O. You just watch.

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trollsoharduniversity

EYE’S UP SON

blackroseMD1

Wow…I’ve never heard Hodor speak before. Jesus fackin’ christ.

Bortleback

“They showed great fight” – yeah, by poking a guy in the eye and getting a holding call on a fucking FG. Peyton should just retire instead of continuing to be associated with that shitshow.

blackroseMD1

♫ Wish we didn’t play the Colts ♫ – Peyton at home tonight.

Redshirt

♪ Why’s Talib still on the team? ♪

Redshirt

Would it be funny if next week Peyton goes 4 for 16 for 2 yards?

IronAvenger6491

YOU HAVE TO WAIT, PEYTON. YOU MUST WAIT.

Sill Bimmons

TD MONTAGE COMIN UP

makeitsnowondem

Well, Denver’s still even with the 7-1 Carolina Panthers. Not too shabby.

Moonbatting Average

That was the stupidest fucking bullshit I have seen from a defense in a long long time

Brick Meathook

This Denver defense is quite impressive.

Smithchez

All you had to do was let him kick the field goal and you’d still have a chance. Honestly, what are your chances of blocking a 23 yard attempt?

Covalent Blonde

That is the saddest I ever want to see Peyton

Old School Zero

MORE FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD!

Sill Bimmons

HAIL BLEERGH

ThursdaySkyGoddess

MOAR DELICIOUS MANNINGFACE!

Sill Bimmons

wut

IronAvenger6491

Good for the Colts

fleshwound_NPG

NANTZ DOES NOT GET TO CALL PEYTON’S RECORD FUCK YEA

makeitsnowondem

Incredible.

Old School Zero

HAIL BLEERGH!

Senor Weaselo

Defensive holding. On a field goal. To end the game. Wow.

Redshirt

How do you get holding on a Field Goal?

Smithchez

Come on, shank it.

Sill Bimmons

Aqib Talib: still an idiot.

Redshirt

I hope the Broncos and Colts meet again in the playoffs. We might see this scene recreated on the football field.

WARNING: R-rated Gore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWwGXIjxbnI

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hee hee…I see what you did there.

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