Greetings, fellow drunkies! I was originally going to post the results from my Halloween Oktoberfest Tasting, but the notes from the evening are predictably jumbled and nonsensical. For example:
BFT [Best Friend Tabitha]: Ayinger was smooth, like an old woman.
So instead, I’m going to move in another direction: home brewing. Seeing as Dr. Mrs. Mayhem is overseas for a month, it’s time to make a horrific mess in the kitchen with delicious alcoholic results. The question I put to you: What Shall I Brew? Limitations are:
1. Must be an ale or be able to use ale yeast without tasting funny. In the absence of a root cellar or similar, no lagering for the Reverend.
2. No IPAs, double IPAs, quadruple IPAs or other LET ME SHOW YOU HOW BIG MY DICK IS IN IBU nonsense. There are plenty of good commercial IPAs out there, I don’t need to make my own.
3. No fruit. Seriously, no fucking fruit. The fuck are you, a six year old whose mother thinks “processed sugar” is child murder?
4. No open fermentation. The cat already enjoys watching the bubbles, and I’m concerned about open fermentation from both a hygiene and having-to-bathe-the-cat point of view.
Extra points awarded for including a clever name. HAVE AT IT, COMMENTISTS!
My son in law owns a brewing supply shop in Torrance, CA.
Here are a couple of recipes to get the creative thought processes flowing.
http://www.southbaybrewingsupply.com/p/recipes.html
How about a weizenbock? Great cold-weather beer and you probably won’t have to let it sit as long as, like, a barleywine.
Russian Imperial Stout because “Commentist”, obvs.
I don’t really know anything about beer or whatever but I always figured choosing the name and label are the true rewards of creating a brew. That you don’t already have something in mind makes me think my brewmaster pyschology is on par with that of my overall understanding of the brewski world.
Sure looking forward to mulled wine season though. That’s where I’m a goddamn Viking!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU_w5_VREK8
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Several friends and relatives have gone this route and have made some fantastic brews (of course the failures are not bragged about). My good friend’s son liked it so much and did well enough he now works in the brewery of a small brew pub. I think you’ll have a great time.
P.S. keep ALL the equipment VERY clean.
Also; can’t wait for your post sampling write-ups.
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Stupid Sexy Flanders Red Ale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKiaPPNabLo
I’ve been homebrewing for about a year and a half, but so far I’ve only used recipe kits, so I can’t exactly give you a recipe. But my favourite has been a Chimay Blue clone, which was fucking fantastic and only cost $63 (about $45 American) for a yield of 20 750ml bottles. If you can find one, I highly recommend it.
$45 fro 20 bombers of Quad? Sign me right the fuck up.
Have fun and drink beer.
I’ve also been told that mead is criminally easy to make.
Yes, but I don’t have a horn from which to quaff
A guy at work makes it because another guy has beehives and sells honey; it is not an everyday drink, but fuck the last batch was delicious…… strong too; Handsome Moose strong.
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Do a trippel. If monks can do it, so can you!
I vote for a Black Ale, no offenz
I could see “Jerry Richardson’s Field Hand Stout”. Would I have to dilute it to 3/5 it’s original ABV?
Cotton Pickin’ Porter might be too on the nose.
Joey Porter will come to your house and kill you.
He once was a Stout LB but his skills Pale in comparison now.
Whole thread!
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