It’s 4 O’clock-Do You Know Where Your Open Thread Is? Thread

Min @ Oak: As Cyrus once said in The Warriors, “Can you Diggs it?” When Stefon is not at some esoteric club he’s tearing it up on the field. QB Teddy and his 6 TD/6 Int’s is quite happy to have found someone that he has a rapport with. That ought to improve those ugly stats quite a bit. The Raiders have averaged 35.5 points in their last three while the Vikes D have been holding their opponents to an average of 17 all season long. This shall be an interesting game of strength against strength. Both of these teams are just beginning to understand just how good they actually are. Oakland has the poorer record because, quite understandably given their history, it took a little bit longer.

NE @ NYG: The Giants can’t stop the short passing game.* Brady excels at the short passing game and is on fire right now. Let’s watch and see how this plays out.

*or the medium or the long passing game

KC @ Den: This is another game that looked great at the beginning of the season. RB Davis, once the handcuff to JC, is on the inactive list. Oh how the not-mighty have fallen! You may ask yourself, “how are they going to replace 2.6 ypc?”. One of the other voices in your head would answer “Spencer Ware” sometime after it told you to kill the neighbour’s dog. Peyton is starting to turn things around, improving his completion %, yards per catch and QBR these last few weeks. Perhaps he’s getting some feeling back in his hands? That said, he’s got a foot thingy and a rib ailment that he’s dealing with. That sound you heard was Justin Houston and Tamba Hali and Andy Reid licking their chops. With respect to Houston and Hali I was speaking metaphorically.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have to repost this from Mr. JustStopDude.

http://terezowens-com-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/2014/01/peyton-500×500.jpg

Pretty much says it.

Moonbatting Average

Walking the dogs in the pouring rain was a better idea than watching the Giants collapse

Sill Bimmons

We’re gonna need a montage…

blaxabbath

See you all in the SNF thread!

Old School Zero

Gotta go start some dinner. See you all in the SNF thread.

JustStopDude
Sill Bimmons

At least I have my salt & vinegar almonds.

WHY ARE YOU SO BITTER SALT & VINEGAR ALMONDS

Gratliff

Holy shit, it’s a gang fight

Redshirt

Don’t tease me like that!

Gratliff

Thanks to shit like this, the Eagles have a solid 4 more weeks to fuck around before they have to worry about the Giants pulling away.

Sill Bimmons

They tackle Amendola where he caught that last pass and that kick misses.

Redshirt

Alright, Cal-Stanford on Two. Ready? Break!

blaxabbath

The NFC East…..

Mother Puncher

…The Aristocrats!

John Difool

And we call it….

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John Difool

JUICEBOX DENIED

Shogun Marcus

Oy vey.

blackroseMD1

Oh goddammit…

blaxabbath

Everyone else shadenfraude

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Fuck.

I hate this season

indieguy

welp

Gratliff

GOOD GUYS WIN!

Sill Bimmons

fuck

Redshirt

I hate everything.

King Hippo

welcome to the club!

The Maestro

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH HAIL SATAN

Old School Zero

Shit.

blackroseMD1

Does icing the kicker ever actually work?

Roger Ramjet

it sounds better than it actually is

Gratliff

C’mon Pats. Fuck New York.

JustStopDude

Epic Manning face before the kick….

blaxabbath

Fuck you, The Patriots.

King Hippo

BOO

Sill Bimmons

hell’s bells

Smithchez

Yeah, he’s gonna make it.

Shogun Marcus

Oh god no. No. NO.

Redshirt

Cover Gronk!

blaxabbath

Haha!!! Great fake spike, TB12!

Sill Bimmons

YEAH STUMPY

JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/0QK3w6E.gif

Wait…is this another terrorist joke?!?

blaxabbath

Late hit Brady into the turf. Make Garropolo beat you!

JustStopDude
Old School Zero

COME ON COME ON COME ON

Sill Bimmons

JOTUNHEIM AWAITS

Shogun Marcus

This is a saga…

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