DFO Prediction Contests Update – Week 11

The two remaining contests are heating up as we head towards the end of the regular season and the awarding of prizes.

DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies)

Sunrisesunrise stretched his lead out to three games over Warthog while King Hippo had a tremendous week of picking and vaulted himself into a tie for third with JerBear.  Senor Weaselo and Sill are one behind with Doktor Zymm and I one further back.  Special accolades go to Clipboard Jesus and make it snow, who managed to get 2 and 1 correct picks respectively.  I’m really hoping you tried your best, filled in all the games, and just experienced complete and utter failure.  Here is the table:

RANK ENTRY, OWNER 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 TOTAL PCT
1 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 82 99.0
2 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 79 96.8
3* 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 78 95.5
3* 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 78 95.5
5* 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 77 93.8
5* 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 77 93.8
7* 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 76 91.8
7* 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 76 91.8
9 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 75 89.3
10* 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 72 79.4
10* 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 72 79.4
12 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 71 75.5
13 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 70 71.5
14* 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 69 67.4
14* 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 69 67.4
16 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 68 63.5
17 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 67 59.8
18* 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 66 56.5
18* 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 66 56.5
20 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 64 50.7
21 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 59 41.8

DFO Picks Its Nose (Straight-Up pick, Prize: A bottle of fine booze)

On the straight pick side, things tightened up a bit as Moose’s lead has shrunk down to 2 over JerBear.  Winnebago Warrior had a horrendous week and slipped into a tie for fourth.  Overall, it was a great week for Hippo and the good doctor as they both posted high scores for both contests.  What were they on and how can we get it?  Answers will hopefully be revealed in the comments.  The table:

RANK ENTRY, OWNER 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 TOTAL PCT
1 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 94 98.6
2 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 92 96.1
3 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 90 91.5
4* 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 89 88.7
4* 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 89 88.7
4* 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 89 88.7
4* 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 89 88.7
4* 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 89 88.7
9 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 88 85.5
10 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 87 82.3
11* 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 86 78.9
11* 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 86 78.9
13* 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 84 72.6
13* 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 84 72.6
15 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 83 69.6
16* 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 82 66.9
16* 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 82 66.9
16* 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 82 66.9
16* 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 82 66.9
20* 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 81 64.4
20* 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 81 64.4
22* 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 62.2
22* 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 62.2
22* 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 80 62.2
25 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 78 58.3
26 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 70 49.5

Don’t forget to put your picks in!  As you can see, one good week can vault you right back into contention.  These things are not over by any means.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The week in WTFFFF?

http://40.media.tumblr.com/0acf6d254a4528300cc3311fdcab1961/tumblr_nqedykuugf1r1d5rwo1_1280.jpg

*What the FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKINATOR?!?!?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

Hey, Roy watch where you’re pointing that th…Oh, right, right. Never mind.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THAT is fucking funny.

[turns, bites finger, cries]

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

I saw that yesterday and immediately kicked myself.

Senor Weaselo

Moose, this is Moosemas, correct?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

My Future Moose connection is somewhat unclear; in particular 2018 to 2032 when my clone was programmed with my earlier memories, but Moosemas in the future is like I said before; a 31 day celebration around the solstice. Since there is a lot higher portion of the population that are good cooks, there is about one in ten who can do a really good Mousse Moose (chocolate mousse). With global warming there were massive extinctions as we are beginning to see now, but some silver linings such as the moderate climate enabling the growing of cocoa bean further north and the moose population has moved to northern Canada (now Daveland) and Russia (now Petersburgish). Of course the moose rides at Disneyland are free.

Horatio Cornblower

‘Petersburgish’ is genius.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The moose puns just keep getting worse; just like I like ’em.

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

This Moose thing has really snowballed…
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sorry it got moosenopolized.

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Porky Prime
Porky Prime

This is what the Rousey/Holm PPV ads should have been.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This thread has turned into a mooseocalypse……

Senor Weaselo

I imagine this is now the open thread. So guess who just got their student loan paperwork? The good news is I’m not proper fucked because I’m still making more than I’ll be paying, but it’s not exactly pretty for the next decade. Anyway, if any of the lawyer commentists need a violinist for lawyer things, like divorces, malpractice suits, not-malpractice suits, contracts, and the like, I’m available, so call now!

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

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Porky Prime
Porky Prime

http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Gremlins_2_Canadian_Restaurant_8_8_13.jpg

The best chocolate moose is served at your finer Canadian restaurants.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sorry; I had a Mooseizure on this thread.

entropy

An overmoose, if you will.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

and I will.

makeitsnowondem

I missed a week early on and lost the will to compete. That doesn’t explain why I only got one point this week, though; I picked almost all the games in one group and like half of them in the other.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Shit man, that’s like E.D. on the second date.

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Want to know what Ben Carson supposedly believes?

Here you go:

http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2015/11/the-great-controversy-ben-carson-ellen.html

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Beerguyrob
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Here’s a Luke’s kills supercut:

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

So I think the USMNT could have beaten either Trinidad or Tobago on their own, but playing the two together was apparently more than the boys could handle.

nomonkeyfun
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jesus Fucking Christ!!! That is beautiful!!

nomonkeyfun

Shockingly there about 5 things that show up for a gis search for Octopus Moose.

I thought the internet would be more perverted.
I guess DFO hasn’t been around long enough.

Old School Zero

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entropy

You never go full moose.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have no choice; however from the outside it looks like I’m just going 3/5ths Bullwinkle.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Perfect.

Lothar of the Hill People
Lothar of the Hill People

Wow, I thought I was gonna get slaughtered because my straight-up picks were so bad, but it looks like everyone had the same lousy results as me.

King Hippo

Dok is smart, I am lucky!

Man, I wish I could have those back-to-back 4-10 ATS weeks back. Not translating to teh imaginary gambling contest, though…

entropy

Apropos of nothing, I give you Drunk Moose Stuck In A Tree:

http://files.sharenator.com/Moose_Drunk_Moose_Gets_Stuck_In_A_Tree-s580x325-239758-1020.jpg

nomonkeyfun

Shouldn’t that be a gif.

Or at least have Debbie Harry or Lynda Carter photoshopped in.

entropy

Man, I go to all the trouble of finding this thing for everyone…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

or sleipnir whatevs

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…

http://gif-in-gif.com/images/1447875174-530267.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hey man; I wasn’t expecting the beads to get pulled out that quickly! Your seeester is VERY aggressive.

http://www.mathfunny.com/images/math-joke-funny-humor-mathjoke-pun-moose-triangle-rightangle-hypotamoose.jpg

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

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Lothar of the Hill People
Lothar of the Hill People

I have a picture I took of a goat in a tree in Pakistan at an ancient Buddhist monastery in the mountains.

Yeah, I know, that sentence looks like it makes no sense. But it’s 100% true.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Whoa! I don’t feel good; I have a headache form a cave in; my head caved in after seeing all these moose posts and cumming so hard.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thank you.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Moosesplosion or Moosegasm.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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