The two remaining contests are heating up as we head towards the end of the regular season and the awarding of prizes.
DFO Spreads Wide (picking against the spread, Prize = A grab at OSZ’s bag of goodies)
Sunrisesunrise stretched his lead out to three games over Warthog while King Hippo had a tremendous week of picking and vaulted himself into a tie for third with JerBear. Senor Weaselo and Sill are one behind with Doktor Zymm and I one further back. Special accolades go to Clipboard Jesus and make it snow, who managed to get 2 and 1 correct picks respectively. I’m really hoping you tried your best, filled in all the games, and just experienced complete and utter failure. Here is the table:
| RANK | ENTRY, OWNER | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | TOTAL | PCT |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 82 | 99.0 | |
| 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 79 | 96.8 | |
| 3* | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 78 | 95.5 | |
| 3* | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 78 | 95.5 | |
| 5* | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 77 | 93.8 | |
| 5* | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 77 | 93.8 | |
| 7* | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 76 | 91.8 | |
| 7* | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 76 | 91.8 | |
| 9 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 75 | 89.3 | |
| 10* | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 72 | 79.4 | |
| 10* | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 72 | 79.4 | |
| 12 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 71 | 75.5 | |
| 13 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70 | 71.5 | |
| 14* | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 69 | 67.4 | |
| 14* | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 69 | 67.4 | |
| 16 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 68 | 63.5 | |
| 17 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 67 | 59.8 | |
| 18* | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 66 | 56.5 | |
| 18* | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 66 | 56.5 | |
| 20 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 64 | 50.7 | |
| 21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 59 | 41.8 |
DFO Picks Its Nose (Straight-Up pick, Prize: A bottle of fine booze)
On the straight pick side, things tightened up a bit as Moose’s lead has shrunk down to 2 over JerBear. Winnebago Warrior had a horrendous week and slipped into a tie for fourth. Overall, it was a great week for Hippo and the good doctor as they both posted high scores for both contests. What were they on and how can we get it? Answers will hopefully be revealed in the comments. The table:
| RANK | ENTRY, OWNER | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | TOTAL | PCT |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 94 | 98.6 | |
| 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 92 | 96.1 | |
| 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90 | 91.5 | |
| 4* | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 89 | 88.7 | |
| 4* | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 89 | 88.7 | |
| 4* | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 89 | 88.7 | |
| 4* | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 89 | 88.7 | |
| 4* | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 89 | 88.7 | |
| 9 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 88 | 85.5 | |
| 10 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 87 | 82.3 | |
| 11* | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 86 | 78.9 | |
| 11* | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 86 | 78.9 | |
| 13* | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 84 | 72.6 | |
| 13* | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 84 | 72.6 | |
| 15 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 83 | 69.6 | |
| 16* | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 82 | 66.9 | |
| 16* | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 82 | 66.9 | |
| 16* | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 82 | 66.9 | |
| 16* | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 82 | 66.9 | |
| 20* | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 81 | 64.4 | |
| 20* | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 81 | 64.4 | |
| 22* | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80 | 62.2 | |
| 22* | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80 | 62.2 | |
| 22* | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80 | 62.2 | |
| 25 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 78 | 58.3 | |
| 26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70 | 49.5 |
Don’t forget to put your picks in! As you can see, one good week can vault you right back into contention. These things are not over by any means.
This week in WTF?
http://45.media.tumblr.com/f914c2884cc8e6625b91e8a5e51621a9/tumblr_nudxn4Clyh1td0h5jo2_400.gif
The week in WTFFFF?
http://40.media.tumblr.com/0acf6d254a4528300cc3311fdcab1961/tumblr_nqedykuugf1r1d5rwo1_1280.jpg
*What the FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKINATOR?!?!?
It’s Japan, no? That should explain everything
I’m sure if we could read the text it would ALL make sense.
Roy Orbison in Fastest Guitar Alive (1967)
http://40.media.tumblr.com/715f96e9ae143048e01171e7e44fc393/tumblr_nq8m9nKyLJ1rd5rz4o1_1280.jpg
Hey, Roy watch where you’re pointing that th…Oh, right, right. Never mind.
Man, I wish we had thought of this:
http://www.theonion.com/article/aging-peyton-manning-now-forced-take-field-assista-51858
THAT is fucking funny.
[turns, bites finger, cries]
Neither of us can do all those things.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/f532bcb553527afe10a2475c8311872f/tumblr_nultrevhB31r855nqo1_1280.jpg
I saw that yesterday and immediately kicked myself.
Moose, this is Moosemas, correct?
It’s a Moosemas Miracle!
My Future Moose connection is somewhat unclear; in particular 2018 to 2032 when my clone was programmed with my earlier memories, but Moosemas in the future is like I said before; a 31 day celebration around the solstice. Since there is a lot higher portion of the population that are good cooks, there is about one in ten who can do a really good Mousse Moose (chocolate mousse). With global warming there were massive extinctions as we are beginning to see now, but some silver linings such as the moderate climate enabling the growing of cocoa bean further north and the moose population has moved to northern Canada (now Daveland) and Russia (now Petersburgish). Of course the moose rides at Disneyland are free.
‘Petersburgish’ is genius.
The moose puns just keep getting worse; just like I like ’em.
This Moose thing has really snowballed…
Sorry it got moosenopolized.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/dd9ad87fac33a42338ee8a4ad2931dc8/tumblr_nqo1lkS6cJ1qemxfbo1_400.jpg
I would like it to be Friday.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/6f4957ca07cfd72bdde253f53be97639/tumblr_nqsrtcchdc1qbapgqo1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/a82fb65f3c7ad9be11e0a0e2451a8a44/tumblr_nvaiwsVqPA1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
http://49.media.tumblr.com/141c14290537622f1505818be72e4077/tumblr_nqrzjsmaKj1snmmclo1_500.gif
http://45.media.tumblr.com/173ed9c2d0e860c3f9e33110b06632b6/tumblr_mtg84uSYM41qms2auo6_250.gif
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YGqIw6TzzFU/UG9CtLHQ6-I/AAAAAAAAJxk/6mtUVW3UaQI/s1600/lynda_carter_lynda10_VuA6mpe.jpg
I love his movies.
This is what the Rousey/Holm PPV ads should have been.
This thread has turned into a mooseocalypse……
Moose cuddle time
http://cdn.pulptastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/katerina-plotnikova-photography-14.jpg
Fucking Reindeer get all the chicks, man.
Nah, this one is probably Lady Moose:
http://pulpfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Moose-Girl-Dennis-Ziliotto-Photography.jpg
Lady Moose?
http://pre04.deviantart.net/a42c/th/pre/i/2011/357/a/f/that__s_a_sexy_moose_by_sugarcoatedarsenic-d4jxzp0.jpg
Lady Moose; no horns.
Transexual Moose…. ah what the hell if they’re payin’….
I obviously have no idea what the difference is between girl moose (Meese? Mooses? Moosi?) and boy moose.
Bear with me. I’m Mexican and just barely this summer made it to The Canada.
Here is a happy heterosexual cow and bull couple, they are married, not living in SIN.
I imagine this is now the open thread. So guess who just got their student loan paperwork? The good news is I’m not proper fucked because I’m still making more than I’ll be paying, but it’s not exactly pretty for the next decade. Anyway, if any of the lawyer commentists need a violinist for lawyer things, like divorces, malpractice suits, not-malpractice suits, contracts, and the like, I’m available, so call now!
http://www.michiganautolaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/HB-4770-and-4771-would-stop-ambulance-chasing-lawyers.jpg
http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Gremlins_2_Canadian_Restaurant_8_8_13.jpg
The best chocolate moose is served at your finer Canadian restaurants.
http://m6.i.pbase.com/o4/48/623048/1/65498876.5zRlOLVx.ChocolateMooseFudgeFactory.jpg
These always get me confused; this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-Dybwa1u0Lg/S-iKV0ExqfI/AAAAAAAAAak/VXrSuEWOq1o/s1600/gl0605_mousse1_lg.jpg
or this:
http://chocolates.onlinelight.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/moose-2.jpg
Sorry; I had a Mooseizure on this thread.
An overmoose, if you will.
and I will.
I missed a week early on and lost the will to compete. That doesn’t explain why I only got one point this week, though; I picked almost all the games in one group and like half of them in the other.
Shit man, that’s like E.D. on the second date.
Want to know what Ben Carson supposedly believes?
Here you go:
http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2015/11/the-great-controversy-ben-carson-ellen.html
http://40.media.tumblr.com/f00103690c71785432bc59cced51bfe9/tumblr_nv93m1hfNY1uqn8s6o2_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/27bd33eeb710845bc2918ea0e4889f0f/tumblr_nv93m1hfNY1uqn8s6o1_1280.png
http://i.imgur.com/headWcN.jpg
Here’s a Luke’s kills supercut:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_IGDcPprjg
So I think the USMNT could have beaten either Trinidad or Tobago on their own, but playing the two together was apparently more than the boys could handle.
http://img06.deviantart.net/9ea6/i/2008/270/4/6/moose_and_octopus_by_jonescrusher.jpg
Jesus Fucking Christ!!! That is beautiful!!
Shockingly there about 5 things that show up for a gis search for Octopus Moose.
I thought the internet would be more perverted.
I guess DFO hasn’t been around long enough.
This is a perfect depiction of one of the DFO Late Night Open Threads.
http://49.media.tumblr.com/4f404cb63c34aa5e867818ed6da130ab/tumblr_mtg84uSYM41qms2auo2_250.gif
http://41.media.tumblr.com/28b71ef1833ada339a12b9e1305d6ea3/tumblr_nvaj4iIP8u1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
LOVE this!
You never go full moose.
I have no choice; however from the outside it looks like I’m just going 3/5ths Bullwinkle.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm9tvvFHnk1qfalqto1_500.png
Perfect.
Wow, I thought I was gonna get slaughtered because my straight-up picks were so bad, but it looks like everyone had the same lousy results as me.
Dok is smart, I am lucky!
Man, I wish I could have those back-to-back 4-10 ATS weeks back. Not translating to teh imaginary gambling contest, though…
Apropos of nothing, I give you Drunk Moose Stuck In A Tree:
http://files.sharenator.com/Moose_Drunk_Moose_Gets_Stuck_In_A_Tree-s580x325-239758-1020.jpg
Shouldn’t that be a gif.
Or at least have Debbie Harry or Lynda Carter photoshopped in.
Man, I go to all the trouble of finding this thing for everyone…
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/funny-moose.jpg
Mjolnir Moose!
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/122010/1291922756_8-legged-moose.gif
or sleipnir whatevs
A Møøse once bit my sister…
http://41.media.tumblr.com/35cf1d98ddf5dd9b7bf6e97103c13d99/tumblr_nq7amzWPFm1syvjuco1_500.png
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…
http://gif-in-gif.com/images/1447875174-530267.gif
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n7QJyBVYkx8/TPUH17pYBAI/AAAAAAAAADA/HM_Rr67Ymbg/s1600/moose+teracks+crap.jpg
Hey man; I wasn’t expecting the beads to get pulled out that quickly! Your seeester is VERY aggressive.
http://www.mathfunny.com/images/math-joke-funny-humor-mathjoke-pun-moose-triangle-rightangle-hypotamoose.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/YgISCfK.jpg
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b8/b800852ebabad7d324adc5d830b28602a06b661baea22a92b1f8145032445f21.jpg
PFTC MOOSE
http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/funny-pictures-moose-cop.jpg
I have a picture I took of a goat in a tree in Pakistan at an ancient Buddhist monastery in the mountains.
Yeah, I know, that sentence looks like it makes no sense. But it’s 100% true.
http://www.50-best.com/images/funny_animal_pictures/im_a_moose_funny_animals.jpg
Whoa! I don’t feel good; I have a headache form a cave in; my head caved in after seeing all these moose posts and cumming so hard.
Thank you.
*Moosesplosion or Moosegasm.
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/3/4/0/8/6/1/drunk-moose-102008037172.jpeg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/funny-moose2.jpg
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT, WUUUUUUUUUUU?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xt4rerOrMlQ/VCnJOhu5ezI/AAAAAAAAVso/hyR1_2XDutE/s1600/20140926_071530.jpg