Your Sunday Night Fight Open Thread

Cin @ Ari: Despite what your brain might tell you, you’re looking at two of the best QB’s in the league right here. Cincy is the dog in this one spread-wise. Since the start of the 2013 season they are 11-2-1 when occupying that status. Go for it, right? [slams the brakes] Hold on there, tiger-Dalton is 1-5 in prime time games. WR’s John Brown, Floyd and Fitz are all fighting injuries. If you happen to be in a 20 team league (raises hand) you may want to take a look-see at one Jaron Brown and pick him the hell up (done!) As much as I liked the Hopkins/Revis matchup earlier, I think the Green/Peterson battle looks even better. By the by, get yerself ready for some tired Palmer vs. His Former Team crap, despite the fact that he’s played against them before. Your re-run narrative awaits!

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Doktor Zymm

I hate meeting people. Also, while I like the Cardinals, who the hell chose that as a mascot? In real life a Bengal tiger would eat the shit out of a tiny little red bird.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I realize Clarence Thomas is a joke unto himself, but…………

http://36.media.tumblr.com/96103072f13bc73e6c6099750b146f43/tumblr_nod0pdWKKm1qhe849o1_1280.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I watched that again not too long ago; a cinematic………….. movie.

A time capsule nonetheless.

Brick Meathook

That’s “Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls?”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They stopped pull tabs around ’72 to ’75, movie was ’70, so it could be the 25 cent cinema.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Man, I loved that show, especially the late night when,….. enhanced viewing.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/15dbe014e04dca16ca7f05506efebb67/tumblr_mlkjwy6QGi1qhigt0o1_500.gif

WCS

Trent Dilfer is certifiably insane.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Porky Prime

I don’t remember this one from Nickelodeon.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Porky Prime

Mandrills were country when country wasn’t cool.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Barbara always had the swollen red buttocks when she was receptive.

Romonobyl

Get Tony out of the crypt…almost showtime.

King Hippo

Wait, we have 4 more days before Food Coma Romonobyl…ah, wrong Tony.

/watch them bill that game as “a battle between two undefeated QBs” like he and Cam are fucking equals.

The Maestro

O AN U NOE THE BUNGLES GON BUNGLE

O YEZZ THEY IZZ

WCS

O AN U NOE DEY DO BULLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAT

Romonobyl

But are they gon drank?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

WHO AIN’T GON DRANK?

Sill Bimmons

The Wiz Live: Epic Clusterfuck

makeitsnowondem

Yeah, but at least it’s over.

makeitsnowondem

“That’s almost a forward pass,” said Al Michaels, who pays almost two thirds of his income in taxes.

Romonobyl

Yakity-Sax in 3…

Senor Weaselo

That’s the “some illegals got out” siren, right?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Buddy’s slave Guillermo got out! That frisky little mongrel!

Sill Bimmons

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

All right, this is not snark from Buddy for once, what do these three coaches have in common: Bill Belichick, Romeo Crennel, and Butch Davis?

Dunstan

None of them has been in my kitchen.

Sill Bimmons

Carbon basing!

King Hippo

All fired Factory shift managers

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

They were the coaches of the three Browns winning season since 1990.

Belichick 1994
Davis 2002
Crennel 2007

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This level of ineptitude is like watching a Ravens game.

Old School Zero

Still not as bad as the Chargers were today.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But more creative.

makeitsnowondem

If this field goal is missed I’m burning down a Buffalo Wild Wings.

Old School Zero

WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Sill Bimmons

Carpet definitely matches the drapes.

King Hippo

wow, ALMOST an epic DERP

Dunstan

Ah, come on, I wanted a false start runoff for OT!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What the shit?

WCS

Buzzsaw winning this without Brown and/or Ellington contributing anything on this drive will make a very happy WCS.

Shogun Marcus

The prevent defense: When you don’t want to win.

makeitsnowondem

I think we’ve all witnessed something tonight, whether we wanted to or not.

Senor Weaselo

Covering Fitty may have been a good idea, but it may be too late for that.

WCS

Cincy has no interest in winning this whatsoever.

Sill Bimmons

THE KANGOL’S GOT ‘EM RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS ‘EM

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

The Bengals record for receiving TDs in a season? Carl Pickens with 17 in 1995.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Not as impressive as Chris Henry catching pavement in 2009.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Oh my.

King Hippo

Everybody’s goin’ surffffiiinnnn

/surfin DOA

WCS

Wow.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Like I wasn’t already going to see you all in hell.

Dunstan

The Bengals record for receiving STDs is also 17, but belongs to Cris Collinsworth.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fake it, ya pussies.

Sill Bimmons

hell’s bells

Col. Duke LaCross

Marvin ices his own kicker.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

WHO’S EXCITED FOR OVERTIME?

makeitsnowondem

The official DFO style guide dictates that we use “Bonus Drinking Period.”

Senor Weaselo

We have a style guide? Aren’t Strunk and White very dead?

makeitsnowondem

more like drunk and white

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Does this game dictate that we use cyanide?

King Hippo

I am so GET HYPE I can’t feel my right arm

/might be heart attack

//should probably drink it off

Sill Bimmons

fuck sake

King Hippo

This is not helping the Yinzer nor the Horsey cause, is it?

Sill Bimmons

nope

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Andy Dalton, the homeless crazy person’s Neil Lomax.

Sill Bimmons

Neil Lomax was the crazy person’s Joe Kapp.

Sill Bimmons

You stupid Cardinals.

Spanky Datass

Buzzsaw sooo dull.

Old School Zero

Cardinals shirking this game right off

makeitsnowondem

It’s a shirk attack.

King Hippo

shirk week again already?

Sill Bimmons

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King Hippo

BLEERGH will not be denied!

King Hippo

Again, these teams can stop the predictable run up the middle play.

Romonobyl

Yuuuuge stop.

WCS

YUUUUUUUUUUGE STOP

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Oh, is “Jake the Snake” still the QB in Arizona? I remember meeting him in an Etobicoke club in 1989 and after some MDMA and light petting he gave a night I’ll never forget! Nice to see what became of that escort.

The Maestro

If you were in Etobicoke, there’s a 60% chance you were partying with Rob Ford that night as well, but it’s understandable if you were too fucked up to remember. He sure as hell doesn’t.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Rob Ford loved the gays, I mean he looks like he ate Tegan AND Sara!

King Hippo

of course, the paradox was always how a guy could do so much blow and manage to be so fat

King Hippo

He was probably just masturbating in the corner of the room.

King Hippo

Possible overtime means possible glorious tie!

Senor Weaselo

Something something Donovan McNabb…

Sharkbait

Yup. We’re all in agony over here to Al.

makeitsnowondem

Eifert’s good.

WCS

WOOOOOO EIFERTDOWN

…and Eifert down.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

You don’t have to tell my twice, sister!

Sill Bimmons

They’re bringing Simon Cowell back for the last season of American Idol.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is the series finale a mass euthanization?

Sill Bimmons

That already happened.

Remember Taylor Hicks?

King Hippo

now THAT I would watch

Romonobyl

Never watched a single episode…just couldn’t do it.

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