Suit Up Son

Ol’ Jerry and the Cowboys have cut cornerback Corey White and Running Back Christine Michael. However, it wasn’t for on the field performance but off the field antics. They were cut for violating team rules. This typically means someone was late for a few meetings, or missed a team plane, or choked out their ex-girlfriend over possibly hooking up with Nelly and tossing her onto a futon full of guns. Nope, the Cowboys, cut them for not wearing a full suit while traveling on game day. White did tell TMZ he gave it he old J.V. try by wearing slacks and a button down.

Look some folks will talk about how dare the Cowboy’s do this to two people while also keeping Greg Hardy on the team. Here’s the thing people need to remember. Sure, he may (or may not) have done things that could lead people to assume he paid off his ex-girlfriend to no show a court hearing allowing him to get a default judgment clearing him of things that he most certainly did do (or didn’t). In the eyes of the court, Greg Hardy is innocent. Let’s be honest, the Cowboys made a business decision by signing disruptive Defensive End and got to him first. If you don’t think your team would have done the same thing you are either a Ravens/Panthers fan or lying to yourself.

Here is a little tip for all managers everywhere. Your worst employee will also be the one who knows your policy and procedure manual to a T. They will follow every rule in that book and will exploit every damn gray area in it as well just to make sure they got their ass covered. So while you may personally think that Greg Hardy is a piece of shit human being who doesn’t deserve to be out of prison let alone playing football for money, you can’t deny that guy doesn’t look great in a suit.

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ballsofsteelandfury

“Here is a little tip for all managers everywhere. Your worst employee will also be the one who knows your policy and procedure manual to a T. ”

Truer words have rarely been spoken.

acutegroininjury

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Doktor Zymm

I bet I know what sort of undershirt Hardy wears with his suit…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is comedy GOLD, GOOOOLD, I tells ya!

SonOfSpam

I know that type of red mark. That’s a “she was askin’ for it” mark.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WTF? Wasn’t there some ice in the freezer?

scotchnaut

My dad always said, “Clothes make the sociopath”.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ed Gein agrees with this comment.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Am I the only one who hopes this could blow up into Hardy getting the gig to shill for Jos.A.Bank? Or better yet…Men’s Wearhouse????

Oh, I am the only one. Well shit.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“They’re gonna like the way you look.”

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“We guarantee it.”

Beerguyrob

There’s always room for a “New Perry Mason” TV show. Hell, they tried to reboot “Ironside”.

Here’s the first case:

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King Hippo

Somebody didn’t know the importance of having a hot meal on the table the instant the briefcase hits the floor, amirite??