Your Thursday Night Bucs/Rams Let’s Just Hang Out Thread

TB @ StL: Wow-it’s come to this. I can’t think of a single person that would be interested in this game. Okay, maybe one booze-soaked IT guy that has some vague connection to this site but otherwise this is yet another production from Roger Goodell Points And Laughs At You-An NFL Joint. What can be said about Rams HC Fisher? How about “if he doesn’t win out this year he’ll have 6 straight losing seasons under his belt-just one less than the legendary Dick Jauron”. As Lord pointed out earlier today, the Bucs look to be a team on the rise. Like 90’s fitness model Kiana Tom they have a strong core. Everyone knows about QB Winston (21 years old) but there’s a shit-ton of young talent on this club. 25 year-old LB David (118 tackles, 2 sacks, 3 int’s and 12! pass deflections), OG Ali Marpet (22), DE Bowers (25), LB Alexander (21), WR Evans (21) and RB Martin (26) give the Bucs a great chance of breaking through to the other (winning much more frequently than losing) side.

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Senor Weaselo

ONLYVERYLIKELYOVERDOWN

JustStopDude

The Bucs…this game…

http://i.imgur.com/cXvdC4r.gif

WCS
Senor Weaselo

For some reason that’s one of my favorite Simpsons scenes in history.

Sill Bimmons

Are you going to help me with my ketchup problem?

Sill Bimmons

Why did he stop running?

Recovery Whiskey

His give-a-fuck broke

Recovery Whiskey

Mustard really is the better condiment

hippofant

Fries with mustard?! 🙁

Recovery Whiskey

In England, Stella is low end swill sold in gas stations.. Like our Keystone or Natty Ice

Sill Bimmons

In England Stella is sold everywhere, like Budweiser.

Old School Zero

STELLA!
STELLA!
Can’t you hear me yell-a
You’re putting me through hell-a
Stelllll-a
STELLA!

Sill Bimmons

I haven’t seen that kind of Red on Red violence since the Chinese invaded Vietnam in 1979!

JustStopDude
Recovery Whiskey

Quick! Run up to that wall and stick up your boobs!

MRSA on SARS violence.

Am I hearing a Beat LA chant?

makeitsnowondem

Tampa are you shitting me with a field goal?

Senor Weaselo

It’s only a two-score game now!

Old School Zero

Nah, they’re just shitting themselves.

Recovery Whiskey

Tampa just can’t … Cut the mustard

WCS

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hippofant

Howdy howdy howdy. Just got home. What have I missed, other than terribly ugly uniforms?

hippofant

Actually, I take that back. The end zones are even uglier than the uniforms.

Senor Weaselo

Don’t forget the 50!

hippofant

Oh God, what the hell is that? People, just because we have highlighter technology does not mean we need to deploy it on human beings or on the ground!

makeitsnowondem

If Winston manages to lead a comeback here, it’ll be the greatest adversity he’s overcome since he raped someone.

Old School Zero

Or since consent.

WCS

HAIL BLEERGH

JustStopDude

White people…

http://i.imgur.com/TVQ0Otk.gifv

I don’t get you…

Sharkbait

I chose to watch star wars instead of this game. Not the new one. The first one. Of which I’ve seen many many times. I think I chose wisely.

Spanky Datass

The Force is strong with you

/fires up DVD player

Senor Weaselo

I just heard that beep again.

Recovery Whiskey

Thought they were outlawing DraftKings

JustStopDude
Recovery Whiskey

She can barely stay awake.

JustStopDude
WCS

That’s Moose-level stuff.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This game has a fourth preseason game vibe.

makeitsnowondem

Is this a longest nonscoring play record?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, it’s been wee………………… oh, you meant…….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did someone say RAM IT?

Sill Bimmons

He was down!

Recovery Whiskey

Forget about it Jake, it’s thursday night

Senor Weaselo

To quote the one Orioles game I’ve ever been to… “THAT WAS YOUR BALL, DYE!”

Recovery Whiskey

He’s near a horse

Who’s your Mount Rushmore of mediocre NFL coaches?

Recovery Whiskey

Dick Jauron, Lovie Smith, Jeff Fisher, Dennis Erickson

Recovery Whiskey

Dave Wannstedt, Mike Tice, Mike Singletary, Greg Schiano

Senor Weaselo

I smell garbagedowns!

Recovery Whiskey

Bit of a mismatch

Sill Bimmons

That was the most Jeff Fisher thing ever.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

A cut-rate Belicheck move, performed awkwardly.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude

So…

http://i.imgur.com/INunrKU.gifv

Everybody ready for Christmas?

Horatio Cornblower

Now that’s a neighborhood party I’d like to go to.

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo

I do have to wonder why this had to be looked at.

Why is a West Virginia-Fresno State game on in a mid December Thursday?

WCS

Too many bowl games.

JustStopDude

Staying up for this seemed like a good idea at the time…

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Recovery Whiskey

No shit attendance is not strong. Asshole league keeps threatening to leave

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Right? I’ll stay home until they tell me they’re staying, thankyouverymuch. I’m not putting my money into Stan’s moving fund.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s hard to believe but if you put out a mediocre product and keep telling your target audience that you’re ready to leave them brand loyalty goes in the crapper.

JustStopDude

Stop this game…

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I want to get off…

WCS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Are his nipples painted on?”

Senor Weaselo

THIS CASE KEENUM, I CALL HIM SAMURAI JACK BECAUSE HE’S TRYING TO SET HIMSELF UP FOR A BIG COMEBACK.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I hope they can find a good replacement for Mako, not an imitator.

makeitsnowondem

We asked Jameis Winston, “Who do you lean on? Who’s your support group?” And we were really impressed with the answers. Kobe Bryant, Patrick Kane, Bill Cosby. Winston has a lot of really good mentors.

WCS

THE BEN feels left out.

makeitsnowondem

Oh, damn, that’s a huge oversight.

Recovery Whiskey

Michael Vick, a single tear rolling down his face

What about Sebastian the crab from the Little Mermaid.

Former C-G-U-O

I hear he’s already looking forward to hanging out with Woody Allen at a Knicks game to discuss the pros and cons of going to back to school and getting his Bacherlor’s in Analrapy.

Former C-G-U-O

Bachelor’s. Fuck my lack of auto correct.

Hey a shitty Thursday night game, how original.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Never change Yucks.

JustStopDude
Old School Zero

Where did that person at the end come from?!

Horatio Cornblower

Well originally from her mother…

Horatio Cornblower

My other reply was ‘I guess that’s just how Dorothy blows into town…’

Old School Zero
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

She was riding the cow.

JustStopDude

That was the driver of the vehicle…that the tornado ate…

Old School Zero

Whoa.

Horatio Cornblower

Was it really? Jesus she got off lucky.

JustStopDude

Well she was a he before the tornado…but yes…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well she was a dude before. Strong tornado.

Horatio Cornblower

LET ME HAVE MY DOROTHY JOKE DAMN YOU!!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Every time James Laurinitas makes a tackle without using a steel chair, an angel loses its wings.

Recovery Whiskey

He should be leading Spartans vs the Persian Army, instead he has to wear mustard pants and play for Jeff Fisher

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Are some of the ‘like’ avatrs squished in the vertical on your screen?

Old School Zero

Only when I ‘like’ something.

Recovery Whiskey

Got the tree up, the wifes done with finals, and I’m halfway through a handle of Blantons. Even this ridiculous game can’t ruin it

WCS

Who Shot Mr. Burns is on FXX.

Don T

According to the Gamecast, Case Keenum’s a Stud and this game was not worth fucking up another laptop. What joy.

Recovery Whiskey

Speechmode better get back for some playoff ball

Senor Weaselo

I’m still holding out for Super Bowl MVP Marshawn Lynch receiving the award from Goodell.