Tao Te Cutler – Ch. 20

Tao Te Cutler

Chapter 20

Cease learning the playbook, no more cares
Cheers and Boo’s
They are the same
Elite and bad play
They are the same
What the people fear, I cannot care

There is no limit to all of this
The fans cheer
As if enjoying a great feast
As if going to the playoffs is thier work
I alone am quiet and uncaring
Like an infant not smiling
So weary, like having no team to return to
The players all have rings and accomplisments
While I alone seem lacking
I have the heart of a fool indeed – so disinterested!
Ordinary fans are not bright
Yet I alone am muddled
Ordinary fans are scrutinizing
I alone am obtuse
Such tranquility, like the great lake
Such high wind, as if without limits

The fans all have goals for the team
And I alone do not care for them
I alone am different from them
And value the Tao.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Ordinary fans are not bright”

Just like the rug; this line brings the whole room together.

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Don T

Awesome.

Beerguyrob

Jay Cutler, Jay Cutler, where have you been?
I’ve been to Tampa to check out the scene.
O Catler, O Catler, what did you there?
Smoked Marlboro Reds; what do you care?

nomonkeyfun

No tape, no playbooks,
No more Mr. Coughlin’s dirty looks.
I don’t, I’ll pull Peyton’s underwear.

Seriously, Abby, he’s such a jerkhead. He stole my interception thing this year. That belonged to me and Daddy.

-Elisha, who does not understand the way of the Tao Te Cutler.

King Hippo

God, how I love these. And needed one after watching the Everton loss after work on my DVR. FUCK YOU, TIM HOWARD.

blaxabbath

Fox signed a contract
Broadcast the NFC North Title Game
Contracts are shackles
Our 18-loss game will be televised as well

ballsofsteelandfury

It seems the Steelers took the Tao to heart this weekend…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They have towels to soak up the tears.