Your New Year’s Eve Open Thread

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/arrives home today at 3pm

Son: All done work, dad?

Me: No. I’ve got to make a few phone calls and then put something together and then email it off. [walks downstairs]

Son: Let me know when you’re done.

Me: [mumbles and grumbles about this time-sensitive thing that has to be done] Yeah, sure.

Me: [walks upstairs about 30 minutes later-is presented with a jigger of Dalwhinnie by son]

There’s so much talk about “The Christmas Spirit”, why does no one talk about “The New Year’s Eve Spirit”? [wipes away tear thinking about son’s gesture]. Okay, I’ll assume that we’re split with respect to guys/gals going out/staying in. Whatever you’re up to, have yourself a good time. As far as the typical New Year’s sentiments are concerned, I sorta-if I bother to think about it-wish you folks well all the year long so I won’t now indulge in that stuff. That’s just me-you guys do whatever the hell you want. Whether you’re drinking up, snacking up, trying to get laid, bingeing yet again on the many sports offerings this evening (guilty) or whatever, take care of yourself so that we can keep this little thing that we’ve got rolling on into the future.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Might as well close it out on an entirely sensible note.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/6fa318366e5c219b21b1f40306db6ca5/tumblr_nxb0ts1tzd1u4vy8yo1_1280.jpg

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Porky Prime

Well, home from the in-laws’. Wife forgot the Magic Hat variety pack I bought for the evening so I had one Bud Light and gave up in disgust. Baby girl managed to swallow an entire tine from a plastic fork. I decided to take the double time and a half and worked on my day off. Since it was New Years they let us come in super early so we could leave super early, then we had a two hour delay that negated that, so I’ve been up since 445 am. Still, had to come in and say Happy New New to…well, I guess Moose is the only one here. But Moose is enough. Feliz Nuevos Anos!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just listening to some older stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZceAQSJvc

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You might want to page through the thread, weird, good stuff.

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ballsofsteelandfury

This seems like a good one to go to sleep on.

Good night, Moose! May the new year bring you lots of good things.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey, I know Amber…… computerly anyway.

May your sleep be restful, your dreams just disturbing enough to capture your interest.

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Beerguyrob

Night all. Got a dim sum brunch at noon with the relatives.
http://www.thechinesequest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dim-sum.jpg

Then, after the annual call to my mother about the Tournament of Roses parade (hint: it’s never like it was in the old days), FOOTBAW!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Happy ventures to you and yours.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Good night! Enjoy the parade!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3JsuWz4xWc

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ballsofsteelandfury

Let’s exercise to get the new year off to a good start!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Wasn’t someone talking about this earlier?

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3_l5Ss203I

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I like her on a deep, deep, emotional level.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Happy New Year, my fellow West Coasters!

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laserguru

Oh my goodness yes.

My word yo.

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laserguru

zero?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwX0fkGf5rA

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laserguru

4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WO_dS7ti64

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Great pick, BTW.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He is definitely at least a six. His would as Sonny? WOULD BANG……………

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG…….

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laserguru

That movie was bad ass. This one and the Omega Man.
ancient movie knowledge dropped!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I liked her, but didn’t and don’t think she is as attractive as some others I obviously like. All the movies and stuff I’ve seen her in she didn’t seem dynamic at all.

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laserguru

Not hired for her acting skills.
Fore show.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Derek

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You popped that cherry?

I added some reviews below if you are interested.

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Sill Bimmons

Up on Delta-9 and orange juice.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Some things in this photo do not turn out well…..

Nice pic though.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Who wants a popsicle??????

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, 25 minutes later we popped the cork on this for the west coast reboot.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, this is WAAAAAAY different and VERY good.

This guy’s review is pretty spot on from my tastebuds (untrained):
http://whiskey-reviews.com/2013/08/redbreast-12-year-old-irish-whiskey-review/

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Am I buzzed or is this review pretty funny? Or both….

He seems right to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xva5fQ0Ppxg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The more I sip on this the moors (get it?) I like it.

http://thewhiskeyjug.com/irish-whiskey/redbreast-12-years-review/

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laserguru

Actual size.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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ballsofsteelandfury

Wha..whatcha got there?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hopefully, she brought enough for the whole class.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

For midnight we tapped this ass:

http://danmurphys.com.au/media/DM/Product/1600×2000/751288_0_9999_v1_m56577569854533761.png

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Very nice.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It is inexpensive, but I still would not recommend it even for the price.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Niiiiice!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Actually it is not that great; I think I’ll open something else.

This guy is wishywashy, but comes around;

http://geeklikemetoo.blogspot.com/2010/03/scotch-whisky-review-mcclellands-single.html

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://www.allthingswhisky.com/?p=1822

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JustStopDude

Oh shit…the blues are kicking in…so I got to call it a night. My keyboard keeps fucking trying to bite my dick so I got to sign off.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Happy New Year, man!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’d consider getting a new keyboard if I was you.
Nappy Hew Year my friend.

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laserguru

Maybe one that bites your dick less.
Happy happy to you.

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JustStopDude

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And lemme tell ya, that fucker Hitler hogs the fucking radio.
And constantly tells me to run down the Juden.
Can’t take that fucker anywhere.

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laserguru

If he plays Fallout Boy we’re gonna have problems.

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Old School Zero

Happy Arbor day, mountain time zone!

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JustStopDude

LAUNCH THE ARBORS!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

New Year’s Resolution #1 redux…more yoga…
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laserguru

It’s very difficult to stay focused at the gym sometimes.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Recycling?

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JustStopDude

I think its straight up ass play no matter what the elephant tries to claim.

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laserguru

Never go ass to mouth.

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JerBear50

Just about time for my chow break. You all have a great rest of the night. And as always, thanks for making my shift a little more bearable.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Happy New Year, Moose!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m just gonna back out of the room slowly and quietly now.

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JustStopDude

NO!

You STAY and you WATCH….

And TOUCH YOURSELF!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Christ, I thought that was Justin Bieber for a sec.
His ass is better, tho.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR5RmTrgDoQ

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Time for an screen upgrade or glasses.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Probably both.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No I can’t; check out:
Britt Linn.

But I do agree Miley and Justin are machines from the same mold.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy Fuck….I’m calling the optometrist first thing Monday. I really thought that was Miley.

Or maybe I’m just not drunk enough.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Britt Linn favors Bieber too though, to be fair.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t see that at all; similar hair and that is it. They are both Caucasians I suppose.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And…and…he’s really pretty.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He is pretty; can’t wait until he’s in prison for something….

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JustStopDude

http://i.imgur.com/RnqbkUk.gifv

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She seems fun. And a tad insane. But mostly fun.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Stole my bowtie…would not bang.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

I hate it when that happens

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Smaller non giffy version…it loses its apeal.
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Why Thank You Eddie

That. That make me feel old.

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laserguru

Less than 90 minutes.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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laserguru

I like the way you think mister.

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JustStopDude

What the flying fuck…

My ex’s friend just sent me a topless pic. This is the same woman that like 9 hours ago, threatened to call the cops on me because my ex sent a pic…which you all say involved some potentially illegal substances between her tits.

This is all driving home the point as to why I refer to the ex as the “ex”. I cannot take this fucking drama.

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JustStopDude

By “friend” I mean current live in lover. Not sure why I said friend.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Just do ’em both and get it the fuck over with already.
Sheeesh.

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JustStopDude

The retarded shit…my ex is into that shit. I previously had sex with her current lover at her request.

I never liked it at all.I got body issues. Too many scars to explain. It always weirded me out.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Two words…
Duuu…uuuude!!!!!!

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JustStopDude

Its not nearly as fun as you would imagine. A lot of jealously, hurt feelings, and all that nonsense.

Why anyone wants to keep track of an extra set of dates and names is fucking beyond me because that six months or so for me was fucking miserable.

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Why Thank You Eddie

You know who could help here? Chris Brown. He’s focused and efficient.

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Why Thank You Eddie

I’d like to say we’ve come a long way since whatever month that earlier this year when Christmas Ape got deported(?) and someone, probably Moose, told me to come here, assimilate and resistance was futile. I’ve enjoyed every minute. Just like my marriage.

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