Your “City of Charlotte Shuts Down For The Game And Nobody Notices” Open Thread

After watching Arizony blurp their way to victory yesterday I’m saying that the winner of this game is the NFC champ. It looks like RB Lynch is back on the field today. The usual fart-makers that must talk about things are wondering if he’ll be ‘ready’. Hmm, do you think that a Pro Bowl back with fresh legs might possibly be an upgrade over something called a, and I quote, “Christine Michael”? I do. Just looking at the both of these teams I must say, THERE’S A SHIT-TON OF TALENT HERE. DO YOU HEAR THAT JERRY REESE? IT CAN’T BE THAT HARD TO DRAFT WELL. [upends table that has nothing on it] Sorry. Where was I? Right. You’d think that mega-CB Norman would be matched up against WR Baldwin (he of the 13 TD’s in the last 9 games) but the former is a baby that only rarely plays the slot receiver. (don’t tell him I typed that) Speaking of tough assignments S Chancellor gets to be roasted on a spit with an apple in his mouth by TE Olsen. “Fat Chance” is great in run support but if Seattle wants to blitz he’s gonna be on an island that features quite a few balls whizzing overhead. CB Sherman does follow the opposing #1 WR all over the field and that spells bad news for Ted Ginn. Years from now when you hear the phrase “a rising tide lifts all shitty receivers to career years” you’ll think of the Ginner and have yourself a nice martini. (may apply to myself only). One guy that might be under your radar is Kawaan Short. The Seahawks have struggled against dominant DT’s (just like everyone else, duh) like Donald (Rams) and Atkins (Bengals) and short led the league at his position with 11 sacks and 16 tackles for a loss. The man tasked with going after QB Newton has sacked him 7 times in 4 games-OLB Irvin it’s time to do what you do. HAVE AT IT YOU RAPSCALLIONS!

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King Hippo

I’ll take that!

JustStopDude

Wow…that is a nice way to start a game…

Sill Bimmons

KEEP IT UP BOYS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I refreshed the page and every imgur image I posted has left the building, but did show for a while……

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD.

http://i.imgur.com/yb1h97e.gif

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, it’s super strange. The site is acting up.

Too much Dirty Grandpa, IMHO

theeWeeBabySeamus

Please, don’t call me that.

Doktor Zymm

Aw hellz yeah! GO CAT TEAM!

evilbeaver8

Deniro’s Fartin’ Grampa looks like a laugh riot.

Doktor Zymm

Coin flip was successful! Already ahead of last night’s game!

King Hippo

pills!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sometimes you make me so jelly.

theeWeeBabySeamus

The usual…semi-cheap vodka shots, Monster Energy chaser.

ballsofsteelandfury

SOMEBODY FANCY!

Sharkbait

Water. Distilled brown liquids are frowned upon in this establishment.

Sill Bimmons

Sugarfree Red Bull.

They got it right this week.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Sharkbait

Loved that scene.

JustStopDude

I could never get into that show at all. I watched the first season because people would not shut up about it. I never get why it was popular.

King Hippo

Also, there’s no reason to aggressively save for retirement, you’ll probably die first (or have it all stolen by the market) anyway.

Doktor Zymm

I plan on retiring before I’m 50, so aggressive savings are a must.

Moonbatting Average

Arsenal are really trying to give Stoke a point in the last minutes

Sharkbait

They really are.

Sill Bimmons

Fuck Kroenke’s frontrunners.

King Hippo

Also LMAO @ Liverpool

Doktor Zymm

Perfect timing, diplomatic victory right before kickoff.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m curious as to who will take a picture of their junk, upload it to imgur and post it on here knowing no one will see it.

I’m betting on JustStopDude.

Sill Bimmons

Won’t be me.

I don’t like to scare people.

ballsofsteelandfury

Or Dok Zymm

...

DOUBLE CUNT RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY

Doktor Zymm

Nah, it’s too early in the day for that sort of thing. Junk food though….
http://i.imgur.com/3UlG0Hu.jpg?fb

JustStopDude

Oh hell no. None of you want to see the results of spina bifida and S&M….

Needless to say, its a bit scarred up….

JustStopDude
Sill Bimmons

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King Hippo

Just forego having a social life and keep your goddamned TV and your cable subscriptions already smgdh. Damned Generation X, Y, or whatever it is no.

Doktor Zymm
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sill Bimmons

Why do people want to watch shows where other people do their job?

King Hippo

MURRIKA!

ballsofsteelandfury

I still get my share of octopuses, so I’m good.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

THIS IS THW FUNNIEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN:
http://i.imgur.com/7fVrU5w.jpg

Brick Meathook

Moose, I am just going to ask you to post images and I will provide the captions.

JustStopDude
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Gratliff

I’ve watched all the playoff games on the official stream sites of the networks, and FOX Sports Go is, without a shadow of a doubt, the hottest garbage there is.

ThePirateSloth

Yes, yes it is.

ballsofsteelandfury

NBC used to be good, but it sucks now.

King Hippo

It works fine for soccer, but I presume that’s because maybe 50-60 people are watching.

Senor Weaselo

Good afternoon, all… what’d I miss yesterday?

Sill Bimmons

hey guys

ballsofsteelandfury

Don’t try to use imgur!

Sill Bimmons

It was fucked up on (site name redacted) too.

Spanky Datass

sup

Sill Bimmons

yo

JustStopDude
ballsofsteelandfury

I actually like them much more than any of the other options. Granted, that’s not saying much, but still.

Spanky Datass

“That Other Pre-Game Show” on CBSSN(?) is the worst, just bad. It’s hosted by Adam Schein so ….

Senor Weaselo

At least there’s Joel McHale?

/It’s not Reality Show Clip Time anymore…

theeWeeBabySeamus

That scene was funny as shit.
Welfare Store, indeed.

Spanky Datass

I have found that if I put a skeevy image on tumblr and then use the mosaic viewer as my copy/paste platform they post quite well.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/0885d891e26e74571debac12eee05212/tumblr_nyfxdfOQ9R1syvjuco1_500.jpg

Brick Meathook

Obviously, this is an Imgur failure.

I suppose I will have to type more and be witty to fit in here.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nah….just use google image search.
I’m positively unfunny, but you guys/gals think I’m witty as hell.
right?
RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup

theeWeeBabySeamus

You’re damn right.

Sharkbait

What the fuck is going on Fox

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

When I post from Bing imgur search:

http://i.imgur.com/Bv4I2.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

When I post from imgur site directly:

Brick Meathook

Anybody else see the Imgur image posting failures I’ve been seeing?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

Moose, I can’t see your image post.

JustStopDude

Really? I can…

Its pretty…hardcore. I didn’t think we were allowed to show fisting on this site.

theeWeeBabySeamus

^Troublemaker
(LMAO anyway tho)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Damn; that’s fucking WEIRD.

http://i.imgur.com/DrwgsaK.gif

Doktor Zymm

It seems to just be an imgur thing. Other stuff posts fine, but those all end up broken.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

I can’t either. I tried editing the comment to add html code and that didn’t work either.

This is one for Dear Leader DTZM. I tried, sorry!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude

I’m freaking out man…

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Can anyone see me?!?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Who said that?

Brick Meathook

Who is the guy running this show? Darkest Timeline? Hippo? I can’t post an image nor .gif, which I have done many times before. What’s up?

bourb0nblues
Gratliff

Am I the only person who has a visceral reaction to Workaholics?

JustStopDude

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Gratliff

See, these all seem perfectly acceptable, but every time I turn it on, it’s some awful ironic funny-because-it’s-not garbage.

JustStopDude

Fox is just displaying how Cam doesn’t get it. Showboating and even worse, he encourages children to have fun.

You don’t see that with the Patriots. They are stoic professionals!

theeWeeBabySeamus

What? This face doesn’t say happy happy joy joy to you?
http://d13beo3f7vpmvd.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bill-belichick.jpg

Brick Meathook

I still can’t post an image from Imgur.

I don’t believe I’m doing anything wrong. Please advise.

JustStopDude
theeWeeBabySeamus

I haven’t used imgur in a while, but as I recall they have a lot of different link formats for each image. Maybe try a different one?

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s from imgur.
I used the direct link IM/Email format that has the .jpg on the end.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And obviously Justin Tucker really likes whatever Flacco is doing back there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

See?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Do you not see the image I posted?

JustStopDude

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Just seeing if it works for me…

Brick Meathook

Nope, Seamus, I don’t see it on 2 different platforms.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah I don’t see it anymore either.
Yo, fuck dat imgur.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Weird….the Tucker/Flacco .jpg I posted has now disappeared for me.
Maybe imgur just be all fuckeditty.

Redshirt

Time for the Panthers to be exposed as frauds?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

15-1 frauds? seems legit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, it’s official.
Erin Andrews is still irritating as shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Joe Buck just used the phrase “A whole ‘nother”.
What a tool.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Announcers; you don’t have to fill every fucking second with inane babble.
http://56.media.tumblr.com/0d8918bbd94cfda8c4f5ec91c0cfd545/tumblr_nuf0iyN2511qbydido1_400.jpg

*Yes, apparently they do because people are fucking stupid.

JustStopDude

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, I have to admit; he caught the bus.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’d have to disagree. He went to the ground and lost possession before making a “bus riding” move.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We need to see the through play and find out if he got on the bus. The bumper cover knock off could be, technically, a penalty.

JustStopDude

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Sharkbait

Only 3 more hours until I can GTFO and drink with you people.

theeWeeBabySeamus

How dare you call us Rapscallions!!!!!
And what the hell is a Rapscallion???

Kungjitsu

Some kind of hip hop onion.

bourb0nblues

Scallions give me the burps.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bill Cosby is a Rapescallion.

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