Everton/Swansea and Arsenal/Chelski Match Thread

Just something to tide you over until somebody else wakes up and starts loading some GET HYPE! material.

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King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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theeWeeBabySeamus
Defensive Back Mike Wallace

So I got around to typing that Ride Along 2 review. It’s only a 3-paragraphed first draft that I farted out in a few hours, so don’t be too shock that it sucks.
http://mudisleblues.blogspot.com/

scotchnaut

I messed up the open thread for the first game. It’s sitting below this thread.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Are you saying you don’t like being on top?

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

(Looks at NFL Network schedule for today)
Hey guys, can you show all those Top 10 episodes right now, while we’re waiting for the game. That seems better than show them DURING the game.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

*showing

Sharkbait

The smell of the pulled pork in the slow cooker in my kitchen is making it harder to not work from home than it already is.

laserguru

There are precious few things on the planet that smell as tasty as slow roasting pig.
You are truly lucky this day.

laserguru

Now for breakfast, I’m going to cook a couple of pieces of bacon, toast a couple of slices of rye bread, always rye, soft scramble a couple of eggs in some garlic infused olive oil and butter and sprinkle just a dash of aged extra sharp cheddar over the top.

And just like that I am up and moving.

Doktor Zymm

Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza is glorious hangover food.

laserguru

I have to know more.
Please elaborate.

Doktor Zymm

Pizza, with bacon, ground beef, cubed tomatoes, pickles, onions. Piping hot, clogging my arteries, and soaking up any stray alcohol in my stomach as we speak.

laserguru

The pickle thing is curious but I like your train of thought.
From whom did you purvey this glorious pie?

Doktor Zymm

I actually really like pickles on pizza. I think it’s one of those love/hate things like pineapple. It’s a nice briny pop.
It’s Sarpinos, which I think is a local chain. They have all sorts of crazy specialty pizzas. It’s a bit hit or miss, but when it’s good, it’s really good.

laserguru

Sounds great. I happen to like pineapple on pizza. Pineapple and bacon, regular bacon is a vastly under rated pie.

Doktor Zymm

Cheers to that. Crispy bacon is fantastic on pizza. I want to try kim chi on pizza one of these days, but I haven’t gotten around to it yet.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ve never had Sarpinos sober.

Doktor Zymm

Pizzafootballpizzafootball. Go Denver! And go either NFC team!

litre_cola

Is Leicester actually going to get a Champions League spot?

scotchnaut

SMOO is playing the college ball.

laserguru

I thought they weren’t allowed.

scotchnaut

That whole Eric Dickerson thing was a couple years ago.

litre_cola

How the hell is it that Chelsea Arsenal is not on my television machine?????? Time to look for a stream.

ssi_bulldawg

Link pro favor?

litre_cola

I use firstrowca.eu

laserguru

Gonna make The Mother Sauce today, the red gravy. I’m making a double batch. Today is just spaghetti and garlic bread but in a couple of weeks I’m going to make a baked ziti and get this, I’ll be making my own cheese.
Yep homemade mozzarella and homemade ricotta.

I’ll probably do a post for that one.

Now if you’ll forgive me I two teamed the P*ts and Carolina. I apologize in advance.

Doktor Zymm

I’m hungover! I slept in my makeup so if I decide to go out for the games I got the disheveled look DOWN! I want some pizza! When does the gaddamn football start?!

Doktor Zymm

3 more hours. I can do that. WOO FOOTBALL.

Horatio Cornblower

Arsenal, current status

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Horatio Cornblower

Arsenal down to 10 men and apparently not understanding the off-sides rule. Not looking good.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

In fairness, NC State bad things happen in multiples way greater than three’s. And from what you’ve told me, Everton comes close to that as well.

Conclusion: Denver’s fiiiiiinne.

Spanky Datass

WOOOO SWANSEA!!1!

Don T

Only five hours to kill. This is doable.
Denver. Carolina. Denver. Carolina. Denver. Carolina. Denver. Carolina. Denver. Carolina. Denver. Carolina. Arizona would be OK too. Denver. Carolina. Denver. Carolina. Denver. Carolina.
Preach! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3upxCVr6G0w

Sharkbait

Working from home and I can still watch these games is fantastic.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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scotchnaut

Everton and the Broncs on the same day. Lucky you.

/folds laundry like a boss