Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all over it! The teams for the Pro Bowl will be “drafted” on Wednesday and the odds and prop bets will be out shortly thereafter. In the meantime, we need YOU, the DFO readership to propose bets for us to wager on. We will bet only in foreign currencies and, as I have all season, I will keep track to see who comes up the winner at the end. Foreign exchange rates will be taken into consideration when determining the winner! The usual crew will be betting, but if anyone wants to join in, you are more than welcome. Here are a few prop bets to get us started (may or may not be real):
Pro Bowl MVP to come from Deion Sanders’ team? Yes -115, No -105
Over/Under on plays in which Tom Brady Jameis Winston is on the field: 22 (-110)
Will J.J. Watt catch at TD pass? No -120 Yes +100
Will a player switch teams in the middle of the game? Yes +250 No -350
Please submit your Pro Bowl Prop Bets and your currency of choice in the comments.
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Do you take Lesotho loti?
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Does JJ Watt catch a TD while playing offence? Separate from a pick-6.
Oooh, that’s a good distinction!
Can I throw some bitcoin on the announcers giving up midway through, and just reading from old TV Guides?
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO RIVEBROG THE PRO BOWL AND GREASE LIVE AT THE SAME TIME DAME YOU CRUEL FATE
I’m so torn…. two things I have so very little desire to watch, on at the same time! If only there were an NCIS Des Moines Marathon on Lifetime I could ignore as well!
Is this the part where we steal underpants?
The question mark is “sell on Craig’s List”
Or Japan’s vending machines.
“Never use your product.”
-Drug dealers and Girl Scouts.
for those who like EuroFooty, Stoke and the Shite are 8 minutes away from penalties for a berth in the League Cup finals (BeIn Sports). City/Everton tomorrow.
“For right now let’s just say that his own description of himself may explain why his ideas are so outlandish: he says he operates on the high 5th-dimensional plane, and that sometimes he goes as high as the low 6th dimension, so it’s hard for the rest of us on the 3rd dimension to understand him. He explained a couple of times that he’s never worked in this dimension before this lifetime, and seemed a bit put out to be here.”
/not describing P. Carroll
//describing P. Carroll
I’ll wager 67 Indian Rupees (approx 1 USD currently) that in the ESPN post game show, Ray Lewis will stab Chris Berman.
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Oh….and Tessio sleeps with the fishes.
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I will pay an outlandish amount of money to see this happen.
50,000 North Korean won say I totally forget the Pro Bowl is on until I see the liveblog posted.
I have lots of Euros and pounds.
However, I must make it known that I favor a return to the gold standard and will only accept my winnings in the form of Danish kroner bearer bonds
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When he visits Europe, Rex Grossman also has lots of euros and pounds.
I’m so in. So. In.
We can pay the Canadas in DFO scrip!
Worth more than their “loonies”
So this was just on Uproxx: http://uproxx.com/life/girl-scout-cookies-middle-school/7/
I enjoy looking at the comments on the original article referenced in there, and then looking at their new comments. Yeah Right should e-mail them and tell them not quote him.
It’s like watching an old friend slowly kill himself by banging his head against the wall.
Jesus, that’s depressingly bland. I bet this is how Nam vets feel. “I served in the Cookie Wars. You don’t know how it feels. You’ve never seen your best friend’s face ripped off by an errant Samoa. I’ve SEEN SHIT, maaaaan…”
Had a few beers with yeah right tonight and made sure he knew about this.
Oh shit Coach Zimmer is going to have a rebuttal.
You block quote me and don’t give me proper accreditation on a shit blog I don’t visit any more?
I’ve got a block of concrete, a tire iron, a pair of bolt cutters and a bottle of Bulleitt and I am coming after your asses, Hillbilly Boy.
I will fuck you with a flat iron and bury you where the hogs shit.
I will raze that shit site of yours in a conflagration that will make former residents of Dresden say “Damn, lighten up son.”
Oh we’re all going to hell alright it’s just that I get the honor of pressing the elevator button on your miserable souls first.
Coach does not like being disturbed in the off season motherfuckers!
Will the total viewers exceed total points scored?
I’ll take total viewers and the +2.5.
If Michael Irvin is calling the plays for his team with the mic:
Over/Under on plays in which in QB cannot understand what he is saying: 12 (-150 Caps)
They shoehorn some network show celebrity into the booth for a completely awkward interview. Yes +100 No -600
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“Will someone pull a Sean Taylor and roid rage on a punter?” 900000 rial on YES
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That is some hard-nosed SLURS footbawl!
They should have Borat announce the game. “Not too much raping, Jameis! Only people!!!”
Here are your Pro Bowl quarterbacks: Winston, Carr, E. Manning, Taylor, Bridgewater.
BET: # of quarterbacks to complete at pass over 44 yards: Over/Under = 2.5 (FJD)
Cooper & OBJ are the only WRs with QB teammates in the Pro Bowl.
BET: (Cooper + OBJ Only) Total receptions from Carr+Manning More Than Total receptions from Rapey Jamies+Taylor+Bridgewater (USD)
You know the Pro Bowl has lost all meaning when Tyrod Taylor is on one of the teams.
I’ll give 6:1 on a wager than Deon has more than 2 passes thrown by a player other than his quarterback.
4:1 on Irving because of his drug/scissors history.
I’ll bet some Vietnamese Dong on that.
Ray Gilette will be all over that action!
I thought it was Jerry Rice vs Irvin this year.
Otherwise, if Deion is a captain, then +600 quid that YES he makes that stupid face when he loses, -150 no. You know the one.
Oh it might be. I don’t pay attention to the Pro Bowl.
Do 44+ yard pick sixes count?