Your Tuesday Night Open Thread

[watching Logan’s Run on TCM]

You know which old sci-fi movie would have made a great porno? Logan’s Run. Michael York was a looker back in the day and Jenny “We are all of us in” Agutter was a transcendent beauty. As far as plot was concerned there’d be little difference. Same thing with wardrobe. I can see it now-“Bob Guccione’s Penthouse Productions, in association with A Bulging Silver Codpiece Joint presents “Caligula In Outer Space”. That’s a money-maker right there.

San Antonia and Miamia are giving all they got in the NBA tonight. The NHL (criteria as always is only winning teams playing t’udder ones) present LA/BOS, ANA/PHIL, TB/MTL, WASH/NASH, DAL/MIN and SJ/CHI. Tonight might be termed “Ranked Teams Overkill” in college ball. #10 Track Pants You looks to hand # 6 Kansas another L. #8 MSU tackles #18 Purdue (how did they get so high so fast?) in a…what is it called?…a Big @!*NGT contest. On top of all this, other numbered squads on the hardwood include #2 Maryland, #19 Dayton, #12 Miami, #25 Wichita, # 7 Virginia, # 9 UNC [spits on floor] # 5 Xavier (haven’t seen this team yet, if you have-do they deserve this ranking or are they beating up on punks?) # 1 Nova and 17-6, #22 ranked Kentucky. Six losses and they’re still ranked? C’MON!!!

 

 

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Bloody Lethal

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I moved back home a year or two ago (shit, is it longer than that [i was out at 18 originally]), my dad will wake up for nothing. I have the song playing on really fucking loud now, but he has Archer on at a higher volume and he is sleeping

Wakezilla

I have a pounding headache and can’t sleep. Tomorrow is going to suck.

That Jennifer Aniston post got me thinking about another Jennifer, Lopez, who, coincidentally enough, is also 46. Oh man, outside of Selma Hayek, I loved this woman so much in my teenage years during the late 90s-early 00s

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35200000/FHM-1999-photoshoot-jennifer-lopez-35240403-790-1026.jpg

http://www.jennifer-lopez-fun.ru/wp-content/gallery/2/2001/Rolling%20Stone%20Photoshoot%202001/11.jpg

http://imworld.aufeminin.com/story/20131109/jennifer-lopez-2000-124252_w1000.jpg

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35200000/FHM-1999-photoshoot-jennifer-lopez-35240406-323-406.jpg

ballsofsteelandfury

Same age! WOOOOO!!!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am still awake in the god damn middle of the night, love this acoustic version of this song and it seems people are still up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-hm6Y_LdxA

WCS

Some of us still are.

Wakezilla

Hot take alert:

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I can’t stand Hilary Clinton and I think it’s horrible how her most hardcore supporters are now attacking Millenial women for being against Hilary. Now that she hasn’t made any headway with young women, she’s totally going to try and lure women of colour onto her side, which, given her track record, won’t work.

So, vote for Hilary Banks
http://i.imgur.com/vB5qmEu.jpg

Unsurprised

That’s not fair. Hillary Banks eventually learned some empathy and humanity.

WCS

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

To double down on hating people that are beloved. Not an Anna Gun fan either. I know everyone young and old disagrees on both. Just not a fan of either

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Gunn* Swear that ate the other n

WCS

It’s your site, man. Blame it on the immigrants.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I just got reminded I am much younger than many with an Aniston pic 50 posts down. I never liked her and was preteen/teen the years she should have seemed hot. You should hate me, I might have posted 30 pics of hot older ladies the other night now that I think about it. She was awful always to me though. I don’t take back my comments. Just unlikeable for me

Unsurprised

I’m with you. Didn’t like her or Friends, don’t like her now.

Brick Meathook

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WCS

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob

Crap. It was supposed to be the “Ozymandius” promo from the final season.

https://youtu.be/T3dpghfRBHE

WCS

Beerguyrob

Show off.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Anna Gunn was way hotter, not to mention way more likeable, in Deadwood. In fact, I kinda hated her in Breaking Bad.

WCS

She was Lori in Walking Dead in Breaking Bad.

JUST FUCKING OFF HER ALREADY WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION

theeWeeBabySeamus

A very apt comparison.
Lori from Walking Dead is on a new show called colony, along with the douchebag from Lost. It’s one of those I’ve got loading on the dvr but not sure I’ll ever actually watch it.

Wakezilla

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Wakezilla

Holy shit, that link didn’t even come close to working. Whatupwiththat?

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Senor Weaselo

Ho-hum, Warriors win by double digits at home.

WCS

Sun rises in the east, Oklahoma votes Republican, Warriors dismantles opponents at home.

WCS

I have to admit, though, it’s pretty awesome to see Golden State crushing and killing everything in their path. They’re akin to the ’70s Stillers: just absolute catshit for decades, get right in the draft, take a few years to figure it out, and then just MURDERDEATHKILL everything.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3721032/murder-death-kill-o.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

On to Deadwood yummy goodness.
(thanks for that gag reel btw WCS…that was great)

WCS

Sorry if there were inadvertent spoilers. Didn’t know you hadn’t finished it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope. I quickly killed the video when they got the In Memoriam part, for just that reason.
Only 3 episodes left now. I am so sad.

Unsurprised

Shit. I forgot that we wouldn’t have gotten Citizens United if Hillary hadn’t fought so hard against a documentary no one saw while the Chief Justice is is corporate whore of the highest magnitude.

WCS

Roberts and Alito: W.’s syphilis for America.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep…whitey still playing me.
Oh well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gACs-_hdOok

WCS

Never trust whitey.

Senor Weaselo

Those honkey-ass crackers are keeping the black man down.
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/52270/rock-paper-scissors-with-god.jhtml

theeWeeBabySeamus

Razor, Sir?
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Unsurprised

Nothing made me resent youth more than going back to law school at 32 and being “Sir”ed by the brats on the undergrad side of the street.

WCS

I was 25 in grad school, and those little jagoffs were calling me “sir.” I enlisted you cheesefucks, not an officer. Plus, I still look younger than you.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alright, I’m done here. Been waiting for someone to shout the chorus at me:

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

Haha…awesome.
Getting ready to start t-minus 4 eps left in about 20 mins.
Just finished t-minus 6 left on The Americans.
I love Ian McShane, btw.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

theeWeeBabySeamus

In my mind, I imagine that if the Commentist Party all lived together in a house, it would look something like this. Only more crowded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI

Unsurprised

Isn’t that Brady’s first baby mama?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not that I know of, but admittedly I try not to keep up with the meanderings of Bradypenis.

Unsurprised

I guess not. It does look like her though.

WCS

Sill is definitely the fat guy drinking out of the hose.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hahahahahaha….prefect.

Unsurprised

As long as it isn’t me.

The Maestro

WOOOO LONG LIVE THE EIGHTIES NEVER FORGET WOOOO

/does not remember the eighties
//was not even actually around for the eighties
///fuck your technicalities and pass me a beer

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Beerguyrob

Yes, how does Youtube embed work?

Beerguyrob

Never mind, it came up on refresh.

Still, I’m doing it wrong. Please to explain?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

:shrugs:

I gave you all I got the other day. If I hit return and then paste the embed link, works for me. Maybe it’s black magic.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve given up on embed for the time being.
I still think the man (WCS) is keeping me down.
Don’t trust whitey.

Beerguyrob

Well, I’ll keep trying. Thanks.

WCS

Whatever I’m doing (assuming yinz can see it; I guess I can’t tell), doesn’t seem to work for anyone else.

The Maestro

I fell down a funny hole in Wikipedia tonight and realized that Jennifer Aniston is exactly twice my age until Thursday when she has her birthday.

http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/1/15/20/31/@/1675288-jennifer-aniston-aux-golden-globe-950×0-1.jpg

I would still hit that even now.

Unsurprised

I fucking hate you. Damn kids and your music.

Unsurprised

If I knew about her constant high beams I’d have watched Friends. Though I watched tv on a shitty 13″ over the air, so I doubt I’d have seen jack shit.

http://piximus.net/media/34160/jennifer-aniston-shows-nipples-in-friends-2.jpg

Beerguyrob
Senor Weaselo

/Googles Jennifer Aniston’s DOB, does math

Wait, really?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

We are a varied group

Senor Weaselo

I keep forgetting that yes, there are commentists younger than me.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Cyril is a playah.

theeWeeBabySeamus

2 years younger than me.
/Get off my lawn.
//Jennifer wants to bang on it.

Unsurprised

Who? Maestro or Aniston?

theeWeeBabySeamus

From what Maestro said about Aniston twice his age, I wish Maestro.
But Sadly Aniston.
Also, Aniston to be banged on the lawn.
Unless Maestro is open to it….but he’s probably not.
Homophobic asshole.

Sill Bimmons

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Last thoughts of the night:

1. I got a new cell phone (wow, post on this topic, I know) and it is a mid-level Samsung ($190 or so). It blows my mind with how much shit it can do because I had the lowest possible smartphone before. Crazy.

2. Quebec’s new arena is amazing. It’s built for hockey and the upper deck’s pitch is so steep that had to put bars in front of each row because it was above Quebec City building code.

ballsofsteelandfury

How do you get a cell phone for $200? I didn’t think the exchange rate was THAT bad!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Hah, I’m a Yankee from New York City. And my plan lets you buy the thing straight up instead of a contract.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Last book Dave Nelson read? Goober in a Nutshell

Unsurprised

I figure you’d all appreciate this more than his photo of the beach.

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Senor Weaselo

God fucking dammit, I didn’t need to see Kardashian children on The People v. OJ Simpson.

Duchess

I feel like they are playing up that friendship to cash in on using the names.

Unsurprised

I can’t believe this is the same network that aired Justified and airs The Americans.

packman_jon

I believe it because ratings

Unsurprised

This basically describes my position upon having moved to Portland. I want a mayor who will terrorize the hippies, eliminate the homeless, and fluoridate the damn water.

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Unsurprised

Of course, the most likely event will be me moving back to Salem.

Senor Weaselo

HE’S A WITCH BURN HIM!

Unsurprised

I think they dowse people in wine in the Willamette Valley.

JustStopDude

So Sanders and Trump win big. The Clinton campaign is doing the same shit they did when she was up against then Senator Obama…and it seems to be working as well as it did back then. First claim the opponent is unelectable and not a threat. Then, when the numbers so going against her, go for insane attacks. Against Obama, it was starting the rumors he was secretly a Muslim and not born in the US. For Sanders, it seems to be implying that the men who support Sanders are sexist and the women who do that have daddy issues. What is truly mindfucking is seeing Bill Clinton making the charge that the Sanders campaign is sexist…which makes as much sense as having Bill Cosby do it.

With Trump…I guess people want crazy…but not too much crazy. I think that is the most batshit insane thing about this election cycle is that Trump is not the scariest person running for the GOP (I would give that up to Cruz).

I plan on my usual write in for “Duff Man” which is my go to when I vote in the Presidential elections.

WCS

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DUFFMAN APPRECIATES YOUR SUPPORT

Senor Weaselo

I’d vote for Jimmy McMillan because THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH. Also that hair.

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Unsurprised

Fuck that guy. He’s backing Trump.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No joke, that guy already endorsed Trump.

Senor Weaselo

…Oh. Never mind then.

packman_jon

Trump is giving a select audience what they want to hear. Namely those you’ll find in the Yahoo! News comments sections

WCS

And Youtube comments.

Unsurprised

That Venn Diagram is a circle.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t hate Marcus Paige with the white hot hate which other U*NCers have earned from me, but damn if that kid doesn’t shoot daggers thru my heart at every opportunity. Kid is money when the game is on the line.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Apparently, less so tonight, at least from the charity stripe.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Oh, and if you want 2GB added to your Google Drive storage for nothing do this:

http://gizmodo.com/you-can-get-2gb-of-free-google-drive-storage-today-1758004392

Senor Weaselo

Yoink!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

If the Maple Leafs can dump Dion Phaneuf on another team, then anything is possible.

Senor Weaselo

Holy crap the Basketball Giants tied the game in the 3rd against the Basketball Redacteds. Let’s see how long it takes them to be down by 10 again!

Spur

Ok Bernie. Lets wrap this up

Beerguyrob

Sweet mini schadenfreude – the Ice Patriots lost by a touchdown.

WCS

BAWSTAHN CAWLEGE is up on UNC, you Wolfpack fans.

Senor Weaselo

And apparently Roy Williams collapsed during a time out?

theeWeeBabySeamus

If I can’t say anything nice….

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh wait…I got something…
I hope he doesn’t die, because I want him to live thru the NCAA pain which is forthcoming.

WCS

Probably dehydration.

Duchess

MSNBC is pissing me off because they all have such a hard on for Hillary Clinton just like Fox is all about Rubio

Spur

BBC or NPR are the only real ways to go. I do watch CNN/MSNBC for the lolz.

Lothar of the Hill People

Al Jazeera America was good. Their web site still is.

Spur

True American, Peyton Manning, put an end to that ISIS outfit.

Unsurprised

It kills my six year old self to realize how Peyton is as authentic as Hulk Hogan.