Boy, do I need weekend liquor something fierce.

Free agency: not much to report or follow after today. But:

• In an attempt to prove Bleacher Report correct, the Browns released Karlos Dansby and Dwayne Bowe.
• Chris Long chose the darkness over the light, and signed with the Patriots.
• Casey Hayward left the Packers to go jackin’ it in San Diego

https://youtu.be/0t_56ck18g8

Politics:

• Rubio is out; his delegates are free to follow whomever. As my grandpappy might’ve said if he wasn’t so Canadian, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!”
  • I didn’t realize until last night he’s also not running for re-election as Senator. Oof; that’s a terrible sound chamber he lived in.
• Kasich won Ohio, strengthening his bona fides as a VP pick.
• I got the feeling Hillary wanted to tell Bernie in her speech, “Okay Grandpa, that’s enough. Go home.” But she was too busy trying to get people to forget her AIDS/Reagan snafu to be bothered starting another war.
• On the same day Trump says he won’t debate in SLC on FOX next Monday, he openly postulates about riots in Cleveland if the GOP establishment tries to force a brokered convention. It would have been the 13th debate, but they stopped being fun once his main punching bags dropped out. With pequeno Marco gone, he figured, ‘why bother?’

The games that aren’t lames! (All times eastern)

NCAA: Play-in day #2

• Holy Cross vs Southern – 6:40
• Tulsa vs Michigan – 9:10 (or 30 minutes after the end of the first game)

I enjoyed TruTV’s twitter feed making fun of the people making fun of their network. SENTIENCE!

NHL: (6 games total)

• Flyers @ Blackhawks – 8:00
• Rangers @ Ducks – 10:30

NBA: (9 games total)

• Thunder @ Celtics – 7:00
• Mavs @ Cavs – 7:00
• Clippers @ Rockets – 9:30
• Knicks @ Warriors – 10:30

Remember, ONE MORE SLEEP!