Basketball Coma – Thursday Evening Edition

Oh well, brackets are dead. Now, we can excise our souls of filthy lucre, and focus on the purity of hate.

14S Buffalo vs. 3S Miami (6:50, TNT)

Behold, the bland competence of Jim Larranaga and the prettay…prettay good Miami Hurricanes. If you can look past the fact that NC State whipped their asses. I wouldn’t count on Buffalo circling the wagons on them tonight, though.

12E Chattanooga vs. 5E Indiana (7:10, CBS)

This one screams “upset city” to me, so if you are gambling-inclined, bet the mortgage/food/insulin money on the Hoosiers.

16(T)E FGCU vs. 1E U*NC (7:20, TBS)

SO MANY INITIALS! As a red-blooded American (whose alma mater has never been a 1 seed in the expanded format era, if ever), I always root like mad for the 16 seed in their Quixotic quest to topple the windmillian #1. I assure you I have never done so harder than I will tonight. AMERICA NEEDS YOU, valiant soldiers of the Credit Union squadron.

14MW Fresno State vs. 3MW Utah (7:27, truTV)

Oh, hai there, Team Secular Big Love, hoops edition. Are you any good? Not really, huh? At least you’re honest. Still probably enough to get to the Sweet Sixteen, and almost certainly enough to get past this ragtag bunch.

11(T)S Wichita State vs. 6S Arizona (9:20, TNT)

Wichita State advanced by 20 in the play-in game, and looked like shit doing so. That’s quite difficult to pull off. Nobody fucking knows what to expect out of Sean Miller’s bunch, last seen getting their pants pulled down around their ankles by a gaggle of Ducks (and no, that better not be the last Oregon rape joke we read on DFO tonight).

13E Stony Brook vs. 4E Kentucky (9:40, CBS)

Caffeinate for this one, it could be interesting. Kentucky is an up and down team, and the Seawolves have a REALLY good power forward who could make things mighty uncomfortable for Coach Cal’s bunch.

9E Providence vs. 8E Southern Cal (9:50, TBS)

MOAR offensive basketball, huzzah! The Men of Troy are led by Coach Andy, the man who led the aforementioned Credit Union side when they had their “Dunk City” S16 run. Beet juice is apparently their secret now, so look for frequent “coach, I need to take a shit” timeouts. Also, Providence is better than people think. Dangerous team if they make it through.

11MW Gonzaga vs. 6MW Seton Hall (9:57, truTV)

Ah, Gonzaga. Finally, having fallen out of favour with the committee, and having burned through all of their ancient Cinderella fan goodwill…watch the fuckwads stop fucking around and start winning games now that nobody’s picking them. There IS some talent there. And the Hall may just have shot their wad taking out Nova for the conference crown.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Unsurprised

Cleveland is renowned for its boners.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Everyone knows that, I am curious how its Four Skins are though. Even with a coupon I have to ask

Unsurprised

Tough and chewy, I’d imagine.

theeWeeBabySeamus

RHCP – Universally Speaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kXRpVcC2pA

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

Does he have nothing else better to do three times a day?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Stay hydrated my friend.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And please remember to lock the door.

WCS

TRUE STORY ALERT:

My parents’ first date was a Skynyrd concert in 1977. My future mother brought her cousin along, because first date, because [insert Yinzburgh joke here]. They all watched the dude in front of them puke into his cowboy hat, and then proceed to put it back on his head, splashing them with vomit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Thanks for that….now I feel old as fuck.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I feel even older.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

This is how I felt walking around. I’m such a wimp about the cold* even when it’s sunny out.
http://105.imagebam.com/download/Ln5gIYRW9peAdMfsf5yJwA/47072/470713091/elsiehewitt-2.jpg

*Cold being upper 40s.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I am doubtful that you feel anything like she does.
/willing to feel you both to be certain

Unsurprised

Just keep it above the Equator.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No promises Big Boy.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Unsurprised

I am a giant wimp.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

*is cold?* I swear the ? was there when I sent it

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Weezer – Undone–The Sweater Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I almost posted that one

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh you suck. I was just about to post some Weezer.
/goes and pouts in corner

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am posting some in 5 minutes anyways. Just letting people listen to this first

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

Unsurprised
WCS

O HAI CLARISSA

Unsurprised

This just raises more questions!

laserguru

SHOTS!
JAMESON SHOTS!!!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

HOT TAEK. Not a huge fan of Jameson and I drink pretty much exclusively whiskey

laserguru

Understood.
It’s an ancient family thing.
My grandmother Mee Maw was first generation Irish.
A Kennedy she was.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Last one. I saved it for last because it was my favorite of the remaining 4

http://56.media.tumblr.com/3dbe09b3a8b138f75923fd9e1f1097cc/tumblr_o02bjhbt951s77uywo1_1280.jpg

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Not even sure if she is Asian but I got it off a site full of Asian women

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Senor Weaselo

And on that note, bedtime. Night Human Beings, much love to you all.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That. Is. Disturbing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

High School Metal…you say?
AC/DC – Shoot To Thrill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDch1p4c_M

laserguru

Oh you know I can embed that shit.

WCS

Getting my high school metal years on. COME AT ME BROS.

Senor Weaselo

Ice Rams win 4-3 in OT. Sharkbait can probably blame me.

Beerguyrob

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Unsurprised

So that’s what Andre the Giant looked like unshaved.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Senor Weaselo

Aaaaaaaaaaand tied.

Fronkenshteen

ranger game?

Senor Weaselo

Yup.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’ll teach you to brag on a 3-1 lead.
/ducks to avoid airborne remote

Senor Weaselo

That wasn’t even bragging, that was just a game update!

Fronkenshteen

@Ducks>@Kings back-to-back is a bitch. Hope their legs aren’t too dead in OT.

Fronkenshteen

balls

Unsurprised

I’m not about to repost that image, but I thought this needed to be memorialized somehow.
http://114.imagebam.com/download/or_STCCmx84WWihytn0rag/47230/472291376/Screen%20Shot%202016-03-17%20at%208.27.00%20PM.png

theeWeeBabySeamus

Dammit…I KNEW my fambly made me something good.

theeWeeBabySeamus

*miss
/either needs to stop drinking, or drink more heavily…what say you?

Unsurprised

MOAR

WCS

If you have to ask, you’ve already failed.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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laserguru

Oh no!
Oh HELL no!

I just got home motherfuckers you are not going to bed yet!

Uhh-uhh.

Unsurprised

BOO!

laserguru

Take another shot, you’ll be fine.

Unsurprised

I haven’t had anything to drink.

laserguru

Shit!

Somebody get this person a drink!
STAT!

Unsurprised

It’s true. She is a bitch.

WCS

Bracket is torched, so let’s just burn it all down.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Music intermission

Janes Addiction – Jane Says

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh-5FI21s6M

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
laserguru

You know me too well.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I went and looked for sites with Asian women that weren’t 97% NSFW. Found a couple that were only 80-90% NSFW so mission accomplished. I also have a bunch of tabs open so you are gonna get a few pics

http://56.media.tumblr.com/91c66f6e2a908c332e85c94088774dae/tumblr_n9404yuUHI1qzxivmo1_r1_500.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Amelica numbel one. Me rove you rong time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Go to deviantart.
Search “Anri Sugihara”
Trust me…totes SFW and….just do the search.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Done and bookmarked

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll never steer you wrong when it comes to photog shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Also good when has a taste for Asian….
http://demon1582.deviantart.com/

WCS

Gonzaga is garbage, Seton Hall is coming in hot…

… this is what I deserve for trusting another Catholic school.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m glad I at least got Seton Hall’s post conference champ letdown correct.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Let’s do this again tomorrow, but can Duke play again and lose this time?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ThePirateSloth

Gonzaga seems to have run out of steam.

WCS

..and yet Seton Hall refuses to cooperate.

montythisseemsstrangetome

I wasn’t here earlier, I assume there were plenty of AFC East jokes during the Buffalo/Miami game?

WCS

No, but there should have been.

Senor Weaselo

Ice Giants take a 3-1 lead, currently about 16 left.

Senor Weaselo

Shut up, me. (3-2)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well now, she is just….just so….what’s the word I’m looking for here?
/blood rushes from head, passes out

WCS

She grivs me biggest smire!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not to mention uuuge election.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn dude….back up a step already!!!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

What about his sister, Eileen?

Doktor Zymm

My wine has all escaped from the bottle, gone into my mouth and found a safe refuge in my stomach and bloodstream. This means it is time for bed.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nite Dok 🙂

theeWeeBabySeamus
montythisseemsstrangetome

That one team that won today, man they really have a chance to go on in this tournament. For that team that lost, though, I predict they will not play any more tournament games this year.

WCS

Thanks, Perd Hapley.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That was a reference worthy of Archer.

montythisseemsstrangetome

I STAND BY MY PREDICTION