Euro 2016 DFO Field Report: Part Deux

Our man on the scene is kicking ass and taking names (no he’s not Russian or English,  why do you ask? ) and he’s back with another ON THE SPOT REPORT.

Take it away,  Litre_cola!

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Awesome job!  Man,  I wish I was there.  BTW, I know I owe you guys an AFL Beat.  Things have been….something.  I’ll try to get it out before the weekend.  PHRASING!

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Porky Prime

I was just having a conversation with a friend I haven’t spoken to in seven years and somehow it came up that Kylo Ren looks like Shmendrick from The Last Unicorn and now I can’t unsee it.

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Doktor Zymm

Sounds like a fantastic time, keep up the having an awesome time!
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Sill Bimmons

The Croatians probably hid their flares under fake fat bellies.

That’s what my friends in The Ugliest Men did with their booze, drugs, and flares when they went a-riotin’ at Pompey in 2005.

Oldest trick in the book.

litre_cola

I just was at french music day and am super wasted on good wine. As an aside I have my sommelier papers and sweet jesus cheap wine is still fantastic wine if it were in Canadia!

Sill Bimmons

Bon reportage.

Making me jealous over here.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Not a creep? Then what did you google to get here?

litre_cola

I refuse to play that song live.

Fronkenshteen

This is some Gonzo shit.
You’re our Hunter S. Thompson, LC!

rockingdog

good post. keep it up.

blaxabbath

I love that Poochie is like an avatar someone wants to be associated with.

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Wakezilla

Great work man! Being the Canuck correspondent over there, did you apologize to the Romanian fans every time you saw them on the street for their loss?

That must have been one hell of a party with the Albanians attaining their first ever major tournament win. I like how there are more teams in the Euros because it used to so stupid with how hard it was to actually qualify for them. If it were up to me, I’d make it a 32 team tournament. It’s more inclusive that way. Plus, the tournament would last longer which means more day time drinking, which is what it’s really all aboot.

Covalent Blonde

Honestly, if my staff could give me that thorough a morning report I would give them all bonuses.

blaxabbath

They know you don’t mean it. #feelthebern

Senor Weaselo

Phrasing?
/Boom

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Morning Wood Report?