Your “Whoo Hoo! The NHL Draft” Friday Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • Well well well – it seems the League is going to the Al-Jazeera Four (not Five, since PeyPey retired).
  • Florio has amalgamated a bunch of different stories, and woven together a tale that the public contribution to the potential Las Vegas NFL stadium could be as high as $750 million.
  • While on the topic of stadiums:
    • the Falcons have asked for changes that add up to $200 million to their stadium design. Said “tweaks” will raise the total cost to $1.7 billion.
    • Wells Fargo has been ordered to remove rooftop signs from their offices adjacent to US Bank Stadium in Minneapolis. The goal is to prevent competing banks from getting into the blimp shot during televised games.
  • Aldon Smith has one court date on two matters Friday. He can apply for reinstatement in November, at which point the Raiders can start paying him to play.

Finally, someone at DFO HQ better check the server, because it appears our private emails have been read by those cunning thieves over at SBNation, as evidenced by their story on “What is the new saddest sports town?”


Brexit notes:

If angry Scottish relatives are any indication, you can note June 23rd as the date which precipitated the breakup of the United Kingdom.

Personally, I thought “Remain” would win, because I figured that London would erase the nativism of the countryside, and that Scotland’s heavy pro-Remain vote would sway the difference. But what do I know; I’m the Stephen A. Smith of predicting election results.

I will be buying some Pounds this weekend, as the value dropped 15 US cents during the vote, to an exchange rate not seen versus the USD since 1985. For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of a fluctuating currency (i.e. – Americans), the best analogy I can think of is if California seceded. Imagine what the panic-selling would do to the US dollar, and all the “taken for granted” treaties & trade deals that would have to be worked out. In Canada, we’ve seen the dollar drop by as much as 25 cents during the two Quebec referendums, only to see it rebound once the “Non” (Remain) side won.

All I know is that I’m not entertaining any long-term guests. I don’t need Sick Boy & Begbie visiting from Edinburgh anytime soon.

No one needs this shite.

The NHL draft brings up dread in the hearts of Canucks fans. The banner photo is from 1984, when JJ Daigneault was drafted by the Canucks. You aren’t seeing things – those are crutches. He lasted 2 years with the Canucks before he was traded to the Flyers, the second of the 10 teams he’d play with during his 17-year career. He actually won a Cup with the Habs in 1993, and lost a Cup with the Flyers in 1987, so his career turned out okay. The key is that it wasn’t for the Canucks.

In fact, between 1980-90, the Canucks first & second picks are a “what, really?” of NHL alumni.

  • 1980: Rick Lanz; Andreas Schliebner
  • 1981: Garth Butcher; Jean-Marc Lanthier
  • 1982: Michel Petit; Yves Lapointe
  • 1983: Cam Neely; David Bruce
  • 1984: JJ Daigneault; Jeff Rohlicek
  • 1985: Jim Sandlak; Troy Gamble
  • 1986: Dan Woodley; Don Gibson
  • 1987: Robert Murphy; Steve Veilleux
  • 1988: Trevor Linden; Leif Rohlin
  • 1989: Jason Herter; Robert Woodward
  • 1990: Petr Nedved; Shawn Antoski

Of the first-round picks, easily the most famous is Cam Neely, and he got that way playing for Boston. In fact, most of those first-rounders achieved their fame on other teams. Trevor Linden is far and away the most famous Canuck on this list, but Garth Butcher had a very respectable career as well.

Shane Churla sure didn’t expect it.

The more depressing fact is that only 2 of those second-rounders played more than one season in the NHL. Period. What good players the Canucks developed they lucked into in later rounds – who figured 1989 6th round pick Pavel Bure would become anything, and would be the only player from that year’s Canucks draft to play more than 30 career games? The history of the Vancouver Canucks is marked by a tragic inability to judge talent, and the 1980s were the prime example. We made the 1982 & 1994 Cup Finals by fluke & trade, not sound player-development strategy.

I will pay attention to the draft, but I won’t fall in love with it. For every Linden or Sedin picked, there are massive examples of a failure to properly judge talent. That’s why we have no Cups, and Tampa does.


Provincial Exam update: one runner. Just bolted from the building and couldn’t be talked back inside. She will get a chance to rewrite in August.

Tonight’s sports:

NHL: Draft – 7:00 – Sportsnet; NBCSN (Rounds 1-3)

CFL: Montreal @ Winnipeg – 8:30 (TSN; ESPN2)

Alternative Programming:

  • ESPN Classic: “30 for 30”
    • 7:00-9:00 – “Survive & Advance” – about NC State in 1983
    • 9:00-11:00 – “Hillsborough” – about the British football tragedy of 1989

That’s it. Tomorrow morning brings us three Euro knockout stage matches, and in the evening the third-place game between Colombia & the USA from Glendale, AZ. I’m not saying Arizona isn’t friendly to tourists, but

SOMEONE WARN THE COLOMBIAN FANS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Wakezilla

Greetings from the 1919 Egyptian Revolution

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Unsurprised

I think I’m done talking to my brother for a while. I understand where he’s coming from lecturing at me every day about looking for a job, and I have been, but it’s a little hard while I’m studying. And he makes the point that there are people who work and study. I’m not one of those people, and never have been. But I’ll take any job if I have to, but when I was putting in almost all my waking day to prep I still failed. So my optimism this time around is already in the shitter because statistics and reality are stacked against me. And so I’m sick and fucking tired of being lectured by someone whose rent I was paying every other month up until last summer telling me what to do. Especially since he can’t be bothered to hustle more and instead just bitches about how he’s gaining weight and not working because of his own shit. So after telling him I have literally no money until next week and thenI see him snapchatting from Urth last night while I felt like an asshole going to a dinner and not being able to afford anything and he acts indignant to me like I have to beg him for money, it pisses me off. The motherfucker made me get on my knees and beg him for (I can’t remember what) in the middle of the schoolyard when we were in middle school and I will not let him ever do that again, consciously or not.

Wakezilla

Tell him this: “Are you paying my bills? No? Then mind your own fucking business and try getting your own shit together for more than a few months at a time, dildo.”

Tu Pac: I don’t give a fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Afc5mcKSk

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Distance definitely sounds like a good choice in this instance.

I wouldn’t put up with his shit, but you shouldn’t let it bother you. He sounds like he has a lot of growing up left to do, and I, for one, applaud you for doing the adult thing and understanding what you need to do in order to better your life.

ballsofsteelandfury

Funny that Yeah Right mentioned he needed to start drinking more rum. Guess what I’m bringing tomorrow courtesy of Don T?

laserguru

Oh yeah bitches!

laserguru

Oh shit!

Somebody’s got to get a shitload of limes!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Please tell me Rum Ham is on this week’s Sunday Gravy.

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JerBear50

I can’t wait until the embargo loosens so we can finally get some Cuban rum.

Wakezilla

#Dominicansdoitbetter

JerBear50

When I finally get ahold of some Havana Club I’ll decide for myself. Real Havana Club, not the fake Bicardi shit.

laserguru

Sad California story time.

The place that caught on fire and burned like a fiery act of God on the Eastern side of the Sierra’s today was and still is one of my favorite places ever.

Lake Isabella in her hey-day was amazing.

My parents worked for the government at China Lake NWC near Ridgecrest California and I spent many formative years there.

Whenever we had the first snowfall, we would drive up to Walker’s Pass – we had friends who lived in Weldon and we would go play in the snow. This part of the country we had 120 degree heat in the Summer and dense snow pack in the Winter.

Lake Isabella was fed by the famous Kern River, known for it’s white water rafting and Team America FUCK YEAH kayaking team.

Now it’s mostly burnt to a crisp.

I’m a conservative moderate who doesn’t get involved with the political discourse here for reasons that only age will teach you…
But..

If you don’t think global warming is real then go get another plastic bottle of water in your Hummer and at least think about it.

I’m double posting tonight on the request line and here so don’t get lost.

The 30-for 30 thing on OJ was spot fucking on.

This town was a lit fuse away from detonation.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“political discourse here for reasons that only age will teach you…”

Meh.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Unsurprised

Death penalty

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I like the shear disappointment and utter dejection on his face. He’d be a hell of an actor if he could just picture various states of beer in his head and remember line.

Unsurprised

The longer video is even sadder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJJvWdKvodk

laserguru

It reminds me of something.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

Outstanding!

Rest in peace you funk master Bernie Worrell.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sup

Spanky Datass

hey guys

Sill Bimmons

yo

laserguru

What’s happenin’ BFC and Spanky?

You still out galavanting around the world?

We’re staying local and causing trouble.

And hitting the “Delete” key.

Spanky Datass

Funny you should ask, yeah right, because about (squints at clock) six hours ago as I was sipping my first beer and contemplating the tasks I intended to accomplish in the early morn of Saturday. But now, deep into a shared bottle of rum, I think I’M GONNA DELETE THAT SHIT! WOOOOOO, RUM !!!!!11!!!1!
https://ii.crazyshirts.com/fcgi-bin/iipsrv.fcgi?FIF=/images/crazyshirts//source/1021295_1M.tif&wid=570=&cvt=jpeg

laserguru

I’ve got to start drinking more rum.

Any of you guys know how to make a hummingbird?

Makes me think of Jamaica.

laserguru

And while you were resting and relaxing I started my prep for tomorrow. I’ve got a brine going, a marinade going, a tropical salsa going and I haven’t even dropped the spice market on their unsuspecting asses yet.

It’s not too late to get your ass to LA and participate in the first ever LA Chapter DFO Food Throwdown Challenge!

/sorry about copyright infringement.

I have thrown the gauntlet and I will stand by my challenge!