The answer? This atrocity of hagiography by ESPN rentboy Rob Demovsky. http://www.espn.com/blog/green-bay-packers/post/_/id/31756/an-open-book-brett-favre-lived-like-he-played-zealous-and-for-everyone-to-see Buckle up, kids. This gets ugly. As usual, there’s no better place to begin than the title. The best titles are short and catchy, yet also convey something of the tone and substance of the piece to follow.