Fuck, it’s early on the West Coast and yet we already have our first Gold medal and it’s

Virginia Thrasher from the USA in Air Rifle.  You know, if you can’t make a good school shooting joke out of that, I don’t think I know you.

Lots of events on today with medals being handed out in Archery

Road Cycling, Fencing, Judo, Shooting (more American medals, y’all!), Swimming, and Weightlifting.

I propose a DFO Drinking Game/Posting Challenge:  Every Gold medal winner gets a shot of the most common liquor from that country and a picture of a model from that country (could be male or female, no discrimination here) posted on this thread.

What say you?

BALLS’ TIP O’ THE DAY:  The best way to watch the Olympics is to be in a country other than the US.  If, for some reason, that is not possible, get a VPN and pretend you’re Canadian.  They really have the best coverage and there is no nationalistic bent to the coverage.  THANKS CANADIA!

Have at it!