Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night’s fiasco. All they’ve got is a short piece on the need to replace the field, without laying any direct blame for last night.
    • in follow-up, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
  • RGIII has been named the pre-season starter for the Browns. Future Cowboys QB Josh McCown will be one of his backups.
    • that makes him the 25th Browns starting QB since 1999.
  • Ohh, that’s not good – Joey Bosa’s mom is on record as saying they wish “we pulled an Eli”.
    • Their side of the beef is that they feel the Chargers won’t structure his contract akin to previous #3 picks.
  • Poor Bears fans – Hroniss Grasu has torn his ACL and is done for the year. It’s not like Jay Cutler needs a center.
    • Completely related, Big Daddy Drew’s WYTS column today is about Da Bears.

I think I consider everyone delighted as much as I did in last night’s idiocy from Canton. I’d feel bad for game attendees, but they still got their Lee Greenwood concert.

https://youtu.be/IWlMsxJR5pk

We all know what happened. In brief:

  • they had the field covered for two days, to accommodate a Tim McGraw show and the induction ceremony
  • the field was painted about 10:00 AM
  • the paint refused to dry
  • someone got the idea to use heaters
  • the heaters melted the rubber to the paint, creating a hard shell
  • the field was declared unplayable.
Looks comfy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now come the recriminations. Or they would, if it wasn’t the soulless leadership of the NFL directing employees to say an authoritative “Fuck you” to the fans.

The only refunds currently being offered are for the cost of game tickets. Tickets bought through resale sites other than the official NFL partner, Ticketmaster, will not be refunded by the League. [StubHub has offered full refunds.] They have refused comment on whether they will reimburse for other expenses like hotels, despite the fact that it wasn’t an “Act of God” that forced abandonment of the contest. Someone, somewhere is contemplating a “Turf-gate” class-action suit.

The League has confirmed the game will remain in Canton.

When Randy Moss is able to hold the moral high ground, you there’s been a problem.

https://youtu.be/YP7v1qJ4–c

You know you done screwed up big when Peter King feels confident getting off his knees and joining the chorus. “It’s an embarrassment of the highest order.” Mighty strong words from a fellow intent on voting a rapist into the Hall of Fame.

Jim Irsay – JIM IRSAY –  has the balls to talk about “incompetence”.

Yet, somehow, he will stay Commissioner.


Tonight’s sports:

Unless you like (on ESPN) Little League Qualifiers – AND WHO DOESN’T?! – it’s all Olympics.

The big deal is Michael Phelps going for Gold Medal #20 tonight.

You can watch it LIVE! in Canada, or on tape-delay on NBC.

 

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

TERMINAL 2, LAX

I’VE NEVER BEEN IN THIS TERMINAL BEFORE. FOR SOME REASON I GOT PUT IN THE TSA “PRE-CHECKED” LINE, AND WENT THROUGH SECURITY IN 45 SECONDS. I AM NOW HERE TWO HOURS BEFORE MY FIRST FLIGHT. I JUST BOUGHT AN EIGHT DOLLAR GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE. REFILLS ARE FREE I’M TOLD.

Brick Meathook

I’M OFF TO THE RACES!

LAX TO VANCOUVER BC, THEN VANCOUVER TO CALGARY, THEN CALGARY TO ST JOHN’S NFLD

14 HOURS TOTAL (16 IF YOU INCLUDE LAX, WHICH I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY FROM)

BUT I GOT A GOOD DEAL ON A FIRST CLASS SEAT.

WHO AM I KIDDING I LOVE TO FLY AND I ALWAYS SIT BY THE WINDOW

CIAO!

Unsurprised

I just spent ten minutes more or less trying to figure out what the molecule on this tattoo I saw was because I didn’t search intelligently and anyway, I just learned about DMT and so yeah, of course some flighty nitwit would have that tattooed on themselves.

I wish I could sleep.

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Unsurprised

Mmmm, popcorn

Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

For a second I thought that was Jeb Bush and his dad.

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I stil lthink cosplay is dumb
https://youtu.be/8omN-X09WdI?t=39s

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Hey

WCS

Haldo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Good one to close out on.
Nite gents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs8y3kneqrs

Sill Bimmons
WCS

Wifey started back to work Monday/today. Guess who gets to deal with constantly wailing lil’ WCS on an exclusive basis now?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That’ll teach ya to not pull out, eh?
Seriously…really happy to hear the missus is doing well.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Moose, I want to thank you. In spite of my protestations to the contrary, you’ve made me laugh like a complete idiot tonight. I needed that. So….Thank you, sincerely.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh hai Shakira tab I never closed…
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theeWeeBabySeamus

/ignoring Moose
//keeping eyes closed
///peeks…GODDAMMIT!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW3RS0ZlGfQ

theeWeeBabySeamus

At least that’s one that’s not diverting blood flow.
My penis thanks you.
/that sounds weirder than I thought

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

This is one I really miss drumming.
Easy (mostly) and fun.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stop that!!!!!!
I’ve vowed not to masturbate tonight and you are fucking me over.

theeWeeBabySeamus

smgdh

theeWeeBabySeamus

/Punches self in crotch

theeWeeBabySeamus

Am I the only one who thinks Kitty Forman is pretty damned hot?
(sorry Fozz)
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theeWeeBabySeamus

/tries to moderate own comment
//fails miserably

balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

Col. Duke LaCross

The Ol’ 96er?