Your “We FINALLY Got To The Fireworks Factory” Tuesday Open Thread

Cutdown Day NFL News:

  • Drew Brees may not support Kaep, but Jim Brown sure as shit does. Also,
    • The SFPD union president wants to meet with Jed York, or anyone frankly, which sounds like a fantastic idea.
    • Rodney Harrison thinks Kaepernick is “not black”.
    • Jerry Rice chose Twitter and “All Lives Matter” as his forum for rebuking Kaep’s stance.
      • Oh, and stuff like this is now proving why most people should not have social media accounts

https://youtu.be/1kjYBRy8l7U

  • The [*Redacted] s – Bucs game has been moved from Thursday to Wednesday to avoid coming up against a tropical storm.
  • Tebow had his baseball showcase today. According to the LA Times, “scouts queried agreed that Tebow is likely to be signed and assigned to the lower levels of the minors, perhaps high Class-A or Double-A, as a corner outfielder.” He’s already been offered a spot on a Venezuelan Winter League team.

    NEVAR FORGET!
  • On the topic of elite athletes, actual elite athlete Michael Phelps considers Joe Flacco a elite quarterback.

Notable cuts: (si.com seems to have the best overall list)

  • Seattle: Brandon Browner
  • San Diego:  Zach Mettenberger
  • Cincinnati: Brandon Tate
  • New England: Terrence Knighton
  • Philadelphia: Reuben Randle
  • Denver: Britton Colquitt

Finally – oh God, I’m sorry Vikings fans.

No fireworks for you.

According to Howard Eskin of Fox 29 Philly, an eye witness said Bridgwater’s “leg snapped and his knee was flailing around.”

GAH!

Zimmer said the 23-year-old had to be sedated before undergoing an MRI at the hospital.

GAH!!

GAH!!!

Let’s examine this from a therapy angle…

So you’re starting the season with Shaun Hill.

You know that’s not going to last, but who will the Vikings sign to turn what could have been 11-5 but now looks like 5-11? Good thing Tebow’s baseball tryout was today, because that removes the weakest possible option. There’s the usual suspects, and whomever the Jets dump after next week. I’ll leave it to you guys to speculate in the comments, but please try to limit the buttfumble gifs.


Possibly the only thing worse than sports fan forums and movie spoiler sites are wrestling “dirt sheets”. If it’s “still real to you”, trying to figure out what your favourite promotions are doing is an essential part of continuing to follow the product. But they are awful predictors of what is on the horizon, because promotions are relentless in protecting their brand – something the Rog can admire. Wrestlers and front office folks actively feed disinformation to their community, both to gauge whom they can trust, and to discover where their internal leaks are coming from.

Last night, however, for wrestling fans, we finally got some validation for our continuing fandom:

The powers that be in the WWE made the conscious decision to move John Cena – “the face that runs the place” – off of RAW, and that has opened up the program (nay, the promotion) to other options. This makes it more exciting as a fan, because the recent predictability brought on by corporate preference for certain stars is now absent.

The “RAW” brand of WWE put its major championship belt on Kevin Owens, a ‘hefty’ Canadian from rural Quebec who falls so far outside the normal Vince-approved physique that it looks like the promotion gave the belt to the winner of the Colts Fan Club annual gravy chug.

From a fan perspective, it’s fantastic. Because he’s only been with them for a couple of years, he has no real baggage or alliances he has to maintain. It opens up a world of match possibilities, especially with other members of the current NXT Generation filling the WWE ranks. And, it will present actual competition to “Monday Night Football”, which might have been the ultimate reason why they went in this direction, especially if the scheduled matchups prove by October to be duds. Vince LOVES ratings, and if he can tweet about beating football – the XFL still burns inside him – then he’ll give people what they (currently) want.


Tonight’s sports: slim pickin’s

  • US Open – continuing coverage – ESPN – 7:00
  • MLB:
    • USA – regional coverage only
    • Canada – Blue Jays @ Orioles – 7:00 – Sportsnet
  • WWE: Smackdown LIVE! – 8:00 – USA

Drew’s WYTS today was the Packers. Give it a read and speculate about what their chances in the division are like now. RODGERS DRINKS YOUR TRAGEDY!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“senior U.S. officials ”

I can’t even imagine applying that phrase to this asshole.

litre_cola

So they plan Wilfred Brimley’s every move when he goes to Mexico?

King Hippo

So THIS is how he plans to get out of a humiliating loss. He’s gonna fake his own death.

WCS

http://thediplomat.com/2016/08/succession-question-looms-larger-than-ever-as-uzbek-government-confirms-president-hospitalized/

This is akin to the NFL admitting concussions do lead to adverse health issues. This kind of thing never happens in Uzbek media.

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I just read that the Tribune and WGN Radio are moving out of Tribune Tower as a result of it being sold. This saddens me. 🙁

Doktor Zymm

http://images.emedicinehealth.com/images/illustrations/knee-dislocation.jpg

“Knee dislocations are rare. They usually happen only after major trauma, including falls, car crashes, and other high-speed injuries.”

Hm, internet is being only moderately helpful here.

entropy

The internet is not found to be a reliable source of medical information?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Let me state unequivocally that the following is mere speculation on my part….

More often than not, when a dog is brought to me with a knee injury, the owner tells me in amazement “But he/she was just walking thru the kitchen/living room/whatever…and fell down”. This is not always the case and there are sometimes obvious risk factors involved, and traumatic incidents identifiable.

But this is mostly for cruciate ligament and/or meniscal damage.

I honestly can’t say how a dislocation happens without some history of trauma, either immediate or past. My guess is that the media is calling it a dislocation, when it’s actually a subluxation (things are no longer lined up correctly, but there’s no Theisman level flopping…if that makes sense?) from an MCL (medial collateral ligament) failure. Which is likely due to previous trauma and a partial tear that was just simmering as it were, and just decided to give way today for whatever reason.

Again, I could be way wrong, but that’s my guess.

Doktor Zymm

They’re saying complete rupture of the ACL, which…ow

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, that too. Partial cruciate tears are very common to blow out unexpectedly later (weeks, months, even years sometimes).

Doktor Zymm

So basically everyone’s knees are potentially ticking time bombs? Stupid knees. Good thing my ankles will probably give out first.

entropy

A friend’s ex was in medical school and had to give someone a physical as part of her schooling. She decided to give me one, and drop off-handedly, “well, you know, since you’re abnormally tall, most tall people live shorter lives.”

I don’t know what’s gonna give out first, but I’ve been worried ever since she said that.

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What classifies as “abnormally” tall?

entropy

I didn’t ask, as I didn’t want to hear any other nonsense about dying young (I’m 6’5″). Although, considering I’ve lived through a whole hell of a lot of shit that’s killed other people, I’m beginning to hope I’m functionally immortal.

theeWeeBabySeamus

She’s wrong. Mostly.
Yes, there are risk factors and certain disease processes which will make you taller, but also possibly shorten longevity. But unless a REAL doctor with a degree and shit has told you anything, ignore the dumbass.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m lucky on knees. But yes, that’s true.

I’m not so lucky on ankles. Screwed mine up royally over the years playing basketball.

But then again, my Vet School intramural team came very close to taking the title my Jr year. We lost in the championship game to a team made up of the football players. Which never seemed fair to me, but whatever.

laserguru

Am I expected to chime in here?

I’m not sure I have the heart for it right now.

/Has dislocated knee before

Sill Bimmons

hey

entropy

Yo.

Duchess

Adam Ruins Everything is ruining football right now… gonna wanna see how much I have covered already.

Sill Bimmons

Don’t read this in public unless you want to get caught crying like a 5-year-old like I just did:

http://www.people.com/article/gene-wilder-tearful-goodbye-gilda-radner

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t understand how there isn’t any video of Bridgewater’s injury. Did all the Patriots’ cameras simultaneously run out of batteries or something?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Tonya Harding cut all power at just the right moment.

Doktor Zymm

It doesn’t really sound like something I would want to see, but yeah, it is surprising they weren’t taping. From what’s been said, it doesn’t sound like he was doing anything weird when it happened, but I don’t see how that much damage could have happened without something crazy happening.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

(I’m not sure I want to see it either but that was actually just meant as a jab at the Patriots)

Doktor Zymm

Good call, though I’m sure they’ve moved on to way more sophisticated ways of cheating by now 🙂

King Hippo

Yes, but we all would have eventually looked, sick fucks that we is. Just like JPP’s hamburger meat post-fireworks hand!

entropy

I know I’d watch a few times, cringing all the while.

Shogun Marcus

Knees are one of the strongest arguments atheists have.

Doktor Zymm

But doesn’t any good programmer leave themselves a back door?

Shogun Marcus

It’s usually more involved than the equivalent of hitting the space bar.

entropy
Doktor Zymm

Oh hell, poor Teddy B. How does that just randomly happen?

Shogun Marcus

Are there any doctors in the house? The medical/physiological kind?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sort of, yes. Orthopaedics and soft tissue surgery are my specialty. Or were before I mostly gave it up. But full disclaimer…I’ve repaired many knees, but only on dogs, cats and other assorted critters.

But it’s all the same shit and I can probably answer your query. Shoot (but not literally).

King Hippo

bigger asshole knee patient – cats or dogs? Or is it breed dependent?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Definitely breed dependent in a lot of cases. Rottweilers are the worst. Plus when they blow out the first knee, and then have to put extra weight on the opposite side, it’s a safe bet that on will go within 6 months.

Plus they like to bite me, and that’s never fun.

Sill Bimmons

Don’t know nothing about knees.

Doktor Zymm

Goddamn it. I will destroy one city a week until the world gets off its collective ass and eradicates all insects known as mosquitoes.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Malaria is your friend.

entropy

But they’re basically fruit snacks for fish!

Doktor Zymm

Plenty of other bugs for fish to eat. They aren’t the primary diet of anything, only good would come from their total annihilation

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entropy

This here’s my latest, as I hadn’t drawn in months:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit….were you spying on me in the biker bar two nights ago?

Seriously, that’s awesome. You got talent and need to get paid for it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s right there in the title anyway….but yeah. Also NSFW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sH7D8UmMKI

Duchess

Did Teddy Bridgewater’s knee snap back at one of Adrian Peterson’s kids, or something?

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

Fuck trying to post fucking YouTube clips from my fucking tablet FUCK

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/20140412/5016014/lux-borg-season-40-world-league-demotion-o.gif

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Walterfootball issues “disaster grades” for injuries and suspensions and what-have-you and has given the Teddy Bridgewater injury a never before seen 11 out of a possible 10.

herodotus450

The phrase “can’t hate” is about as non-committal as you can get
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theeWeeBabySeamus

So is it too early to start screwing shit up?
Yes? Tough shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjuUMA6W9Zs

entropy

If we’re gonna fuck shit up…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj8jdFd5COg

theeWeeBabySeamus

OH yeah…NSFW….but that’s probably obvious by the gigantic word “Fucking” there in plain view. Oops.

Kungjitsu

Bridgewater got hurt without getting touched. Why doesn’t this ever happen in other sports? I can’t think of the last time an NBA player just shredded his knee dribbling the ball up court.

entropy

I was just saying this to a friend of mine; Bridgewater was in the huddle, took a step or whatever, and collapsed screaming. Either they built that field on an ancient Indian burial ground, or there’s some voodoo shit going on ain’t no one talking about.

And you KNOW the injury is bad if even the “We don’t promote injuries here at the NFL, but please look away if you’re squeamish as we replay this injury 400 times” sports media hasn’t shown the field video yet.

herodotus450

Also went to Louisville… hmm.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s still painful for me to watch. Theisman level painful.

herodotus450

Luckily I didn’t have to watch to get that picture; in fact, I haven’t watched any sports since the Willis McGahee injury in ’02 just to be safe.

Sill Bimmons
entropy

Hey Sill, that jackass burning his Kaep jersey is in freakin’ Easton, and I admit to no small amount of concern that I might know him when I heard about the video…

Sill Bimmons

No shortage of jackasses in Easton…

entropy

Dear Lord, no. And it’s equally sad that I know enough Niners fans in Easton that I couldn’t be sure which one it might be right off the bat.

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So Twitter went bananas over an article in which a guy gave a point-by-point guide to approaching women who are wearing headphones/earbuds.

It’s genuinely funny to see the apologists defending the logic of dude who wrote that. As long you have a basic understanding of body language and concept of others as people, it’s easy to understand that *anyone* with headphones/earbuds is saying “leave me alone.” So… leave them alone. There’s this weird notion amongst guys that you can and should just override a woman’s will with sheer charm whenever you wish it.

Sill Bimmons

Just ask yourself this:

Do you want a strange man bothering you while you’re walking around wearing your headphones?

Neither does anyone else.

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So I can imagine the counterpoint to this from a man: “But they’re just being friendly and maybe I should talk to them.”

This is either ignoring or completely misunderstanding a woman’s experience. She’s probably hit on *a lot* and doesn’t have the time or energy to deal with guys who think she’s suppose to act according to the script in their heads. That’s not even getting into the genuinely dangerous and predatory guys there are out there and the fact most of them are bigger and stronger than the average woman.

But no, I see dudes saying “you can’t speak for all women and maybe she does want to talk.” No, asshole. If she’s avoiding everyone’s glance and has no reaction upon seeing you, she’s not in the mood. Get fucking over it.

entropy

I think the whole argument comes down to “just how fucking stupid ARE you?” If someone drowns out as much external stimuli as possible and you STILL approach them, you deserve mockery, disrespect, and a mild kick in the shins. It’s like asking someone what they’re reading… asshole, they are READING. They are actively ignoring you, to the point where the next step would be holding a hand in front of their face and saying “SHUN!” when you walk by… this shit is not difficult.

theeWeeBabySeamus

While I fully agree in principle and in practice….

One of the most wonderful young ladies I’ve ever had the pleasure of having in my life, even if only briefly relatively speaking, happened to “bother” me while I had earbuds in and was on the bike.

Full disclosure, she’d crashed her bike, and was flagging me down for help.

Little did I know that she’d be the first of the people to help save me during a very dark time in my life.

tl;dr: Hot chicks in their 20s can bother me with my earbuds anytime.
😉

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When I was a college radio DJ, we a legal ID/bumper that featured this quote. It was great. I hope these still use it.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Hi, you’re leaking blood” and walking away works for me.

entropy

Jesus. I kind of want to see you do this now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You met Megyn Kelly?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Back when I used to commute, I found that wearing earphones was approximately equivalent to wearing a sign around my neck that read “ask me for directions!”

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I have the uncanny ability to attract people asking for directions mostly when I’m traveling to a place I’ve never been before. More than once I’ve answered, “I have no idea, I’ve been here less than 24 hours.”

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

In high school, a homeless guy woke up my friend on the PATH who not only had earbuds in but was sleeping.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If I put ‘the look’ on very few people will speak to me, which may indicate that I can convey a serial killer look while actually being a cereal killer.

UNLESS I have my dog with me; even though she’s a 110 pound mix that looks like a German Shepard it seems to be an invite to ‘talk dog’ no matter what. Even though some people are visibly freaked out and wary when they see her with perked ears.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Having dated several women who were at one time victims of some sort of complete male assholishness, most guys have no fucking clue how they appear to women. The lack of awareness and the amount of hubristic self-entitlement of someone else’s attention, someone who has a tangible fear of a breech of their personal security….. oh goddamnit all to hell.

Gratliff

Just one more PSA from Mt. Rushmore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXheblQDV0c

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Gratliff
Gratliff

Now, we just need them to keep doing this forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6hp4X-cVKs

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Fucking Boston, man.

Sill Bimmons

Riding the red eye tonight.

Only seven more hours to kill at the airport!

Duchess

SECURITY!!!!

Spanky Datass

“Jack? HI JACK!”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Better than riding the brown eye.
No wait….that’s not correct. Or so I’ve heard.

Sill Bimmons

Can’t even check in for another 2 1/2 hours.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s a long time to walk around the terminal with an erection.

Sill Bimmons

No shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jimmy Clausen is available.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
blackroseMD1

Dislocated knee and completely torn ACL for Bridgewater. That sounds extremely unpleasant.

On the plus side, no nerve damage apparently.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The trainer saying they “expect him to make a full recovery” sounds a lot like a Sony executive saying “there is definitely going to be a sequel” to the new Ghostbusters.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not sure you can have a dislocation without at least some nerve damage.

http://i.imgflip.com/55mj.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

Definitely too soon to know for certain.

laserguru

I’ve arrived at stage 5 of the grief process.

I’m just really happy to be a Cubs fan right now.

It was almost akin to losing a (semi-distant) family member today.

Fuck.

I’ll update the Vikings preview after the diagnosis and the replacement decision.

7-9 at BEST.

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“I’m just really happy to be a Cubs fan right now.”

Now I’m officially worried.

laserguru

I already worked my special “knee magic” on Schwarber so we should (?) be OK.

Sill Bimmons
Duchess

That is the sound of the fifth seal being broken

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

Just FYI, if you’re on a mobile device the site seems to work MUCH better through the WordPress app.

I just found these .gifs, copied them, and returned to the app without getting kicked off once!

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Sill Bimmons

That didn’t last an hour…

Duchess

I may be a bit late to the party but this Kaep not standing for the National Anthem has made me more proud to be American. We just learned that Kim Jong Un Killed two of his cabinet leaders with a freaking anti-aircraft gun… one because he fell asleep during a meeting, and here we have an Athlete who can not stand for the Anthem and all we have to do is suffer through blowhards giving their hot taeks.

Senor Weaselo

I’ll give him credit, if you’re gonna have a show execution, go above and beyond and use the AA gun.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fun fact: An “AA gun” is the prize that Johnny Manziel is hoping to win if he can just save up enough chips.

Sill Bimmons

Chips?

You must be from Fancy-Dancy arcade land.

All I get from mine is tickets.

litre_cola

“North Korea is famous for meth, you think those guys would be wide awake and naked” – Todd Marinovich

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My absolutely favorite part about this whole bullshit controversy is how the same people condemning Kaepernick would gush over Muhammad Ali and Jackie Robinson even though both of them basically did the same thing Kaepernick did for the same reason.

scotchnaut

I was in a grocery lineup today. Being stupid, I picked the shortest one. Yes, of course it didn’t work out for me. What I hadn’t noticed was that the cashier and the woman at the cash were standing around awkwardly waiting for a price check. Before I could escape, an older woman closed in from behind. Trapped!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2eE9H7Nzww

So I’ve no choice but to wait this out. So I waited. And waited some more. Finally things were resolved. The girl next in line has $1.34 worth of nectarines to pay for. She tries to pay with Visa. This crap-ass store only takes MasterCard and she is denied. She’s quite young and not from “around here”. She asks, “Can I pay with American dollars?” The equally-young girl at the cashier hasn’t been asked this question before and I can see her eyes darting. She doesn’t know. As she picks up the phone to summon her supervisor I pulled a five spot out of my wallet and said, “I’d like to take care of this. Just let me pay for her.”

Well, let me tell you, for a brief amount of time the sun shone out of my rectum for sure. “That is the most wonderful thing I’ve seen in many years”, gushed the older-ish lady behind me. “That was a really, really nice thing to do!”, said the cashier. I realized as I drove away, that in my desire to get the hell out of that lineup, I made some folks feel good about their fellow human beings and that made me feel (briefly) good about myself (for other reasons than I am accustomed to).

I guess the lesson I’m trying to impart here is-“Do good by accident-you just never know. You might get a blow job/admiring glance out of the deal.”*

*received the latter

scotchnaut

I’m not sure. To be completely honest, I was staring at her tits.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I received that effusive level of praise from an older woman who was behind me in line at Costco but only buying like three things so I let her go in front of me. Kind of made my day.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Before I forget…
(translation….before I’m blackout drunk from WATCHING UBALDO WALK EVERYTHING ON TWO LEGS!!!!!)
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/cue Moose and inappropes pegging comments
//I hope

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Protip; don’t let her use the “Mastodon” dildo for the pegging.

Sill Bimmons

I’m not overly fond of one of the author’s conditions.

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/sanchez-fumble-11-22-12.gif

TEH ONLY LIMIT OAN BUTTFUMBLE GIFS IS X –> 0

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Dean Spanos: Thank god for Kaepernick and Bridgewater so that no one pays attention to this…

http://www.voiceofsandiego.org/topics/opinion/stadium-plan-quite-shutout-taxpayers-1-1-billion-spanos-0/

The first caps the Spanos obligation at $350 million and allows him to count toward his total things such as naming rights and personal seat licenses, meaning Spanos may have to contribute nothing from his or the Chargers’ checkbook. Second, Spanos need cover the cost overruns only on the stadium portion of the project. Third, he is not required to pay for any new parking or traffic improvements.

There’s no way this thing is going to pass, needing 2/3’s vote, but holy shit that is beyond insanity!

Measure C should be renamed the Spanos Wealth Protection & Enhancement Initiative

Get fucked, Dean.

blackroseMD1

As soon as it was changed to require a 2/3’s vote, I resigned myself to rooting for the L.A. Chargers next year.

Also, I’m fairly sure Dean Spanos is just a sack of potatoes pretending to be human.

Fronkenshteen

Well, into the breach (in 10 minutes or so)! My ff draft is underway already, with everyone freaking out about the draft order & screeching at the commish. I have a Guinness poured & my pretzel sticks at the ready. Away we go!

litre_cola

Best time of the year my friend.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

The draft order in my league was decided by the standings of the Little League World Series. A certain “Commander” drew New York.

http://media.giphy.com/media/oW81XPNt9J3zO/giphy.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What? You could have easily turned this into a cool story, bro.

Sill Bimmons

Here are some of the best insults hurled at Ann “Stopped Digital Clock” Coulter at the Rob Lowe Comedy Central roast she was at for some reason:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ann-coulter-ouch_us_57c44795e4b085c1ff2a4211?

The money shot came from Jimmy Carr:

“You are one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-faced bitches alive. But it’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Even Manning’s was good. That link made the day better.

Sill Bimmons

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit…Ubaldo gets the start tonight.

Not. Enough. Alcohol. On. Teh. Planet.

tWBS sobs inwardly.
This is nothing new.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

From the Tebow analysis:

“His throws from the outfield and fielding were below average, two scouts said.”

Just like football.

Sill Bimmons

“Early consensus from scouts evaluating Tebow’s baseball tools at work out: 55 Run 40 Arm 40 FLD 35 Hit 55 Power…” @JimBowden_ESPN

So he projects to high Little League. Sounds about right.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

BUT 100 WANT! THE MOST IMPORTANT STAT OF ALL!

Sill Bimmons

Grit and scrap levels were also clearly not measured.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Grit? Nah, you can’t get a good price for that. Good scrap, though, like a 440 stainless steel can fetch a decent price. Keep an eye out for dishwasher parts, that’s where the big bucks are.”

– Jim Tomsula

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None of those tools numbers are impressive.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Hey, quit making fun of me!”
–Brett Favre