Sea/LA-Pity the poor Rams. (but not their ownership or coach) They were blasted by the Niners on Monday night and now come back “home” to meet up with the Seahawks. Wr Austin was rated by Football Outsiders as the worst at his position last week. How does one go about accomplishing this? Well, what you need to do is catch a mere 4 of 12 targets for 13 yards. And he’s their #1 guy! Not much hope in Ramsville. BTW, qb Wilson’s high ankle sprain will play.
TB/Ari-Wr Evans, he of 99 yards/1 TD last week gets cb Peterson this week. On the other side wr Fitz gets cb Grimes. The former is not at the height of his powers any longer but his stat line of 8/81/2 begs to differ. Tampa lb Alexander has his eyes set squarely on rb Johnson. I really like both these youngsters-they’ll both be super productive for the next decade.
Jax/SD-Here is another Battle Royale of 0-1 teams. The Jags young D did quite well against a talented Pack team and despite the loss I bet they are coming to realize what they are capable of. Rb Gordon is the Bolts leading rusher with [is tapped on shoulder] Uh, hold on. Woodhead is leading the team? Really? C’mon! I’d just like to add that recently signed first-rounder Bosa is nowhere near game shape.
Atl/Oak-The Falcons leading rusher is Coleman with 22 yds. Yeah, as a matter of fact they did lose last week. I get the feeling that Atlanta’s small window of relevance is closing very fast. Qb Carr and co. found a way to beat the Saints in the Dome last week which should serve them well this week. Wr Jones will of course get his but on the other side Cooper should do the same.
Indy/Den-If you drafted qb Luck as your guy in fantasy, congrats on your 1-0 record! Today he’s up again a whole ‘nother kettle of horses in the Denver D. The Colts tissue-paper D ensures that qb Siemian will improve on last week’s pedestrian numbers. Look for the Colts to play catch-up all game long.
[tips hat] LET’S DO THIS, FOLKS!
It’s rare I look forward to an NFC North game, but this un coming up should be a good un
Midwesterners entertaining you? Now I’ve heard of everything!
*monocle falls out*
6 weeks til another Romo injury!
Jason Garret-Bot-2000 seems to have gotten some updates to his firmware.
Final plays are the best plays
Holy crap the Browns were EPIC Browning today…
Wild rice not ready according to instructions. Wish I could tame those goddamn grains!
It’s wild rice, man! It ain’t gonna listen to your rules!
Please don’t die this year, Hodor
The Amish do have excellent arrangements with local health care systems.
Frangelico should become a hip hop liqueur, mainly because I would enjoy hearing things rhymed with Frangelico.
Von Fucking Miller
BLEERGH cares not that it is a two-score game. THERE ARE RULES, Humps!!!
Hey guys, I don’t know if anybody else noticed, but Von Miller is pretty good at pass rushing
Wait, the Super Bowl is in “Houston” this year? But… I heard that teams that go there don’t come back.
I lived south of Houston. It’s a desolate wasteland, inhabited by inbred meth-cookers and uneducated rednecks.
But I’m from Eastern WA, so it felt like home.
The Spokane of the South!
They haven’t had a Super Bowl on neutral ground before, INTERESTING
Well, not on TRUE neutral ground, i.e. Topeka.
If I can get 80 points out of Ryan Matthews, I’ll only need 20 points out of Dorial Green-Beckham to win.
The moment I realized that I should have played Flacco over Brees…I think I saw oblivion…
AAANNNDDD Hippo exploded
Also exploding: my head
I sorry, Pie. On the bright side…rest of AFC South!
Jacksonville in London!! What could possibly go wrong?
Game over
HODOR bed shitting!
VON!!!!! FOAR MVP
Creepy Toddlers. RATINGS GOLD.
I much prefer creepy sheep. Black Sheep is a fine movie which I enjoyed rewatching yesterday.
Black Sheep was a great hip hop act that got no credit.
That too. Really, anything named Black Sheep, regardless of medium, FANTASTIC
Jonbenet Ramsey lives on in NBC ratings.
Dark, but
http://oohlo.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/trumpallow.gif
“TANKS!”
-Erwin Rommel
My bench is ripening like a tasty peach, and has outscored my team at every position other than QB, K, and D. I say once again, SHOVE IT, YAHOO DRAFT GRADE
Hey, Seahawks, thanks for wasting 3 hours of my life with your pathetic attempt at fubaw.
Jeez! You could have been out enjoying a craft brew or something with BACON!
The Falcons continuing their trend of duping people into thinking they’re good in the first few weeks. My condolences, Raiders fans. Your team should actually be better than this, this year.
The Falcons D is currently trying their best to correct this. The Raiders just ran the exact same play 3 times in a row, with the pass going to the RB as he released out of the backfield, for a first down every time
just get enough for a FG, you idiots
I love Julio but dammit he is made of tissue paper
Looking at games I paid less attention to….Cardinals, 40 – ppthht, Chargers 38- ppthht, a good day for teams starting with ‘C’
Not ‘sea’ though.
Haha! Rapey Jameis hit on the second to last meaningless play of the game and now he’s limping!
Oh — and he closed the game by throwing another pick (for whoever has him in non-rape FF)
Sounds painful!
Can’t believe they left him in there. TB is still embracing the Shiano Men culture.
So, MRSA for everybody?
May he get an unrecognized concussion while charging a victory formation!
I look forward to listening to some fantastic hemming and hawing about how the Seahawks are still good and why they’ll still be picked to win every game for the next 9 weeks