Your “Please God, Just Let it be Over Already” SNF Open Thread

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Whom amongst us isn’t tired of the Broncos?  And a resurgence in Oakland?  Come on Universe!!!!!!

/ducks rotten tomato hurled by Hippo

//nailed by rotten egg hurled by RTD

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Fine, I get it.  This is a marquee matchup which very well could decide the AFC West outright before is all said and done, or even with tiebreakers.

Ask me if I even care.  Hint:  I don’t.

OK, maybe I care a little, because I am hoping that it won’t be a game in which the suck is so bad that I want to slash my wrists by the 5 minute mark of the 1st quarter.  Not to mention that the meteor still could show up so that’s always something…

Image result for caddyshaCK SO I GOT THAT GOIN FOR ME which is nice gif

Currently, the Broncos and the Raiders are both tied atop the division, along with KC which could barely get past the freaking Jags earlier today.  Jeebus.

Anyway, whomever wins tonight takes a half a game lead for the top spot in the division.  Whomever loses drops a half game into third.  And the whole world will still hate all three of those teams regardless of how it plays out.

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Sorry Phil.  SMGDH.

 

Denver @ Oakland

Trevor Siemian has not set the professional footballing world afire necessarily.  But he’s been steady enough to give the Donks a fairly good chance at returning to playing in February.  Which is frankly pretty amazing.  But Derek Carr has been better for the Raiders, but no defense is going to cost them sooner or later.

The big question tonight is can Carr continue his miracle season against Denver’s defense?  I kinda don’t think so.  Time will tell.  If the Silver and Black attack takes care of business tonight, the division is theirs to lose.  Ken Stabler is impressed.  Oh no, wait…he’s dead.

Jim Plunkett is impressed. (Saved It!!!!!!)

Basically, these are two teams on opposite sides of the coin in every way.  But the eye test tells me that Oakland’s offense is not as stout as Denver’s defense.  And that Denver’s crappy offense has a slight edge on Oakland’s crappy defense.

The equalizer might be home field for Oakland.  Vegas sees that equalizer as well, thus Oakland is a -1 fav at home.

Like I said….Go Meteor!!!!!

But failing that, let’s call it…..

30-24…Denver takes over sole possession of the division at 7-2 and further solidifies their playoff picture.

Jerks.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Spur
Spur

I’ve always been very pro-democracy, but this election is giving me pause.

Sharkbait

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”

Winston Churchill

Dunstan
Dunstan

“I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Democracy simply doesn’t work.” Kent Brockman

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Gratliff

I wish this picture provided more context, but uncircumcised, deceased dicks with prince alberts are likely considered NSFW by you prudes.
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Spur
Spur

Game keeps going like this and there won’t be any stabbings in the Coliseum tonight!

Sharkbait

Jesus. Thursday’s game is a big pile of shit.

Spur
Spur

When was the last time the Browns had a Sunday Night game?

Doktor Zymm

Didn’t we have that game on Thursday already?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Kubiak’s Broncos are a lot like dealing with politics. Everything on the left is useless.

Doktor Zymm

Based on the results of today’s games, was there an announcement that whoever wins the NFC North will be devoured alive by scary aliens?

LemonJello
LemonJello

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Time zones and time changes eat balls. Time for meltonin and sleep. See you on the flip side.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Old School Zero

THIS DENVER BRONCOS TEAM I CALL A BUSY SEX WORKER BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T HAD A REAL, HONEST O IN MONTHS

BrettFavresColonoscopy

AND EVERYTHING IS A STICKY MESS

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Sharkbait

I DONT LIVE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE! STOP ADVERTISING YOUR SENATE RACES DOWN HERE!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

HASSAN DOWN UNDER

Doktor Zymm

What’s a catch again?

Old School Zero

There never was a catch.

Ever.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

There was one catch.

Catch-22

King Hippo

goddamnit, Manny

King Hippo

thanks, bailout call

King Hippo

I do not like nor do I understand this playcalling.

Sharkbait

Someone should see if Kubiak smells burned toast.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Don’t stroke his ego

Romonobyl

There should be a law that any young couple that wishes to have a baby must first raise a German Shepherd puppy for it’s first year. Christ this dog is a pain.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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CBQUE
CBQUE

All right just checking in to see that everyone is still alive. God help us all Tuesday. Get out and vote. I’m not giving my country over to a bunch of assholes. Be well and take care guys.

WCS

I’m not comfortable living in a world where the Raiders are competent. Of course, Leicester won the Premier League, Cleveland won a championship, and Herr Drumpf is about to become Fuhrer.

CBQUE
CBQUE

Not if I can help it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

At least the Cubs won the World Series! Woooooooooo!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

You obviously missed the 1970s.

That whole decade was a party. It was great. We just didn’t know it at the time.

King Hippo

BLEERGH gaveth and BLEERGH taketh away. Just as foretold in the prophecy. HAIL!!!

Romonobyl

If they’re gonna make a big deal about ineligible players, why are the Browns still in the league?

litre_cola

Bleergh is pleased.

Sharkbait

HAIL BLEERGH!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just got reminded I had asparagus at dinner

CBQUE
CBQUE

Just pre ordered the new Tribe Called Quest Album. SNL next week should be epic

Shogun Marcus

For them yes. The other depends on which Chappelle shows up.

King Hippo

WHY is Denver calling timeout? So JDR can get the ball back after they score here and get even MOAR points??

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’m just watching SE Asian movie fight scenes.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised
Doktor Zymm

THIS BRONCOS RUN D I CALL IT WAR BECAUSE IT’S GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Doktor Zymm

I’m sleepy. Totally ready to get on the mobile nap tube back to chicago. If the raiders win the division, does that make them more or less vegas-bound?

Romonobyl

I thought they already had a team:
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I legit hope everyone who votes for Trump dies in a fire.

CBQUE
CBQUE

Well we would be without The SEC but it’s a small price to pay

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Good. Fuck ’em

LemonJello
LemonJello

“Who, my cousins? Been there, done that.”

-SEC Fans

CBQUE
CBQUE

Nice to see Steve Perry working

LemonJello
LemonJello

Which alley was that?

Romonobyl

I did the early voting thing last Wednesday. I was really hoping to find this option:
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entropy

New cable provider did not have YouTube channel but phone casts the TV! entropy wins again!

Old School Zero

Did Mark Davis have his own soda fountain-themed luxury box?

CBQUE
CBQUE

Fucking Christmas commercials? Can we wait until the 15th at least?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

NO! BUY NOW! BUYBUYBUY! IF YOU DON’T MAX OUT YOUR CREDIT CARDS THEN THE COMMIES HAVE WON!

WCS

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HUH?! WHAT?! FUCK YOU, COCKWALLET! THE LIBTARDS ARE WAGING A WAR ON CHRISTMAS, AND THE BEST WAY TO FIGHT AGAINST IT TO SIRE 19 CHILDREN! SO SAYETH KING LASERFACE!

CBQUE
CBQUE

YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY!!!!

Romonobyl

Of January…

CBQUE
CBQUE

How many games will that fat sack of shit cost Oakland?

WCS

Field goals are too easy, guys.

Senor Weaselo

Smoothies for some, miniature Swedish flags for others, Ice Giants beat Ice Blue Bombers 5-2.
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Sharkbait

Woooooo!

CBQUE
CBQUE

Amazing how easily this team scores. Now if only the other MSG resident would get it’s shit together

CBQUE
CBQUE

Okay am I the only one who wants The Raiders to make the playoffs and beat New England in a Montreal Screw Job type finish? Karma.

entropy

No. No you are not.

(Jets won’t do it, so fuck it, why not?)

Romonobyl

“So Mr. Elway…how many years were you in the league?”

Clop – Clop – Clop…

CBQUE
CBQUE

Dear Donald Trump:

FUCK YOU!!!!

SIGNED EVERYONE

Doktor Zymm

I saw Boltman in person and lived! On the minus side, the Chargers fight song is now permanently stuck in my head. San Diego is a lovely city. Fun visit 🙂

CBQUE
CBQUE

Yeah that disco song will never leave my mind, along with fish tacos. Who the hell can eat that shit.

LemonJello
LemonJello

http://media.10news.com/photo/2014/01/02/boltman_1388714417997_1786155_ver1.0_320_240.jpg

“JOIN ME AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE GALAXY!”

*STOMP STOMP, CLAP!*
Confetti cannons fire

Senor Weaselo

Do you get a button or T-shirt that says “I SURVIVED BOLTMAN”?

Old School Zero

I’m totally jelly.

Well, not so much the BOLTMAN! part. I can do without the delayed-onset insanity. But I would like to visit San Diego again sometime.

CBQUE
CBQUE

Well that escalated quickly.

LemonJello
LemonJello

A real stroke of genius on that series of plays!

Spur
Spur

I have started to work from home, I fucking love it. It’s the simple things like cooking a fine breakfast or during laundry on a Friday.

Doktor Zymm

Sometimes I take a bath during lunch when I work from home. It’s glorious

WCS

The best part about working from home? Having sex and/or jerking off on the clock.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I worked from home like 30% of the time, and it kills my productivity.

WCS

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Grandad WCS and Lil’ WCS, enthralled by SNF.

CBQUE
CBQUE

Yeah the games have been less than stellar quality this year so far

CBQUE
CBQUE

How The Hell we doin boys?

Spur
Spur

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WCS

Good to see you, bud. Syracuse still eats shit, though.

[remembers 2012 Pinstripe Bowl]
[[attempts to kick rock]]
[[[breaks toe]]]

CBQUE
CBQUE

You think I don’t know this. I remember when we were good. This shit is tiring.

litre_cola

Daylight savings time is kicking my ass today