This is it folks. This is your return to normalcy. The normalcy you want. The normalcy you don’t want. The normalcy that simply is. Regardless of how your feel, taking your plight to the most dickiest-jokiest corner of the internet may very well be the least effective way to exact your agenda [Deleted joke about the Clinton campaign thinking DFO was a good place to campaign instead of Michigan.] but, by all means, if your riff about politics is hilarious or footbally (or both!) then continue to bring the action.
Now, I’m not here to tone police (quite the opposite, actually) but if you’re sitting out of college classes because of the trauma you’ve experienced this week, I am here to share one thing with every single kommentist still here:
Really funny, actually. The best of the best from old site. We’ve lived through Spygate, Colts Playoff Banner-gate, Kaeperknickgate, Janaygate, Falcons Speakergate, and even Browns at Ravens as the NFL’s return to the quest for high ratings now that the World Series and Election 2016 are over.
So, I ask again: who the fuck are the clowns handling scheduling at the NFL?
Different kind of funny, I guess. Anyways, just something for you all to keep in mind when you decide to quit your day jobs and become CNN/FoxNews/MSNBC analysts. Okay then — here is your Week 9 results!
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I just wish Charles Tillman was there to rip the fish out of Randy Moss’s hand.
I almost made the same comment but I was worried it was too Bears-specific.
I strained for a few minutes to make a Vikings and boats and fish joke but it never conceptualized and someone please do it for me.
I will if you fix your avatar (go into your profile page and reupload your image – images hosted at gravatar don’t work right).
I hadn’t even realized.
Things in spanish come off cooler than in real life.
Holy Christ, Son of Spam!
Once again, it’s proven that SonofSpam is the funniest motherfucker I’ve met.
He really is very funny.
Oh SonOfSpam!
Last night I kept a young kid from getting his ass kicked. He was hammered and had managed to antagonize a duo that included an ex-cop and a poor man’s Roberto Duran.
I grabbed him by his jersey – Raven’s #55 – and said, “Come on, Suggsy, it’s time to leave these guys alone.”
I may have saved the life of the guy who goes on to cure cancer! Or maybe he’ll be another idiot who will vote for Trump’s son in a few years . . .
Was he no longer a cop because he was too violent? Or not violent enough?
It’s clear that the Browns mascot Chomps has full understanding of the command “sit” but simply cannot handle “stay”.
Now if Chomps could teach the team to stop shitting all over the rug…
I’m actually kind of proud for giving SonofSpam the opportunity to make that joke. Well done.
It certainly was WAAAAAY better than my “Smell Randy’s fingers” joke.
We now return to our regular dick joke programming.
One under analyzed aspect of this election is that there’s finally a contender to challenge Roger Goodell for biggest national disgrace.
You are underestimating Goodell.
Maybe it can be like professional wrestling and there will be a “National Disgrace” belt but also an “Intercontinental Champion” disgrace belt.
I would like this too much.
Holy fucking shit, SonofSpam, thats got to be one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever read on this site or the Site That Shall Not Be Named.
Jason Pierre-Paul doesn’t think it’s so funny.
It’s poetry in motion.
Current Facebook look-in:
Dumb person: “You know that I don’t like to get political here but (absolutely terrible take(s) about still supporting the country or rejecting the results). Sorry but that’s just the way that I feel.”
Followed up by way dumber people arguing about the bad take.
“Sorry but that’s just the way that I feel.”
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I bet their not even strong takes, smgdh
So, in other words, a day in ending in -y on Facebook?