JV NFL Schedule/Open Saturday Thread (12 Nov 2016)

I have no words nor fucks left to give. Games of note:

Baylor at Oklahoma (Noon, ABC/ESPN2)

Scoring.

Kentucky at Tennessee (Noon, SECN)

Wildcats still have reasonable chance to win East with win here.

Georgia Tech at Virginia Tech (3:30, ESPNU)

ACC Coastal would be clinched with VPI win. I can’t believe I’m tying this, but THANK YOU, DUKE.

Texas Tech at Oklahoma State (3:30, FS1)

Offense again.

LSU at Arkansas (7:00, ESPN)

Physicality, best SEC West game.

USC at Washington (7:30, Fox)

Just in case, but likely blowout.

Cal at Washington State (10:30, ESPN)

Late night, none of us deserve cheerleaders (apologies to Canucks).

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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JustStopDude

SOMEONE TELL ME IF I AM ON THE RIGHT FUCKING THREAD!!! I DON’T HANDLE CHANGE WELL!!!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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ALXMAC

Brick Meathook

Heck, I’m down there replying in the “Older Comments”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, I’ve done that onc……. OK, a LOT.

WCS

Wouldn’t be ’80s without Huey & the News.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am ashamed of myself for not going Huey Lewis at any point

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Last one. Unless I am bored in 10 minutes. Then all bets are off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Wow, this video is too much 80’s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

WCS

Not what you’re probably thinking, but, ’80s, anyway.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
WCS

80s, 80s, 80s.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I napped during the late football games so I am wide awake. You are getting more 80’s music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I would never listen to 80’s music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsntlJZ9h1U

WCS

Trite, ’80s music you say?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I know it’s trite, but 80s music is the tits.

Croooow

That is one impressive football team they’re building in Pullman, WA.

Senor Weaselo

All right, calling it (relatively) early tonight, I plan on being in serious bourble after rehearsal tomorrow. See all y’all.

WCS

Sweet balls, did Utah State blow that last minute. Anyway, Aunt Sandy’s going to happy that Bob Davie’s Lobos are going to a bowl game, sitting at 7-3.

Brocky

So I grabbed these as a post halloween candy raid, never tried them before. they are fucking delicious.

http://www.junkfoodguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/appletwizzlers-01.png

ballsofsteelandfury
ballsofsteelandfury

The Colorado-Wazzu game next weekend is going to have YUUUUGE Pac12 title game implications.

WCS

New Mexico and Utah State are locked in a 21-all, fourth quarter slugfest.

True story: My aunt taught New Mexico’s coach, Bob Davie, in the third grade somewhere in the mid-70’s. She also taught renown piece of fart, John Calipari in the early 1980s.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

STRONG TAEK. George Carlin was a terrible comedian the last 20ish years of his life and if you watch any of his old stuff that isn’t one of his classic bits he just an asshole and not that funny (this is a reply to a video posted hours ago, going back through what I missed)

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Gratliff

Countertaek: Stoner Carlin bits were overrated, and his work became progressively more influential and funny from “What the Hell am I Doing in New Jersey?” going forward, with “It’s Bad For Ya” being one of his all-time best shows at the very end. There is still a void in comedy left by his death that has yet to be filled by a strong, influential, non-polite liberal comic. The ones who seem to care are either too niche (Rogan, Jefferies), too smug (Bill Maher), or become too normalized (Lewis Black). As much as I love Patton Oswalt, he’s never going to be thought of as the voice of anybody. Now if you want to talk important, influential, but unfunny comics, we always have Bill Hicks to discuss.

Brick Meathook

Fair comment.

Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorn Clemens) was the great comedic observer of the 19th century. His younger work is free-forming and fun, even when describing serious topics of the day. In his later years he was a monologuist on tour as well as a writer, and he was angrier and angrier in his old age.

George Carlin was the Mark Twain of the 20th century. His younger work is free-forming and fun, even when describing serious topics of the day. In his later years he was a monolguist on tour as well as a writer, and he was angrier and angrier in his old age.

LESSON: Never get old if you don’t want to be angry
LESSON 2: Mark Twain & George Carlin were geniuses

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Gentlemen. I’m on west coast lag but just finished eating a delicious dinner I cooked for a few friends. Slathered bbq sauce over some salmon and baked it and roasted Brussels sprouts, carrots, sweet potatoes, onions, and garlic. It’s now full on bourbon time, but I wanted to say hey. It’s obviously been a fucked up week, but I love you guys.

Brocky

love you too bro, bring it in:

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laserguru

Shots?

SHOTS!!!

Brocky

sHotss/??/ HOW bout SHakrs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVb8t9VD8yg

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo

Let’s try this.
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laserguru

I decided that since our weather is fucking with us and pretending that it’s still summer.

ASSHOLE WEATHER!

I’m gonna grill tomorrow.
Oh yes.

Grilling some pork chops and some chicken.
Stop by if you want a taste.
There’s plenty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0968f0VWvd8

laserguru

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Brocky

Do not Panic, there are several people between Donald Trump and the nuclear codes

Senor Weaselo
Brick Meathook

You know what I think is the most impressive feature modern jet airliners?

Them little goddam windshield-wipers. How the fuck do they even stay on at 500mph?

WCS

Raytheon and Northrup-Grumman get paid to make them work.

laserguru

They better. That’s a lot of taxpayer dollars at work.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

Nos. 2 Clemson, 3 Michigan, 4 Washington, 8 aTm, 9 Auburn, and 14 Virginia Tech (HAHAH) all lost today. The same weekend every pundit, network, and website would be a dog.

Suddenly, West By God Virginia is right back in the Playoff Chase.

Senor Weaselo

Nobody has ever been right about anything and never will be again.

Brocky

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laserguru
Senor Weaselo

All that was missing in that one was Rick James, bitch.

Unsurprised

I’m conflicted

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JustStopDude

Dave Chappelle just used the “N-word” on SNL…

Redshirt

I think the count was around 7 or so.

Senor Weaselo

Yes. Yes he did.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m still basking in the afterglow of the Michigan loss plus JerBear’s carnival girl story.

JerBear50

I mostly regret that I didn’t get any corndogs out of the deal. And I’m really, really hoping I didn’t get anything else out of the deal either.

Senor Weaselo

How was there NOT an “I’m rich, bitch” there.

Croooow
JustStopDude

2, 3, and 4 all go down in the same week….

Brocky

where the fuck was this when i needed it a week ago;

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Brick Meathook

That Iowa kicker is probably dead now, crushed by all those people on top of him.

ballsofsteelandfury

What a way to go.

Brocky

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Senor Weaselo

If not from that, then in the morning from death by snu-snu.

Croooow

FIELD GOAL GOOD!!! Un-freaking-believable!!!

Redshirt

Holy shit, Kate McKinnon can sing!

Unsurprised

She’s perfect

Redshirt

I know. I passed watching Michigan lose just to hear her.