Quotables Week 13 – Results

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You know, I don’t think anyone could be prouder of their class than me.

 

You all outdid yourselves.  Give yourselves slaps on the ass!  HARD!

On to the winners:

“And that’s when Witten’s ass herpes flared up at the worst possible time.” – Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Because no one appreciates inside jokes born out of a wild Vegas weekend more than I do.

“Being a Goddamned National Disgrace; Roger Goodell. 15 yards from the spot of the foul, automatic first down.” – LemonJello

Honorable mention goes to SonofSpam:

That’s how I celebrated losing my virginity.
(The penalty flag was the used condom.)
(There was no second encounter.)

“I haven’t been in a pile of sweaty men like this since…I’ve shared too much, haven’t I?” – LemonJello

Two in a row from LemonJello.  THAT’S GREAT HUSTLE!

marry F*ck Kill – Game Time Decision

I’m going to go out on a limb and say the order is based on how they end up.  Now, me personally, I’d go F, M, K, but that’s ’cause Balls needs his cheddar.  Now, if you want to marry the ref, we probably need to have a talk.

“Selling my soul to SHAN’KHOR was the smartest deal I’ve ever made.” – LemonJello

Ok, someone has earned himself a Grape Scratch n Sniff Sticker!

Belichick: “Let fake Patricia call the defense? What the hell, we’re only playing the Rams.” – Monty This Seems Strange To Me

 

McCarthy’s is the face of a man who has never pleased neither a man nor a woman – Unsurprised

 

Ray said this is how you stay under Goodell’s radar. – Beerguyrob

Turns out it wasn’t…

Extra Credit

No one got the titles of the movies.  They are “Expertos en Pinchazos” and “Los Caballeros de la Cama Redonda”.  The titles are both double entendres.  The second is translated as “The Knights of the Round Bed” and the first is essentially “Experts in Sticking It In”.  I highly recommend a watch for those of you wanting to learn spanish.

We did get a pupil that earned extra credit!

Two guesses as to where the lime is…. – ArmedandHammered

Now, class, since you’ve all behaved very well this week, you get a BONUS underwear review!

I bought these for a Lady Friend of Balls and … damn…

I can’t even.  Suffice to say that I highly recommend these.

Your substitute teacher next week will be theeWeeBabySeamus.  Now everyone be nice to each other!  Well done kids!

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Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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Game Time Decision

Wow, first comment and I make it to the results. This is totes going to my head.

/behind on my reading

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LemonJello

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grape Scratch n Sniff Sticker! This one is going INSIDE my Trapper Keeper! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/passes out

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JustStopDude

Sweet Sassy Molassy its fucking nut hugging cold. I left my apartment building to walk to the shitty gas station at the end of the street to grab a craptastic cup of coffee to supplement my morning cig…

Well I smoked my cig at least….

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blaxabbath

Stick to the syllabus while I’m gone please!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

And as if on cue, the National Disgracedness rears its head in copyright claims on multiple gifs. FUCK YOU, GOODELL.

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It’s pretty incredible that the captions specifically mentioning Goodell are the ones that have been blocked.

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laserguru

I’m just glad that ass herpes was able to make a glorious debut.

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Unsurprised

And it’ll never go away.

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s perfect.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://www.trollart.com/homeimages/2012shirts/GotInkshirt.jpg

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Sometimes it burns out after about a decade.

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I object to the spelling “SHAN’KHOR” as our missed kick goddess would never allow anything to go down the middle.

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ballsofsteelandfury

That is VERY good!

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Again, Shank’hor prefers “no good” but appreciates your sentiment.

Now, beg for absolution.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

It’s just the English transliteration. In the original Ancient Runes, the glottal stop is over the reglath.

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