Your “America’s Hat Is Having A Party?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Yes, and given the exchange rate, you’d be foolish not to come.

NFL News:devin-hester-on-instagram-seahawks-locker

  • The Seahawks signed Devin Hester in advance of Saturday’s playoff date with the Lions, meaning Richard Sherman just has to concentrate on finding someone to blame when he gives up 40-yard sideline routes to Golden Tate.
    • No timeline or update on Tyler Lockett, but he’s had the surgery on his leg.
      • My guess is 2018.
  • The Cowboys have signed guard Jonathan Cooper as O-line insurance during the playoffs.
  • Pacman Jones is out of jail, ahead of a preliminary hearing January 13.
  • Tom Savage has been declared unavailable for Saturday, because he hasn’t emerged from concussion protocol.
    • Backing up Brock Ostweiler? Brandon Weeden!
    • Amazingly, the odds are still only Texans -4.
  • The Chargers have 11 days to decide if they are moving to LA.
    • According to PFT, “with January 15 falling on a Sunday and only two business days remaining this week, the best move for the Chargers would be to announce the decision next Monday or Tuesday.”

Finally, the 15 modern-era finalists for the Pro Football Hall of Fame’s Class of 2017 were announced yesterday. They are:

  1. Morten Andersen                9. Ty Law
  2. Tony Boselli                       10. John Lynch
  3. Isaac Bruce                       11. Kevin Mawae
  4. Don Coryell                        12. Terrell Owens
  5. Terrell Davis                      13. Jason Taylor
  6. Brian Dawkins                    14. LaDainian Tomlinson
  7. Alan Faneca                       15. Kurt Warner
  8. Joe Jacoby
  • Senior Finalist: Kenny Easley
  • Contributor Finalists: Jerry Jones; Paul Tagliabue

Honestly, I’m kind of underwhelmed. Maybe three from the players list seem assured. I’m more interested in Kenny Easley, but that’s a geographical prejudice. I’d like to be invited to Jerry’s party, however.

Here’s the rules & stats, if you feel so inclined.


Canada 150:

This year marks Canada’s 150th year as an “independent” nation. The whole year – pespecially up to July 1 – will be marked by various parades, festivals and free National Park admission noting our long viability as a country.

To observe this fact, I’m going to bring forth various historical points related to Canada’s development as a nation over those 150 years. What I’m teaching to my students I’ll impart to you, so any Trump evacuees are ready for the citizenship test.

The sesquicentennial logo is composed of a series of diamonds, or “celebratory gems”, arranged in the shape of the iconic maple leaf. The four diamonds at the base represent the four original provinces that formed Confederation in 1867: Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Additional diamonds extend out from the base to create nine more points—in total representing the 13 provinces and territories. (source) They even developed a specific font for usage with any Canada 150 promotions.

Today is a semi-national holiday, because the World Juniors semi-finals are on, with the US beating Russia in a shootout earlier this afternoon, and Canada playing Sweden at 7:30 PM ET.

To tie Canadian history & hockey together, today is the 30th anniversary of the “Punch-up in Piestany”, when the Soviets – remember those clowns? – decided to cost the Canadians a chance at a World Junior tournament medal by starting a bench-clearing brawl.

Canada was leading 4-2 halfway through the second period. A chippy game descended into a line brawl, which turned into a full-on melee when Evgeny Davydov left the Soviet bench and got involved. That sent everyone over the boards, except Pierre Turgeon – he stayed on the bench the whole time, earning him his turtling reputation – and backup goalie Jimmy Waite, which gave the Soviets a numerical advantage. Fortunately for the Canadians, the Soviets were not skilled pugilists, and mostly punched with their gloves on. Also fortunate: Canada had guys like Brendan Shanahan and Theo Fleury, the dividing line between tough and angry.

Having never seen something like this in international hockey, the Norwegian ref lost control, was ordered off the ice, and the arena officials tried turning out the lights to coerce the players into stopping. This made it worse, let guys fight dirty, and the brawl only ceased when guys became tired and were convinced by their coaches to leave the ice. After the game, both teams were ejected from the tournament, and Canada was denied a medal – in a vote held involving countries that benefited from Canada’s disqualification. The Canadians were expelled from Czechoslovakia and their bus was escorted to the Austrian border.

Both teams were not barred from the 1988 tournament, as it was scheduled to be held in the Soviet Union & Canada was the only revenue-generating broadcast market.

The legacy in Canada is that it created a patriotic desire to begin following what was generally considered an insignificant tournament, usually followed by only relatives & friends (guilty) of the players. In the shrill aftermath, the tournament went from a pastoral holiday treat to a matter of real patriotic significance. (G&M) It has risen to become a national obsession during the Christmas holidays, and draws such ratings & revenue that the IIHF decided to mandate holding the tournament in Canada every two years.

It also popularized Don Cherry as a hockey commentator. Legend has it he drove through the snow into the CBC headquarters to take on other commentators who were accusing Canada of being the aggressor.

His argumentative rebuttals popularized him among a public grown tired of navel-gazing intellectuals who derided sports despite obviously never having played them. Cherry’s commentary on the 1987 brawl boosted his popularity immensely and helped cement his role as Canada’s “tell-it-like-he-sees-it” sports celebrity. (CBC)


Tonight’s sports:

  • NBA:
    • Bulls at Cavaliers – 8:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
    • Trail Blazers at Warriors – 10:30PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • Villanova at Butler – 6:30PM | FS1
    • Georgia Tech at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
    • Creighton at St. John’s – 8:30PM | FS1
    • Oregon at Washington – 9:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
  • NHL:
    • Jets at Panthers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
    • Rangers at Flyers – 8:00PM | NBCSN
    • Canadiens at Stars – 8:00PM | Sportsnet
  • World Junior Hockey Championship: Semifinal – Sweden vs. Canada – 7:30PM | TSN / NHLN

No football? NO PROBLEM!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brocky

also, teent tiants marathon… yeah or neigh?

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Unsurprised
Brocky

Man I slept way too much earlier.

fucking schedules man.

anyways, here’s possibly my favorite sunny moment

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Unsurprised

FUCK YOU!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

So here I am in my underwear and ready for a work out tomorrow before I head back to LA.

I love you bastards. I truly do.

Unsurprised

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laserguru

One last quick note: I don’t think I’ve even turned on a hotel room TV in the last five years.
And this one is nice.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Leaving the sound low on the TV seems to be the only way I can sleep in hotels, especially on work trip.

The exceptions were Berkley marina and Homer, Alaska where you could hear the ocean.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Mr. Ayo

heyyyy

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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laserguru

I really should do a post about people in transit.
You know airports, hotels and such because you can break down the essence of conversation with the amount of time you interact with people.
You have your elevator conversations that are quick hitting and to the point, you have airplane conversations which honestly don’t even happen until you’re near landing and then you have your bar conversations that last as long as they need to.
I’m not afraid of human interaction and sometimes welcome it.

Despite my old ass weak pick up game.

Still fun.
Everyone at the bar got to see my granddaughters.

Jesus I have an old man’s game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Planes are a bit weird; I’ve talked to some people the whole way and others not a word was spoken for four hours. Traveling alone for work I find in bars (including sushi bars) that usually that situation spurs long conversations. It seems sometimes locals just want to talk to someone different and in larger cities it is just a few strangers talking together.

laserguru

Good point.
I’ve found that foreign travelers are the most approachable. Almost like they want some local “flair” to take back with them.

It’s cool. I just introduced a bunch of biomed guys to Buffalo Trace and it seems like it took hold.

They were from Utah.
Small victories.

I know nothing about fly fishing but I do know my bourbon.

Croooow

Golden State is still really fun to watch.

laserguru

The Kevin Durant shit ain’t fair.
Still really fun.

Croooow

That’s what’s preventing me from truly liking this team. I probably wont be rooting from them in the playoffs, but a random game deep in the middle of the season? Sure, why not.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

“We did have a black president before the orange one” –

Please always stay the worst IASIP

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I went Chuck songs tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E1hCYVTvZ4

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
laserguru

Quickie food review. Youngest right and I went to a little mom and pop place in San Diego called Giordano’s I think.
They are Philly transplants.
Holy fucking shit.
Hands down the best fucking cheesesteak I had outside of Philly or Jersey.
They import the bread and they had Taylor fucking ham!
It’s on 28th between A and B.

Outstanding.
You San Diego folks need to go here.

laserguru

Giorginos. It’s called Giorginos.

Stupid Moscow Mules.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My dad has been sick for like 5 years. He lost his sense of smell. His chair smells like if a crotch never showered and was proud of it

laserguru

I have a brother with no sense of smell and while he’s sanitary there are times when it’s frightening.
I turned off a gas leak once and he had no fucking clue.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My dad is allergic to eggs, in a very serious way. They give him antibiotics made from eggs every time and put him down for surgery with egg based stuff every single time

Sharkbait

2 minutes in. Holy shit sunny.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I just read through some of the deadspin comments on that Lisa Ann post and Jesus, I need a bath.

Sharkbait

Yeah…..

WCS

What article? Link?

Unsurprised

Who’d guess that Internet commenters are disgusting animals when it comes to porn stars?

laserguru

Dude a couple of bar stools down just ordered a cranberry juice and seltzer.

It took every ounce of restraint to not say “What, are you on your period?”

I double checked. It wasn’t Peter King.

WCS

PK would have complained it isn’t made from artisinal cranberries and organic seltzer.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Also stole the gaming system from the kid he knocked over on the way to the bar. And he obviously ordered a coffee at a bar at 10 pm

laserguru

In this place it was.

laserguru

And yes there is a fucking coffee bar that’s still open.

Shogun Marcus

It looks like a drink, doesn’t get second looks or questions. A good cover for nondrinkers that’s not soda.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why the restraint?

laserguru

I think he’s pregaming for phone sex.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am at this point in my distraction Sunny ep. Sorry for the repost

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Fronkenshteen

I watched the Anonymous documentary today. I hope they’re feeling up to the task(s) ahead.

Gratliff

Well, sports is no longer a thing, so let’s talk about the greatest wrestling match of all time. Anyone with even a passing interest in pro graps should go seek out Kazuchika Okada vs. Kenny Omega, the main event from this morning’s/last night’s Wrestle Kingdom 11, and 45 minutes of the best wrestling I’ve ever seen in 30 years of watching. Given that actual wrestlers are calling it the greatest match they’ve ever seen, I feel less fanboyish agreeing. This highlight reel is EIGHT MINUTES long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdNcQnmRO7U

Gratliff

I was salivating for the Kushida-Takashi, and that armbar spot had me losing my mind. I wasn’t expecting the Instant Classicest main event to steal the show like it did. Almost certain MotY 4 days in. NJPW is really unfair to the rest of the industry.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Sharkbait

Boo no shutout.

laserguru

I’m going in.
First bar drink is a Moscow Mule.

And it’s slow as fuck in here.
Shit.

laserguru

This drink is so under appreciated.
I blame the DFO pub crawl for my infatuation.

Sharkbait

Most definitely. It’s challenging the gin and tonic as my summer drink of choice.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Dark & Stormy ftw

laserguru

I was fucking around with caipirhinas this year, sorry last year, and they are worth the effort too.