Your “How Many Colours Can I Produce?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Jesus Tapdancing Christ – first the fever, then the back pain, and now the popping Imodium like Tic-Tacs. If my wife hadn’t had it first, I know what her perscription would be:


NFL News:

  • Now that the Cowboys season is done – reminder: HAHAHAHAHAH…..LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! – the “number one priority” is trading Tony Romo.
    • Speculation is up to 6 teams, 3 in both the NFC & AFC.
      • Realistically, he’s not giving Romo to an NFC team they’d conceivably play in the next two years.
  • Sorry if this is late to some; I just saw it today:

https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/820797274343309314

  • Mike Tomlin is, as expected, some pissed about Antonio Brown’s Facebook:

It was foolish of him to do that. It was selfish for him to do that. And it was inconsiderate for him to do that.

[h]e’s respected largely in the locker room for those things, but incidents such as this don’t help him in that regard. {snip} It’s a global thing in regard to professional sport. I think that’s often times why you see great players move around from team to team.

He has to address these things that put him and us in position from time to time in settings such as this that need to be addressed.

  • In other Steelers news, Martavis Bryant has applied for reinstatement.
    • He is currently serving a one-year suspension “for multiple violations of the league’s policy against substances of abuse”.
  • The Assassination of Tom Brady by the Coward Roger Goodell will have to wait at least one more game, because His Heinous has decided to take in the Packers-Falcons tilt on Sunday.
    • Which is a shame, because then Mike Tomlin could talk to him about the sketchy radio reception in person.

Finally, a few sites have a great mini-story about Marshawn Lynch riding a Skittles bike around Paisley, Scotland. They only have it because some local NFL fan recognized him and took video.

According to The Sun, he was filming at a shop called Houston Kiltmakers, probably as a tie-in to the Super Bowl location, and most likely a pre-game bit since I can’t picture Skittles dropping $3 million on an ad unless he was playing.

As usual, he was playful until he realized the cameras were on. “He wasn’t too happy with people filming him, though.” I bet it beat watching Seattle get drubbed in Atlanta.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Stars at Rangers – 7:00 | Sportsnet
    • Blackhawks at Avalanche – 9:00PM | NBCSN
    • Lightning at Ducks – 10:00 | Sportsnet
  • NBA: Raptors at Nets – 7:30 | TSN
  • so much college basketball; given DFO’s fanbases:
    • Pittsburgh at North Carolina State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Michigan at Wisconsin – 9:00PM | ESPN
  • Australian Open: Second-round play – 9:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2

I’m going back to bed. ENJOY YOUR EVENING!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I just spent over an hour looking for a replacement for my 15 year old Zelda tshirt I refuse to throw out even though it is in tatters at this point (I don’t wear it in public but the second I get home from anything, that or something similar is getting put on along with gym shorts). I am sad to say I failed in finding one or even one of a similar style. I think I this was a good use of my Tuesday night.

Senor Weaselo

Shit, that reminds me, I need a new Sonic shirt.

Brick Meathook

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laserguru

DFO after hours!
How the fuck you doing folks?

We are the only live blog that not only asks for your requests, we actually play them.

This is going out to a good friend of the blog, Cuntler.

He lives somewhere in the diaspora of midwest middle America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0nImsfMvE

Brick Meathook

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laserguru

In a life full of uncertainties the one constant I have and really appreciate is you wonderful imaginary people.

We have created a real thing.

Indirect love.

Brick Meathook

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LemonJello

Al Davis is looking pretty good, what with being rotting corpse and all…

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laserguru

Eartha Kitt.

A game changer.

laserguru

Sorry about the edit.

There was nippleage.

laserguru

Fuck it I’m gonna smoke one.

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Brick Meathook

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Big Black Richard

On the bright side, Killer Mike is gonna get some really great material out of the next eight years.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Eight?

Big Black Richard

At least eight.

ballsofsteelandfury

Whoa, kids. If you need something to motivate the shit out of you and make you want to fight against anything bad that happens to you, tune in tomorrow for a hell of a post from Shogun. Just wow.

laserguru

Can’t wait!