Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HEY! Trump is very influential! Just look:

http://68.media.tumblr.com/dba523bb4fa15dadc32091bc7bd59c87/tumblr_ol2d2v5LpI1vbeidjo2_1280.jpg

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blaxabbath

I’m more concerned about the tax there. WHY ISN’T IT ZERO?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s as if a clown car pulled up to the White House and is still unloading.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

When he is struggling with detail: “…..or direct questions about details to his chief strategist Steve Bannon, his son-in-law Jared Kushner or House Speaker Paul Ryan. ”

I think this article soft-peddles how bad it is….. which….HOLY FUCK.

http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-confused.gif

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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SonOfSpam

This is very surprising. Oh wait…no, it’s the most predictable thing that’s happened so far.

Every fucking day is worse with this fucking clown.

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InternetDad

I feel like Sideshow Bob surrounded by the rakes some days. Everywhere you turn “Whap” right in the kisser.

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SonOfSpam

Yes, that’s exactly it.

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Sharkbait

I’m not sure what the bigger dick joke is. This blog, or Donald Trump

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InternetDad

You don’t have to stick around, pal.

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InternetDad

I read that as biggest joke, not dick joke. My bad.

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Alo, if you never watch anything else again, make this your last viewing. I cannot stop laughing at this.
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/everything-about-this-breitbart-interview-with-sean-spi-1792204911

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I laughed hard at that and then realized that loads of breitbart readers are going to watch it and love how “earnest” and “direct” it is and then got frightened and started putting money and other things under my mattress.

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