Your “Here In Status Symbol Land” Sunday Evening Open Thread

 

Just a right-pretty day on the Best Coast. So, here’s my tulip garden,

and the dog.

The rest of the yard is…being worked on. So I’m looking forward to an evening of casual sports & professional drinking.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Ducks at Oilers – 7:00PM |NBCSN / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Celtics at Wizards – 6:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
    • Spurs at Rockets – 9:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • MLB:
    • Yankees at Cubs – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2

ENJOY YOUR EVENING!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Unsurprised

I have to stop reading about politics. I just cannot function thinking about how awful the world and everything is, and how much the world deserves to just fucking burn.

I can’t function. I’m stuck.

Senor Weaselo

Huzzzzzzzzzz

Senor Weaselo

Look at Aaron Hicks being clever and it only took until the top of the 18th fucking inning!

Senor Weaselo

Yaaaaaaaay… maybe I’ll get to go to bed at *checks* my normal time!

Unsurprised

Gillian Anderson as Lucile Ball. I approve.

blackroseMD1

That was a very pleasant surprise.

Senor Weaselo

That guy has run out of paper on his scorecard, I can tell you that. It’s a helpless feeling because goddammit I’m not buying a second program.

theeWeeBabySeamus

So it appears the rumour of poker (sorry, it was maestro so…pokre) was exaggerated.
I am totes disappoint.
:'(

Senor Weaselo

I’m busy imagining all the different ways Joe West can FOAD

Mr. Ayo

Fight On A Dyke?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll try anything once.
Now get to pokre

Mr. Ayo

Fry Onions And Duck?

Mr. Ayo

Fart On A Dick?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Fronkenshteen

I’m still in the restaurant although clocked out. Show of hands: should I take another shot of Jameson?

Senor Weaselo

Yes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If you are not driving I would suggest sipping the 12 year Jameson with the beer of your choice.

I have been know to give questionable advice in these areas.

Unsurprised

Yes, have some.

Fronkenshteen

I am weak. Down it goes!

Mr. Ayo

You should have another shot just for asking

Unsurprised

I second the motion.

litre_cola

Best shot. Fact.

Fronkenshteen

Cubs/yanks just reached “oh, who givzashit?” territory.

Senor Weaselo

/Raises hand
//Gets pelted by rocks

Fronkenshteen

That was some shit baserunning by Gardner there

Senor Weaselo

Once Hicks got to 2nd it was at least a wash.

Unsurprised

2nd – So that’s under the shirt with their sisters?

Unsurprised

A rare miss from Veep tonight, but now I get to watch American Gods. If it didn’t automatically creep me out and just be of general disinterest, this would almost get me to watch Hannibal.

Unsurprised

You assholes have given me a craving for a bacon cheeseburger.

Unsurprised

Needs more dead dummies

Senor Weaselo

I haven’t had a Chapman give me this much agita since the last time Mark David was up for parole.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Terrible shot SAD.

Unsurprised

A walking pile of dog shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

No disagreement here.

The Maestro

Anyone down for some cards?

Senor Weaselo

Possibly in a bit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh