Your “Dodging Cars & New Scars” Canadian Holiday Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

 

As I said last year aboot this time:

Victoria Day:

Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration dating from the time of Queen Victoria, an amendment to the Statutes of Canada in 1952 established the celebration of Victoria Day on the Monday preceding May 25. It was renamed Journée nationale des patriotes in Quebec in 2002, commemorating the struggle of Louis-David Papineau and his patriotes to establish “Responsible Government” in Lower Canada.

Whatever – it’s the unofficial start of summer in Canada, meaning it’s officially tolerable to talk about fucking off to a cabin/lake/golf resort on weekends and not feel like an elitist dick. After Labour Day, you’re a snob again.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Game 6: Ducks at Predators – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
  • NBA:
    • Game 4: Warriors at Spurs – 9:00PM  | ESPN / Sportsnet1

As of today – May 22 – it is two months until NFL rookies report to training camp. COUNTDOWN TO ELITENESS BEGINS!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Too many of you are sleeping. It’s bullshit.

Unsurprised

HARUMPH! HARUMPH! HARUMPH!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

I really should. I’m seriously considering making spaghetti or something.

Unsurprised

Totall Recall is fucking bonkers. I love it.

He stiffs the Johnny Cab, so it tries to kill him. Wow. How did I ever forget that?

Unsurprised

Wow, you call one guy a nitwit and all the sudden it’s awaiting moderation.

Unsurprised

LCSS needs to kick the check-in guy in the balls. Hard.

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(Have I mentioned how much I love American Gods?)

Fronkenshteen

Have we been talking about Flynn & the Fif Ammendment?
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fronkenshteen

Does he get immunity?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

My hunch is that if he fucks Donald, he gets a good deal. If he doesn’t, he gets pardoned. So fuck that guy either way.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“That’s what I said!”

–Marla, Ivana, and Melania

Unsurprised

He probably will, and in return I doubt it would even be possible to prosecute him anyway.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Donald Trump on the Fifth Amendment in 09/16:
"The mob takes the 5th amendment. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" pic.twitter.com/Xjb619L7gA

— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) May 22, 2017

//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

Unsurprised

There really is one for everything. The benefit of the President being an always-online twitstorming nitwit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Shit. That took forever.

Fronkenshteen

Finally on clean beer. Whee!

/every single sport is over

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

That’s just mean to associate Dr. Lecter with those freaks.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who wants to take my and tWBS’s fake money?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hell, I’ll give ya’s real money if you’ll just come play poker.
(not you, BFC….You’ll just blow it on hookers and meth)
((Wait, why am I not blowing it on hookers and meth???))

How soon can ya get here, BFC?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

For poker or the hookers and meth?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

[I’m already at the table, so if that’s what you meant, lay off the pipe]

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Why yes…. and is was the best $500 I ever spent….”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Steve Buscemi

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

….. and this is why there is usually big tension between firefighters and cops.

Fronkenshteen

During the concert for 9/11, Buscemi got onstage with members of his house and mentioned he’d be back helping out for awhile. Guess they’d lost a bunch of their brothers. Good guy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Infinity Likes….Infinity Likes….
COME ON WORDPRESS!!!!!!

Thx foar the laughs tonight Moose, sincerely.

Now I gotta find some food. But first, moar vodka…no, more weed. Aww shit, I can’t decide.

Both I guess. Fuck, let’s have a beer too. fuck this sobriety shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

On my third dirty. TIME TO SWAB THE DECKS!
[this has been a DFO Labor Update]

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

Stuck at work tonight, just checked the shooty-hoops big game score.
The NBA is forever dead to me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

theeWeeBabySeamus

Helluva coincidence, here but….

Shooty-Hoops Big Game was my stage name in my stripper days.

True story, bro.

Senor Weaselo

Do you sing songs from Blue Velvet, Craig Ferguson?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Marcello Mastroianni