As I said last year aboot this time:
Victoria Day:
Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration dating from the time of Queen Victoria, an amendment to the Statutes of Canada in 1952 established the celebration of Victoria Day on the Monday preceding May 25. It was renamed Journée nationale des patriotes in Quebec in 2002, commemorating the struggle of Louis-David Papineau and his patriotes to establish “Responsible Government” in Lower Canada.
Whatever – it’s the unofficial start of summer in Canada, meaning it’s officially tolerable to talk about fucking off to a cabin/lake/golf resort on weekends and not feel like an elitist dick. After Labour Day, you’re a snob again.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Game 6: Ducks at Predators – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- NBA:
- Game 4: Warriors at Spurs – 9:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
As of today – May 22 – it is two months until NFL rookies report to training camp. COUNTDOWN TO ELITENESS BEGINS!
Are you big jerk racists playing poker tonight?
Damn it! The 18,500 in free chips aint even enough to get a seat at the DFO table.
FUCK THIS PLACE! I’M GONE SILL NOW!
Oh spend the $3 bucks for a million chips ya cheap bastard.
It’s the principle, man, the principle!
Currently, I’m at the table playing with myself.
Yes…I said what I meant.
I’m up in LA for work the next two nights. I went out to dinner with my sales team, and all of them pull out drink vouchers for the hotel, and apparently the check-in guy stiffed me!
http://www.memecommunity.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/anigif_enhanced-buzz-8696-1365442611-5.gif
Ummmmm….lucky you….?
That was an extra $75 and it was out by the dumpster….smgdh.
Why won’t WordPress let me like this comment to infinity????
Gentlemen! Still at work, but tippling my first dirty beer. Cheers!
/Nashville, eh?
Is a dirty beer when she drops her thong into it?
In that water? No problem.
In fact, let me pour some bleach on myself before I jump in.
Maybe dats why de water looks like dat.
http://www.newparadiselaboratories.org/uploads/response_images/1336364503hmmm-gif.gif
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Make Some More Dick Jokes
I tippled a dirty beer once. It ended up looking a lot like that pool water in Moose’s post below.
Welp.
NOW IT GETS APPROVED!
Sorry, I was busy. Someone else got it for you.
No need to apologize; it was just weird that the it just seemed to disappear it….. was…. GONE.
Now it is back with a VENGENCE!
OH FFS….why am I laughing at this????????????????
Sill, no shit. If I think this is funny, just imagine how fucking scared you should be right now?????????
There’s nothing interesting to watch or read. Either that, or I am a truly boring fuck.
You know what’s undercutting the whole dive bar vibe tonight? Beyoncé playing over the soundsystem.
https://youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs
Hey Sill, you ignorant slut. Just in case you can monitor DFO comments with all the bullshit retweeting you do….(doubtful, but it’s worth a shot)…..
[email protected]
You’ve proven tonight what I knew all along. You have a vagina where your balls were intended to be. You’re nothing but an insane bully. Does that make you feel proud?
You’re too much of a cunt to reply to me, yet you’re going to continue after the ones who haven’t invited your bullshit. I’m inviting it…I WANT you to engage me in….let’s call it a discourse….for now.
But you’re a digraceful bully. You’re too much of a fucking pussy to reply to ME.
One of these days, if you grow a pair, I’ll be waiting to welcome you with open arms. You fucking shitmonkey.
[email protected]
Write it down you piece of human waste.
Is this some meta-joke I am not getting?
If I followed it correctly, Sill is Andy Kaufman and tWBS is a drunker Jerry Lawler.
And higher, too.
LMAO
No JSD, not a joke.
I’ll have no further comment until that fuckwit grows a pair.
Probably. Perhaps. Possibly.
Yeah no, at this point…fuck him. He’s got it coming to him. But I’m not doing it on twitter. But he’s stupid enough that I’ll eventually draw him into a private conversation.
Fucks like him can’t help themselves.
But the rest of you really do need to block him on twitter. Or anywhere else.
Funny coincidence….
That Little dog’s balls are bigger than Sill’s.
True story, bro.
Who wants to hear a knock knock jokes? I promise it’s not as bad as the one I told RTD.
[just in case]
Knock knock
Fuck you….errrrr, who’s there?
KGB
I don’t get it…
I mean…KGB who?
/might be high
WE ARE THE ONES ASKING QUESTIONS HERE ??????
OK, that is as bad as RTD’s joke…just in a very different way.
LOL
https://vimeo.com/184840918
Die Hard
Wait, why is James Corden on at 10 PM? And Jesus fuck, are they just doing an hour of Carpool Karaoke?
That “carpool karaoke” is evidence that maybe ISIL has a point…
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mayor-joked-about-watching-reporters-%E2%80%98cry-like-little-girls%E2%80%99-as-he-pointed-machine-gun-at-them/ar-BBBmfAd?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Wait, Penguin is actually mayor somewhere?
This guy has the same policies.
Hold up, the shots are 25-8 Ice Chargers and it’s still 2-1 Ice Titans? That amuses me.
Wow, really? Didn’t realize shots were that lopsided.
Alright, last one. I promise. Probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv_hGITmNuo
Rogue One is playing at Red Rocks tonight but a) I just left the office and b) I don’t know anyone here to go sit and not be stoned with.
Like no lie, I had to just turn baseball off for the night.
I really don’t want to have to abduct and torture Ubaldo Jimenez.
BUT HE’S NOT MAKING IT EASY!!!!!!!!!
At least this is his walk year, so it’ll all be over soon.
Yes, “walk year” is a consolation.
Though I’d rather it was his “push him out of a moving vehicle year”.
Or something that sounds less assaulty and/or incriminating.
Holy fuck. Thomas Ricks just said on Fresh Air today, “There is a special place in Hell for Roger Ailes, Sean Hannity, and Bill O’Reilly …” and then threw Rupert Murdoch on that pile just to make it clear where the buck stops.
He’s not wrong,
Indeed.
I’m just amazed that someone so prominent was that blunt on Fresh Air of all programs.
Seems legit.
Does Roy Cohn at least get to hang around and suck them off now and then (no ofence)??
Ubaldo Jimenez is on borrowed time whether he knows it or not.
Jeebus, dude.
Those pancakes are making me hungry. What’s for dinner?
what’s left of my dignity?
But I need to eat more than just a little bit.
http://john.do/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/low-hanging-fruit-570×177.gif
I’m not a low hanging fruit….YOU’RE a low hanging fruit.
Don’t worry, I’m already getting bored.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zce-QT7MGSE
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-05/15/9/enhanced/webdr15/anigif_enhanced-5192-1431695574-7.gif
WHY HAS THIS ROBOT NOT BEEN ELECTED PRESIDENT YET!!
Fuck pancakes. Waffle-bot for evah!!!
Don’t blame me, I voted for Crepe-droid.
Pistol Drone as VP
Hands too big?
ur daily treason update:
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/wapo-report-trump-asked-dni-nsa-fbi-russia-probe
http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/GlassBottlesCleaned.gif
Yeah, that is not gonna look good on the “obstruction of justice” front.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22m62G8Qv1r6r21lo1_400.gif
The sad thing is that Nixon isn’t alive to enjoy no longer being the most corrupt President in US History.
This is being used to torture him in Hell.
I just imagine his Futurama “head in a jar” being all like “what an asshole this dude is…”
LOL…nice.
Nixon almost doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with Trump because he actually a clever conniving politician who accomplished things. Trump just has a toddler brain with a giant soft skull.
If Trump was as clever as Nixon he’d have (successfully) crowned himself President-for-Life already.
Nixon was an evil piece of shit. Trump is an idiot narcissist.
I had a Nixon biography that I meant to hollow out for my drug stuffs. I ended up botching one of the measurements and then it wouldn’t fit anything more than a pipe so I just tossed it.
Color me shocked.
Sorry, it’s Victoria Day….
Colour moi shocked.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h3fkv65I1qa6lp8.gif
Fine. I don’t care if all of you shat on my bad lip reading gif idea.
LOL.
But now you’re gonna get bad lip readings the rest of the night until I get fucking bored.
Assholes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1g4cI3qK1qg39ewo1_500.gif
“Hate crime. HATE CRIME!!!”
– J.E.
Fuck the what?
http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/5271455f69bedd00244a0837/step%2013%20inflating.gif
Holy fuck it took me a moment to realize what was going on there.
It’s how they make leg salad.
Holy shit, I just remembered why I don’t work out. I’m not saying my heart is giving up, but I’m pretty sure the Caps in the playoffs are more reliable.
Shit…
Forgot to carry the “2”…
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2012/10/meanwhile_at_the_condom_factory-7195.gif
DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS
http://media.giphy.com/media/VvsiMcXscqoyQ/giphy.gif
MAYBE HE SHOULD FUCKING APOLOGIZE TO THE WOMAN HE ASSAULTED IN COLLEGE.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2711185-ex-nfl-ref-butch-hannah-talks-peyton-mannings-apology-for-off-color-language
“Should-a-put-my-dick-a-way!”
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mississippi-lawmaker-apologizes-2-days-after-lynching-remark/ar-BBBoz5w?OCID=ansmsnnews11
JFSGC!!
“What a snowflake ,, smh” – Every. Single. White Person in MS
Yay, not Team Disney!! Here’s to yer Ice Footy being ded…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTXeg-Swq9w
So does anyone have any recommendations for fun shit in Hamilton Ontario?
Go somewhere else?
Toronto or Niagara Falls? I’m assuming the Falls are absolutely amazing to see…for about 15 minutes and then it feels like a massive tourist trap.
FTFY
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Tiger-Cats training camp??
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VZ4AAOSwpdpVVYvj/s-l300.jpg
They have liquor there….right?
/is very happy there is an edit button
Up front?
My before the edit msg said…
Glad I changed it before you got there. LMFAO.
SO POKER IN THE REAR?
To be fair; I have said exactly “They liquor there….right?” before.
Okay, maybe it was “They liquor there….riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?” But still.
I had an idea for a new game earlier. If you’re familiar with bad lip reading, it makes more sense. Foar reference…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4lLJu_-wE
Sooooo….we post an obscure gif. Obscure enough that most people wouldn’t recognize the actual dialogue…..
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBjzmpDxras/UlZvrbT6TfI/AAAAAAAAQiA/2xsr6kNGdkY/s1600/2013-10-10+11_12_56.gif
And then solicit captions….
“Yeah….it’s tranny boots and salsa!!”
Make sense?
Every one of my captions were perverted and sickening. I’m afraid to post them for fear I will lower everyone’s opinion of myself.
Umm fellow imaginary internet person…I got some bad news about our opinions. ?
Hehe….i did change tranny boobs to tranny boots….truth be told.
lol
😉
ur already our Bengal fan and our Republican, I mean how low u think it can go??
All my comments involved cheating on at least two of his family members and for some reason, it ends in slaw.
…and please don’t associate my Bengals with the GOP. If I could find a better party, I would go there laughing giddily.
And we can dig it!
“We replaced the Cavaliers with the Browns last night in the 4th Quarter. Did anyone notice?”
We went to see Book of Mormon on Friday and there was zero security at the theater. I didn’t think anything of it until Lady blax pointed it out. I mean, I didn’t care because I was strapped but I could see how others might have felt uncomfortable.
Oh thank goodness. Because THAT’S what I was concerned about…..
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/deaths-injuries-confirmed-after-explosions-heard-u-k-concert-featuring-n763286
I don’t think Victoria “loved them all”. Whatever. Dynamite song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z2GHlcwlT1Y
Hope you Northeners had a delightful day. God I need time off ASAP.
every royalty person should be fookin’ blown up, is all I’m sayin
1st Victoria Day weekend that has been amazing since I moved back to Canada 12 years ago!
Just posted this on the Radio thread without realizing the time and I should have just waited to post it here. But sorry guys, tonight is gonna suck too…..
See? This is why I don’t watch the news.
Explosion (not yet being called a terrorist attack, fwiw) with multiple confirmed casualties at a concert in the UK.
Can’t find a link, but just saw the Breaking News thing on the tee vee box.
This shit would stop happening if THE MEDIA would just quit giving it air time!
Just like streaking.
I’ve thought this for a while, and just saw a very interesting documentary about it. The patterns follow the exact same patterns which infectious diseases follow. The correlation is there.
Media is the mode of transmissibility. It’s amazing.
I failed to mention, it’s also very true for gun violence.
Just saying.
Is it bad to pray that it was just shitty pyrotechnics?
Ariana Grande strikes again…
I don’t how old she is, AG is straight jailbait.
http://starschanges.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ariana-grande-amas-24nov14-01.jpg