Game 6 in Nashville highlight’s tonight’s menu. It’s been a good tilt.
Sid roughs as well as the dude who tried to engage Rex & Rob Ryan.
The Blondie is because I love you.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Game 6: Pens at Preds – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
- MLB:
- Detroit at Boston – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- CFL:
- Pre-Season: Stampeders vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
- Soccer:
- CONCACAF 2018 World Cup Qualifying Soccer:
- Mexico vs. U.S. – 8:30PM | FS1
- CONCACAF 2018 World Cup Qualifying Soccer:
Not cold as cream, but if the Pens do win tonight, perhaps one could celebrate with the various “Jaromir Lager” beverages I’ve found on the web.
A BULLEIT OF MULLET!
97% of Puerto Rican’s votes that were cast last night were for statehood. Last time it was 61% (edit: I previously said 66%). Those few left in power down there are doing everything they can to taint the election, and obviously have ties to papers up here because they are blaming the low vote count to election fraud, even though it was 66% because 100’s of thousands of votes somehow ended up “blank” last time.
Sentence 1 is correct, 2 mostly correct, 3 a conspiratorial tour de force pretty distant from reality.
I may just have to write summin’, given that the gov. here will send seven “congresspersons” in the coming days to demand statehood admission.
How many Stanley Cups is that, Tron?
So just landed at DIA and I see we’re happy for WCS and still sad for the rest of the country, especially unsurprised’s Twitter and/or cock. Did I get that right?
He wishes he were dead, Jim.
Eat a statue of dicks.
MORBID CONFESSION: I treat my son too much because I figure I’ll be dead soon a la Dan Connor and I want his 5 year old mind to remember me fondly.
/Congrats WCS
Okay, so now that I’ve seen the first run of Twin Peaks, I’m not sure my brain is broken enough to understand what I need to for the new season.
As long as you included the movie, Fire Walk With Me, after the first run, then you should be good to go.
POLITICS WARNING.
Okay, so latest buzz is that Reince Priebus is on the hot seat. There is nothing more I would love, love, love than for Trump to cut him loose. The sooner that shitheel hits the bricks the sooner the Republican party accepts that they have absolutely zero control over Trump and gets serious about sending him packing.
“It’s just a little corrupt, it’s still good, it’s still good!”
Spoiler alert: Even if Priebus is sent packing, Ryan won’t do shit
I just realized something. 2017 is shaping up to be the “Year of the Favorite”. So it looks like we can look forward to the Yankees having a good season and then winning it all.
World Series MVP: Aaron Judge
I thought the Cubs were the favorite this year?
/Not complaining, but I thought I couldn’t have nice things
You can’t. I mean, except for all the nice things we traded you for Chapman only to turn around and let you have him back too.
If we’re doing absurdly naked anime stuff, there is only song that belongs here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KSdQyluzcU
Once again, Romonobyl proves he’s a gateway blogger.
http://pa1.narvii.com/6401/c003932a560d693670164d6964a320ab4b5de9c2_hq.gif
She seems to have an advantage here. Just saying.
http://pa1.narvii.com/5790/691733b7abbbe03654ecb62b6bda0de29c63ba7f_hq.gif
Home videos?
Sorry…YOUR home videos?
I wish.
http://pa1.narvii.com/6048/aef0ecd060fec35d8928ed0f1d3e741de9bb9032_hq.gif
you know, it’s easy to make fun of japan,
but you gotta give credit to whoever had the self awareness to make a parody of absurd anime imagery
“parody”
Dammit, I went walking after rehearsal and missed hockey ending. Well congrats WCS, but still go fuck yourself 🙂
It’s bad enough my team isn’t winning shit. Does it have to keep being teams I explicitly hate? Can the Sharks or Bengals not win a fucking title?
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/gettyimages-5102665641__oPt.jpg
http://s5.postimg.org/oqhiopcrr/u1kkkk.png
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-DJ1mQv4pT0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DJ1mQv4pT0&app=desktop
Triple threat fetish.
So this means that, once Golden State closes out the Cavs tomorrow night, there is NOTHING sports-related worth watching until September except for AFL, right?
Read the AFL Beat tomorrow and get up to speed!
Unless it’s one of those sports I don’t like.
Curling?
Lacrosse
All in for Shin Kicking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2CSpNze5Q
I have an unhealthy obsession with curling.
Hehehe…how long have you had that one in the chamber?
I mean….nice seque!!!!!!!
The MLS isn’t that bad. The NWSL is better, though. Shame their players make as much as I do.
You are in the cfl pool.
There’s a CFL pool?
IS THAT A BROKE ASS DYSON??
Ha ha ha ha ha! That was good.
Dejah Thoris. Turn of the century kinkiness at its finest.
Just can’t wait til Crosby is done and Pens go back to being fucking terrible for decades at a time.
See, also: Tom Brady, Patriots.
I’m razzing a friend who’s visiting Yale with Frinkiac memes because he’s already at another Ivy and I’m not. So, really, I’m the true winner.
I’ve known just one Yale graduate in my life and she was a vapid bitch who was railing her dumbfuck personal trainer behind her boyfriend’s back
Figures. She’ll fuck the help, but probably wouldn’t pay him a living wage.
Well, she’d probably get her parents to pay since she wasn’t admitted for her brilliance.
She worked at a competing station back when I was made jackshit in journalism. She only made a bit more than I did (worked at a station that paid more) but somehow was renting a really nice townhouse and had a really nice car–certainly more than $30K afforded. I believe her salary amounted to spending money for her.
Naturally, she’s the only person from that group who made it to a national news outlet.
I love the use of “railing” as a substitute for “fucking”. It’s really underused.
Wow, if there’s a bright side to the Penguins closing this out in 6, it’s that the Nashville fans are booing Bettman so loud it’s literally causing the camera to shake.
These fans are truly after the nation’s heart.
U.S. fans have to do better at the season kickoff when Roger Goodell shows his ginger pug.
Because Roger Goodell is a national disgrace, you know. Allot of ppl forget that,,
lol
Listen to them boo.
Please, please – someone hit him with a fish.
Subban not winning the Cup means Montreal doesn’t burn.
SO MUCH REGRET
That should make Montreal burn even more.
Meanwhile, at WCS’ house
(artist’s conception)
http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/kXgNmYfYZhLgPYycEuMNxq-aHiU=/fit-in/850×850/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Ftriumph%2Fbrad-pitt.gif
Is this darkest timeline? I don’t care enough about hockey to know.
No. The darkest timeline would have been Anaheim.
The only way this gets worse is if Tom Brady gets to lift the cup
Yes.
almost. penguin fans are not as bad as patriots fans, just by virtue of not being in boston.
If people cared about hockey, I bet this country would be full of Penguins fans, because people could recycle the same reasons they have a “connection” with the city of Pittsburgh they use to account for them rooting for the Steelers.
They’re Steelers fans with nothing to do in the off-season as opposed to Patriots fans who are Red Sox fans with nothing to do in winter.
If Nashville losing makes Gary Bettman sad, then it was worth it.
and people in Indiana shooting off fireworks for pittsburgh winning.
make your Indiana jokes all you want, this ain’t a fucking coincidence. they’ve done it before
and yeah, there’s a correlation between the type of moron who lights fireworks for a pro team winning, and the kind of person rooting for a team 4 states away.
somehow this is mike pence’s fault
Are they gay fireworks?
Electrical ignition?
Enjoy your cold, dead catfish Nashville!
C’mon, Miranda Lambert’s not that unattractive.
So…I wonder if Gary Bettman gets booed?
“Always” has been my assumption based on DFO reactions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc
I mean, I don’t hate Pittsburgh but I really don’t like them winning things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3WmdGZZWDQ