DFO Radio: He Said She Said

INT.  RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee, awaiting the arrival of the week’s guest host.  The [DOOR FLIES OPEN] and a young couple enters the room.

PRODUCER: [moves over to greet them] Hey, what’s happening, Grimey?

BRENT GRIMES: [with a barely detectable measure of sarcasm, rolling his eyes ever so slightly] How nice to be greeted with such a familiar salutation.

PRODUCER: [oblivious] Welcome, welcome. [shakes BRENT’S hand]

FEMALE COMPANION: [menacingly at CONNOR] The fuck you lookin’ at, fuckstick? [makes sudden threatening motion]

CONNOR: [flinches]

PRODUCER: I’m so sorry, Mr. Grimes, we can’t allow your guest inside the studio.

FEMALE COMPANION: Guest?  I ain’t no goddamned guest.  I’m his fuckin’ wife!

PRODUCER: [abashed] Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry, Mrs. Grimes.  We’ve been a little gun-shy since Rex Grossman was here and did his whole “This week’s theme is rockets!  Now it’s queens!  Now it’s ROCKET QUEENS!” bait-and-switch bit with a woman he originally claimed was his “cousin from France”.

MIKO GRIMES: The fuck is this shit, anyways?

PRODUCER: It’s a, uh, radio show.  You’ll be receiving calls from listeners, then playing the songs they request.  According to a theme that you select.

MIKO GRIMES: [frowns angrily but says nothing]

PRODUCER: [to BRENT] So have you, uh, thought of a theme for the week?

BRENT GRIMES: As a matter of fact, I have.  I thought this week’s theme might be “Gentlemen”.  That is to say, songs that are about a particular “Mister” – Mister Postman, Mister Sandman, and so forth.

PRODUCER: [smiles] I like it!

MIKO GRIMES: But what about fe-males?  You know, like that Tannehill bitch?  The one who always insists on being called “Missus” Tannehill like she all fancy an’ shit but then runs around with a fuckin’ AK in her trunk…

BRENT GRIMES: Sweetcakes, I…

MIKO GRIMES: Yeah…let’s do that.  I got just the thing to get us started.  [moves to enter the studio – glares at CONNOR, who is standing between her and the door] GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY. [she enters the studio and settles behind the desk] How the fuck’s all this shit work?

This week’s theme is songs that include Mr., Mrs., Miss, Ms…you get the idea.  MIKO GRIMES will get us started with a song about a friend she made while locked up in a cell New Orleans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAW3y5l6Dm4

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Don T

/slipping this under the door
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gvlhHJNppQg

Don T

The Commitments on Brock Osweiler
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2TsJHf3ic

laserguru
scotchnaut

Not relevant to thread but relevant nontheless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWoQW-b6Ph8

laserguru

OOO! OOO! OOO! I’ve got one!
No! I’ve got two!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpYegSmJO2w

laserguru
King Hippo

/yes I always end up posting a Cracker song

scotchnaut
SonOfSpam

Oh, like the presidency.

scotchnaut
scotchnaut

Do you have a heroin addiction? Billy Paul got you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cHOc5t6yaE

scotchnaut

please delete above post (and this one as well)

scotchnaut

One of the best sitcoms of recent memory produced a great tune…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cHOc5t6yaE

SonOfSpam

First time Pavorotti’s made the Request Line?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So_qEA1-HFA

scotchnaut

I’ve been waiting on Caruso myself…

SonOfSpam

Here you go:

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scotchnaut

OOF!

scotchnaut
SonOfSpam

Scotchnaut’s MOTORIN WHAT’S HIS PRICE FOR FLIGHT?

scotchnaut

Depends if I’m doin’ Spirit Airlines or Delta…

scotchnaut

Youse guys are a buncha slackers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0

Game Time Decision

wrong but right? video.
/off to take a shower
//father of 2 daughters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp0sI1KDHsM

SonOfSpam

Trump likes the cut of your jib.

theeWeeBabySeamus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKL7vYfJ5Gg

/ducks rotten fruit
//stands up, takes rock to face

theeWeeBabySeamus

Meh, I thought it was funny.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, if the rest of you are just gonna leave these out there, I’ll do a foreign language totally contrived double shot…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJHYDkvRB2Y

theeWeeBabySeamus

Admittedly, this is the result of a random search on youtube. Never heard it, expect it to suck…but title sounds funny so let’s see….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmbShLd0jRY

SonOfSpam

Holy crap, almost forgot Morrissey’s giving notice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMv9DUx8-ig

scotchnaut

nice pull.

SonOfSpam

Shit…did I leave my webcam on while I was jer

Oh, you mean the song. Thanks.

SonOfSpam

Thurl Ravenscroft > Thurl Bailey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfquW-m_UdU

theeWeeBabySeamus

Olajuwon disagrees.
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Game Time Decision
Brick Meathook
Game Time Decision

jebus, where’s the banhammer when you need it
/there is no mental bleach
/there is no mental bleach

nomonkeyfun

My apologies for breaking the rules. I think this should atone for my sins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuOe01gb3o0

theeWeeBabySeamus

Song sucks…video is just fine.

Brick Meathook
Senor Weaselo

Classic.

SonOfSpam

Good pull, and relevant since we’re all Russian now,