JV FOOTY EDITION!!!!!

Hope you like that banner image.  We’ll get back to that but….

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First, Some Business (again)

Fantasy Football!!!

I’m by no means a FF expert.  I did it once, and I sucked at it.  But I have now put my pride on the line and am about to get my ass kicked by a buncha wimminz (I Will Dye Blonde, Covalent Blonde, Dok Zymm and Beastmode…hehehehe yeah he’s a woman, didn’t know that did ya????).

If you wanna see my ass get kicked by wimminz who hate me….and who DOESN’T wanna see that…?  Well then you need to go here and sign up.  There’s one spot left, the draft is TOMORROW AT 1:30PM, so you’ve still got time.

Again….Here is where to go.

Yup, forget all that bullshit up there.  KingHippo done joined up in the last spot last night and locked me in, so now I can’t bow out gracefully.

Jerk.

The Chick League is now full and ready to roll, and Imma look like an idiot as early as Week One when Covalent Blonde kicks my ass.

This is for you Hippo…..

(I’ll get you for this one)

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Now, back to that banner image…..

Yes, I’m an NC State homer.  Wanna fight about it?  Yeah, me neither.

Also…just look at those tight little abs, right?

But trust me…being an NC State fan is nothing to be proud of.  We suck at everything.  Well other than swimming and cross country.

But it wasn’t always that way, FWIW…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l5N2eKdvL4

…and we do still have the coolest (and least intimidating) gang sign on teh planet.  Behold… Teh Wolf Sign….

THANKS OBAMA!!!!!!

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Sooooooo, who wants to talk about weed again?  Nobody?  Just me then I guess.

/sighs dejectedly

Relax, I’m just joking.  This week it’s gonna be clean and wholesome(ish).

I mean who likes booze, weed and sex less than college students anyway?  AMIRITE?????

*Note to self:  Go back to college.

**Note to self:  Don’t go to THAT college.  Yeeeesh.  LMFAO.

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Aimless Meanderings

Not much talky talky this week.  If you wanna hear me wax philosophic you can get that from the past two weeks of TGISF (and sincerely, if you really DO wanna hear me wax philosophic…what the hell’s wrong with you anyway???  You should seek help immediately!!!)

But fine then.  How ’bout some music?

(and yes, there is a theme to the music tonight, let’s see who figures it out first)

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Sports Which Make Me Wish I Could Go Back In Time

NFL

All the the terrible fake games finished up last night.  Next stop?  Terrible real games.  The Chef’s and the Tawmmy’s kick it off next Thursday.  Then the rest of the jackholes tee things up on Sunday, of course.  And we’ll all sit and watch like the sheeple we know ourselves to be.  *sigh*

Elsewhere, Zeke has decided to litigate.  LMFAO.

As an aside, my Ratbirds finished their fake games a perfect 4-0.  I know what the means.  The pain begins next weekend.  *sigh*

NCAA Football

Last night, Indiana Football channeled the spirit of Bobby Knight for about 20ish minutes (What?  He’s not dead?  Well he should be.)

Then they remembered they’re Indiana Football.  tOSU rolls in the second half, 49-21 Final.  There were some other games too, but I didn’t watch them and I’m not gonna talk about ’em.

Everybody is already crawling up ‘Bama/’Nole rectal orifices.  That’s good.  Maybe no one will be watching when the SEC vs ACC undercard happens, and SCar embarrasses my Wolven Sort.

KingHippo will have more on teh JV NFL tomorrow morning so I’ll shut up about that for now.  But there are some games tonight and you can go here to see the who, where and when’s of it.

I’m all tingly in anticipation of Fordham at Army, btw.

MLB

My Orioles lost last night.  But had won 7 straight prior to last night, are back above .500 and solidly back in playoff contention.  Sadly, just like in the case of the Ratbirds, I know what that means, too.  *sigh*.

And it had to happen eventually.  The Dodgers have lost five straight.  Don’t get me wrong, they’ll still take the division going away.  But it’s still kinda funny to watch fans be fans.  LOL.

Tonight:

• Boston at NYY – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
• Cleveland at Detroit – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

Standings

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More Music?  Yup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnMeXyXyovs

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Cheerleaders…YAY

In spite of a handful of games last weekend, this weekend is the main opening weekend for JV NFL Footy.  College GameDay, full slate of games, etc., etc.

Now for me (and KingHippo too, I’m afraid…poor bastard) this is a double edged sword.  We love the college game, but we also know that our alma mater is not just destined for, but also committed to, mediocrity.  It’s what we aspire to, AT BEST.  No shit, it’s an institutional thing as far as our athletic department is concerned.  Be good enough to sell enough tix to make a profit.  But don’t rock the boat and actually take the steps needed to actually rise up and be a consistently good program.

He and I have both anguished over this loser mentality at times.  But we’ve also both come to the painful conclusion that it’s not going to change in our lifetimes, if ever.

Shit, I hope I didn’t just cause Hippo to off himself.  HIPPO DON’T DO IT!!!!!!  T’AINT WORTH IT!!!!!!

Wait, did I just say “taint”?  Yup.

Anywhoooooo…..

The college footy gets rolling in full this weekend.  So we’re honoring that with teh cheerleader types.

Sorry if I missed your school, but feel free to stick ’em in (the comments).

Enjoy….

Wolf Sign, redux.  You see that, right?

OK then, let’s play some fitbawwwll!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xus57BaY3hI

Yep, my redneck roots come thru.

Shut up.

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Two more musical numbers….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dhn_iIQXDE

Soooooo, have you figured out the musical theme yet?

No, it’s not Shitty 80s Songs.

LMFAO.

Here’s one last hint…

OK, two….

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Have a good weekend, folks.

Love ya’s

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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

[email protected]

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