Your “The Football Crowd Is Going To Give Me A Boot” Saturday Evening Open Thread

 

So, based on reading this, 4:00 Eastern was the deadline when clubs must reduce rosters to a maximum of 53 players on the Active/Inactive List, retain contracts for practice squad eligibility, plus declare their PUP players. Then the cuts & trades can commence. From that time until noon the next day, all cut players are eligible for waiver pickup. At 1:00 PM Sunday, teams can name their practice squads. All player contracts must be submitted to the League office by 4:00PM on September 6th.

Enough babble – to the drinking & sports!


Tonight’s contests:

  • Football:
    • NCAA:
      • Louisville vs. Purdue – 7:30PM | FOX
      • South Alabama at Mississippi – 7:30PM | ESPNU
      • Florida State vs. Alabama – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN3
      • BYU vs. LSU – 9:30Pm | ESPN / TSN
      • Montana State at Washington State – 10:30PM | FS1
  • Baseball:
    • Angels at Rangers – 7:00PM | FS1
    • Jays at Orioles – 7:00PM | Sportsnet

Be good, my children, for we are but a week away from SUNDAY FOOTBALL!

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

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Spur

there’s my s

Spur

where’s my problem?

Brick Meathook

hit refresh

Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Okay. When surfing begins to feel creepy it’s time to log off. So fuck it, I’m going to pass out.

Later, taters.

Unsurprised

Reddit is telling me that TT sounds like a Formula 1 engine when she cums. It’s been a while since I’ve actually watched one of her videos, so here goes nothing.

Mr. Ayo

Modern F1 engine or V10 F1 engine?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tia Tanaka?

Unsurprised

Tiffany Thompson

Mr. Ayo

Awesome that a google search turns up Zeke as the first few hits.

Unsurprised
Mr. Ayo

No matter what anyone else says, you’re a saint in my book.

Unsurprised

Oh, sorry. It’s “turbocharger fluttering.” I don’t know anything about engines because I figured anything that my father was into I wouldn’t be. But it is funny hearing her kind of stutter the moan as I skip around this clip.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s a Saturday night of a three day weekend. It would pretty much be criminal for me to NOT have another drink, right?

Mr. Ayo

We would be greatly disappointed if you abstained at this early hour.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean Glendale is burning and North Korea just got the bomb (by which I mean a BIGGER bomb) so I’d rather not go out sober.

Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Do it, pussy

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

But it do?

Spur

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Spur

see it wont httpsdot//media.giphy.com/media/plC66MJpRkMH6/giphy.gif

Senor Weaselo

Montana State is officially having a better night than BYU, considering they’ve crossed midfield.

Senor Weaselo

Hey, we got to 4 pages!

Unsurprised

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Horatio Cornblower

Heartless Bastards, ‘Black Cloud’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi7sxBamBsY

Going to bed so this will stop soon.

Spur

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

Edit your links so that it’s https, or else images don’t appear.

Spur

ok. here comes one

Spur

Fatty

Mr. Ayo

you’re right, but still go fuck yourself

Gratliff

If only her character attributes weren’t entirely spent on chestiness

Unsurprised

They’re the only ones that matter to me unless she suddenly decides to show off the rest of the goods.

Senor Weaselo

“About as convincing as a 27-0 win could be.”

It’s already convincing from the score, are you trying to talk down the score?

Unsurprised

I hate to say it, but I think some sports announcers may be stupid.

Horatio Cornblower

“now all the silver you can steal/can’t buy a piece of what I feel”

Husker Du, ‘Terms of Psychic Warfare’ Fuck I miss this band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY_LxJBX7z8

Duchess

Just saw the Hitmans Bodygaird. The plot was meh but Jackson, Reynolds and Hayek are great in it.

Unsurprised

As great as she was in this? https://gfycat.com/EntirePowerfulBream

Duchess

Will she ever top that role?

Gratliff

She could have retired immediately after filming that scene and still be my favorite actress of all time

Horatio Cornblower
Unsurprised

This is the correct answer.

Wakezilla

She did in Desperado. She’s hot and gets necked

Horatio Cornblower

“Just saw the Hitmans Bodygaird”

Is that the Scottish remake?

Gratliff

North Korea maybe just nuked itself, so here’s a rare NSFW picture featuring Cassidy Banks and Keisha Gray

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Duchess

But what if you work in a porn studio is it then SFW?

Senor Weaselo

That is a good question actually…

Mr. Ayo

Dereliction of duties I would think.

Gratliff

Meant to say SFW, but really, if you get caught with this on your desktop at the office, lack of visible titty probably isn’t going to save you

Unsurprised

The alcohol from the last five beers finally kicked in, though not as obviously as the booze hit fozz.

Anyway, maybe this will help make Mulholland Drive make sense. If not, I’m reading this erotic fanfic of Katie Nolan I found.

King Hippo

Mulholland Drive, the blonde just wanted the key to the brunette’s box. Tah-dah!!

Unsurprised

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Horatio Cornblower

Husker Du, one of the great bands of the 80’s that came awfully close to being really big before self-destructing, and one of the greatest songs, ‘I Apologize’, about anger and recrimination. Fucking love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8qhCcRETws

Horatio Cornblower

Who’s ready for some Scottish drone-and-feedback rock!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGp47YwDZ48

King Hippo

great fookin’ tune

Senor Weaselo

I haven’t seen Mormons get beaten up this badly since 1858!

Unsurprised

Fun fact. The Ozzy-playing roommate also used to brag/joke about being from the same town as the mob that defenestrated Joseph Smith.

Horatio Cornblower

The Defenestration of Prague is right up there with The Annexation of Puerto Rico as things that aren’t actually football plays but should be.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit, I forgot to eat again today. No wonder I’m so drunk.
I should go do that I guess since it’s now tomorrow. I mean, it’s always today, but today is yesterday’s tomorrow and….

Oh fuck off….the donger need food.

If I don’t see ya’s later it prolly means I fell down the stairs. Please don’t call anyone, just let me die.

Mr. Ayo

I’ve already had 4 meals today. I may still throw together a cacio e pepe dish before bed.

King Hippo

#FiveMeal

#EmbraceTehShame

Mr. Ayo

In my defense, OINK!

Spur

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Gratliff
Mr. Ayo

Just aim for the 5 hole.

Gratliff

God bless the Nature Boy.
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