So, NHL training camps opened this week. The important thing is that the return of hockey will bring me many national games to enjoy on the days between football games. There’s about three weeks of garbage hockey to get through before the Canucks can start letting me down for real. Luckily, a couple of them take place enough time zones away I won’t care.
The Kings & Canucks are going to China for a couple of games. The NHL is mandating that they take actual regular-season players, and not just kids they’re going to send down to Utica or Ontario (Cal.) once camps close. The Canucks are smart, though, and only taking one Sedin, because if they lose them both no one will be able to prata svenska to the rest of the power play once the season starts.
One thing I am looking forward to is anniversary beers. The Tampa Bay Lightning turn 25 this year, and to commemorate it they are having a special beer brewed for their home games (& hopefully for sale in local stores).
I’m sure Dave Andreychuk there has had more than a couple on the house, considering the ring he HELPED THE LIGHTNING STEAL from the Flames back in 2004.
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL:
- Eskimos at Argonauts – 7:00PM | TSN
- Lions at Stampeders – 10:00PM | TSN
- NCAA:
- LSU at Mississippi State – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Colorado State at Alabama – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Clemson at Louisville – 8:00PM | ABC
- Texas at Southern Cal – 8:30PM | FOX
- San Jose State at Utah – 10:00PM | ESPN2
- Ole Miss at Cal – 10:30PM | ESPN
- UFC Fight Night:
- Rockhold vs. Branch
- Prelims – 8:00PM | FS1
- Mains – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
- Rockhold vs. Branch
- Baseball:
- Blue Jays at Twins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
I’m in Seattle tomorrow for the Seahawks home opener. Will there be stories? I HOPE SO!
Later. taters.
“Predator” is on AMC. FUCK YEAH
COME OUT AND PLAY
GET TO DE CHOPPA
Prepare your anus.
Man-Thing or Cthulhu?
I have it on the NFL network at the moment and they’re discussing whether Owens will get into the Hall this year. If he doesn’t get in his 3rd year, all those guys who vote no should get kicked in the dick and their voting rights removed.
Jesse Owens?
*throws flag*
Targeting, 15 yards and ejected from the game.
Less bitching, more mopping.
gotta liek the goats comitmint to compleeting the play way more than Hilary at #BENGAHZI godbless
Good goat.
That illegal head on head contact just got James Harrison fined 10 grand
Down 11, 4th and 8 from the 15… go for it and take a delay of game, then get sacked to essentially end it.
Bra. Fucking. Vo.
She seems lovely
It’s Salma Hayek.
Damn nice. https://imgur.com/a/Tk9mB
I still need to get around to buying CBD oil. This gang seems like they’d know which is a good brand or whatever.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, is a draw in boxing like punching her in the mouth? Because sitting through that fight for that result was maddening.
Try doing the New York Times Sunday Crossword Puzzle while high. Just you try.
It’s the only way the words I use fit!
That sounds fun.
Too many skeletons in her closet, 2/10 would not bone
Looks more like her shower, but yeah. Nice pun.
Listen, I’m not going to tell a prostitue how to do her job,
but how the hell can she expect customers when she’s apparently only available between 2 and 6 pm on saturdays?
Evening all.
brick, if you do go to the Shitty Clippers game, please write a Boots on the ground!
If I go, I will! And if that means offering $10 for a ticket and not getting in, then that’s the story. Actually, it might make a better story.
awesome!
Texas has no one to blame but themselves. they made too many mistakes.
Also they didn’t score enough points.
AND just didn’t want it enough!
Well, at least we don’t have a week of “Texas is finally back” and then they lose to Homestar’s Knees Tech by 80?
You gotta wathch out for HKT, they have a big The Cheat on their team.
here comes a SHANK
4TH miss?
dammit! I’m not that drink!
ur phone disagree
Trapped it
NO CATCH!!
JV “Is this a catch” time!
Oh, shit. I was right?
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2017/09/16/your-drinking-turkey-like-its-water-saturday-evening-open-thread/comment-page-1/#comment-388999
Not watching the footballs, but I see Twitter catch fire every 45 seconds. I assume the derp is amazing tonight.
Really Texas?
Between the Texas and USC starting line-ups, who do you think would win a spelling contest?
comedia
SUDDEN REVERSAL
Ehlinger is fucking nuts
Woooo!
Matt Leinart is suffering from PTSD right now.
Nice
prediction: each team misses FG this OT
BOLD
YAY LONGHORNS!
/vomits
I save that for when they play Notre Dame, thanks!
I LOVE THIS GAME
Indeed. Glad TX stupidly elongated it there.
surely, TX has the sense to go for 2 if they score here?
Vince Young iss salt shipping up his jacket now
BOURBLE MODE UNLOCKED
Eep.
— Texas fans
That was pretty easy. Like a USC cheerleader.