NFL News:
- Well, they made the old man get out of bed, because stupid people heard RUSH SAID that the Steelers were being stupid.
A letter from Steelers President Art Rooney II to #SteelersNation: pic.twitter.com/0bcU6udMDr
— Pittsburgh Steelers (@steelers) September 26, 2017
Reminder: there’s good Rush and bad Rush
- Gerald McCoy of the Buccaneers called out “social media tough guys” on his Twitter feed.
- “I’ll never put my hands on anybody. This is not a threat. But you know where I work.”
A further reminder that social media can be no good for some people, Cecil Township (PA) Volunteer fire chief Paul Smith said Mike Tomlin “just added himself to the list of no good n*****s.”
- Cue the “deeply embarrassed” speech and the “I was frustrated and angry at the Steelers not standing the anthem” deflection.
- The Patriots are reluctantly apologizing after charging fans $4.50 for tap water at their game on Sunday.
- Seems they ran out of bottled water, and stand supervisors charged people the inventory-count price for a pop cup, which is $4.50, which was then filled with delicious tap water. The Patriot way!
- Cowboys twitter? Not buying Jerral’s alternative:
Finally, it appears the Costco in Torrance is getting ready for the arrival of Eagles fans for Sunday’s game
Canada 150: September 26, 1904
I haven’t done one of these since before summer, but today makes sense from a DFO perspective.
On this date, Albert Henry George Grey, the 4th Earl Grey, was officially appointed as Governor General of Canada. His term at Rideau Hall will last until 1911.
Lord Grey will be remembered, among other things, for the Grey Cup. In 1909, he will present this cup to Canadian football’s championship team, the University of Toronto. Today, the Canadian Football League awards this trophy to the winner of the Grey Cup game.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Red Sox – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Cubs at Cardinals – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- WNBA Finals:
- Game 2: Los Angeles Sparks at Minnesota Lynx – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- NCAA:
- Soccer (Mens): Rutgers at Princeton – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Volleyball (Womens):
- Loyola Marymount at San Diego – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
I don’t think the Patriots accidentally charged people for water; they want to charge people who bring their own bottles. This was just a test balloon. Capitalism: THE TRUE PATRIOT WAY!
I MUST RETURN TO MY PEOPLE FOR SONG AND DANCE…. WINE AND WOMEN.
Quite an eloquent use of words to say masturbate.
It’s bigger than you thought, huh?
(I hate it when I have to point that out)
Yes.
Also; if you have to point it out; it’s pretty small.
So I’ve been told.
*sigh*
HEY, THE WATER WAS REALLY COLD DAMN IT!!
Concerto for Dog?
No, he’s been a very Bach boy.
Something something Mike Glennon something something.
Somebody forgot something. Ooooops.
Sum Ting Wong
Well, now the warrantee is no longer valid… JUST GREAT!.
If i were to type in this nice lady’s name, what would I type, for scientific purposes of course
Google says: Valentina Nappi
I’m just so goshdarn sick and tired of all this divisive talk! Does everything have to be an argument? Let’s talk about something we can all agree on. Great! Now fuck off, asshole. God bless and eat shit, cocksucker. I’m done now, thank you. Also my internet is out.
Damn right.
And how did you post that with no internet?
Meh, have another Fairchild photo op.
Tonight on…When Buttons Fail.
51?
DUDE! Not even close. Radial v. inline, air cooled v. liquid,….. sorry, man, never mind.
The canopy is throwing me off.
Shut up.
LOL.
That’s a Republic P-47 Thunderbolt, the daddy of the Fairchild-Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II “Warthog”
Schrödinger’s cat is not dead, but he’s PISSED.
AND HE HATES CORRUGATED CARDBOARD!!!!!!!
MOMMY
Yeah, most of us could role play for that…..
At least boxes……
Didn’t take baggie along to clean up giant dog poop.
2/10
(what kind of dog is that, btw?)
On the one hand, Trump’s candidate lost in Alabama. On the other hand, Roy Moore is worse than rectal cancer.
You must be one of those reds and yellows he was going on about.
So #theresistance is actually people who believe Trump is not fringe ENOUGH.
No shit.
Shhhhh….be cool man.
I hate toasted subs. They are fucking awful. You end up with bread dandruff all over and they take away from the taste. Also hate BIG MAYO.
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter, Sir.
Mayonnaise is literally the jizz of Lucifer.
How do you eat turkey sandwiches? The mayo is a necessary lubricant to keep from dying halfway in.
This is so very, very wrong. If you can’t enjoy the turkey on it’s own, just some brown mustard.
You need to take a piece of turkey and dip it in the jar of mayo,,,,, slowly, grind some pepper on in so that both debris is left in the jar and eat it so may is left at the corners of your mouth….. then try to kiss your wife.
*might be on drugd.
I’m okay with very lightly toasting the bread, but cooking cold cuts just ruins it. Hot salami is awful.
/Realizes I’ve set someone up
//I’m okay with that.
Depending on the bread quality, it also leads to scraping the ever loving fuck out of your mouth. There is no reason to ever toast a sub roll. If your roll can’t handle shit like meatballs dry, stop going to subway and get a real roll, which is physically impossible to find in Michigan. However, I have recently found Tastykakes (PRAISE HIS NAME) at Meijer’s and Turkey Hill tea and ice cream at Kroger’s. My kingdom for a bag of Amoroso’s. I miss that shit.
This kind of topic should be what is discussed today. More important than kneeling and more divisive.
Booty Booty Booty Booty Booty Booty Boo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdWSdocvgvk
Oh, what a shame.
How the fuck is it only Tuesday? It’s whisky time.
“Time sucks.” — Butt-Head
“Hehe, I said sucks.” –Butt-Head afterwards
“Heh heh heh. You said, ‘suck.'” — Beavis, immediately after
Heehee man am I high – me watching Beavis and buthead
:Pops in head:
::Scans for mention of NCAA basketball programs colluding with apparel giant Adidas and athlete representation agencies to bribe players, resulting in an FBI probe and arrests::
:::Sees no mention of the aforementioned ALLEGATIONS:::
Hey everyone! How we all doing tonight?
So… Tuesday?
I say fuck it, let’s just move to the steroid Olympics. Everybody do what they want, don’t care what age, if you are good enough, get in there.
The Sterolympics!
“Except for ‘the pot’ that will lead to good wholesome white women sleeping with you know who.”
-Sessions
Trump: “Black Dicks”
Pence: “You really shouldn’t even go —
Trump: “Buh-
Pence: “there, Mr Presid –”
Trump: [Pinches Air] “-Lack.”
I’m just stunned that one of the offenders was a USC coach.
Because USC people are awful, you see,
Want to hear how stupid Arizona is in all of this? THEY’RE A NIKE SCHOOL!
I love it when the punch line lives up to the joke.
And now from The Hill…the administration won’t waive the Jones Act to get help to Puerto Rico sooner (even though they did for FL, TX, AL, etc.) Puerto Ricans are our people, and they’re suffering/dying, and we’re playing politics because smallcock McGee BK’d a golf course there or something. The point is, I hate everything except you guys.
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/352597-us-wont-waive-shipping-restrictions-for-puerto-rico-relief
The only surprising thing is that people are still surprised (still as in, since about 2005) by any moronic thing trump does.
See, your definition of ‘our people’ and Trump’s definition of ‘our people’ are quite different. Until the governor signs over ownership papers of every man, woman, and child in PR and Trump literally owns them, they are their own people. And when you are your own person (now the following goes for all of us), you need to live in a nation of crumbling infrastructures while you make debt payments to Goldman Sachs.
The Koch Bros. can’t buy the island for pennies if there are people still alive on it.
Finally caught an episode of the Ken Burns’ Vietnam documentary. Tonight was mainly focused on late 1969-early 1970, aka when everything was really going to shit everywhere: Hamburger Hill, My Lai, Woodstock, Kent State. Very uplifting stuff, but, very compelling.
SPOILER much??
I have bad news about the Gulf of Tonkin…
/Considering how many actual “false flags” there have been in us history (Tonkin, something in the Spanish American war, … I guess 2) it makes Pete Carroll not 100% insane?
Remember the Maine!
I know thursday football is a poor product but if we went back to 2 nights/days a week I would go mad.
Question is why don’t they move it to Friday evenings to give that day of rest to the players? Is it because that is High School football night in America?
Probably High School Football on Friday. If they do it on Friday, all the people who go to High School Football games won’t tune in so ratings will take a hit.
Like TNF’s ratings aren’t already going in the crapper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwqh9Dw0FPo&ab_channel=MikeProvine
Degenerate gambler dad wouldn’t go to lil Johnny’s game either.
Washed up dad would, to live vicariously through Lil Johnnie.
And then berate him for being a pussy and not playing as hard as his Old Man did.
YOU’RE THE REASON I WENT OUT FOR SMOKES FOR THREE YEARS, and Brandi from the peelers of course.
High school football is an abomination.
JV NFL is slowly but surely putting MOAR good fixtures on Friday night. Miami/Duke and SC/Wazzu this weekend.
In a past life, a part time job of mine was to shoot highlights for high school football in a very red state. I went to towns of maybe a few thousand people and frankly Friday night football and the whole damned town showed up because there was nothing else to do. It’s a big cultural thing for rural America.
oh yeah, and if it’s that cultural, ppl will still do it – like how ppl go to church even when there’s a London game (I reckon).
But it’s just such a sad spectacle, sports entertainment-wise. I didn’t much enjoy it even when I was in high school.
I also dunno if this is spreading elsewhere…but most high school games in my part of NC are on Thursday nights now, anyway. Combination of logistics issues and teen drunk driving concerns.
Is this place supposed to be a right wing “cure the gay away”? Because I would not run from those women.
He is one of those “Don’t stick your dick in crazy.” Dudes.
Or the clinic harvests organs, and not the one he was hoping.
This is… err… uhh…
They seem nice.
Not if the name you gave them was your bosses, and entered his name and number in their phone, and left before they sober up in the morning. You can get away with it at least once, or so I have heard.
c’mon, let he who has not stuck they dick in cray-cray cast the first stone
“A somewhat fair and balanced assessment of the Vietnam War is the very last thing we need in these very turbulent times.”
-The Current President
Alright. I decided not to pick the Bengals. Only because the Browns have been competitive in their games, so all it takes is one Red Rifle Ruh-Oh and they lose by a score.
So I’m going to be let down by the Falcons again.
If they don’t have a decisive second-half lead, you’ll be fine.
Hey I bought gas at the Torrance Costco on Saturday!
THIS POST SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO ME
Good evening, Imaginary Internet Friends! I spent the day in meetings in our nation’s capital, and I just got back to my bunker on the outskirts of said metropolis.
¡Adiós pantalones y hola cerveza!
Nope, none of “those people” here…ask my maid
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I took Cards over the 49ers. I may regret this.
I can’t believe it is week 4 and there is only 16 of us left.
THIS WEEK 3 I CALL IT THE UGLY BARNACLE BECAUSE IT WAS SO UGLY THAT EVERYONE DIED, THE END.
I call it March Madness because after three games the number of teams has gone from dozens to 16/
I still have SEA, not even considering AZ. Maybe KC if feeling frisky. WAS will never follow up an effort like Sunday night’s with anything less than its finest DC-style turd.
Evening commentists.
Oh who to take this week in Yeahrights pool.
I went with Seattle. Fat humps will embarass me.
Bengals are really tempting. I mean they can’t be worse than the Browns, right? … Right?
Oh poor redshirt. I really hope Cinci wins, if not I expect a report back from Cinci sports radio and press.
I haven’t done it yet. I’m waiting for tomorrow. But I’ve already used up Steelers, Raiders and Pats, so eventually I’m going to have to do something stupid.
In the sense that they can’t have -1 wins, sure
I don’t know. I was a fan in 2002, and their 2-14 record felt like -4+20 record.
Oh, Redshirt, your optimism is so refreshing…
Optimism is the 3rd cousin once removed of delusional reasoning
an 0-3 side…on the road??
0-3 vs 0-3. Someone has to win?
But do they?
A draw eliminates you, too. The team you picked still did not win.
Could end up 0-3-1 and 0-3-1
That is who I just clicked Grat. I can’t see black HODOR going into fish throwing country and come out with a W. Did you know they throw fish there? Also, they are the homeland of grunge. A lot of people forget these things.
Big shotgun solution fans up here in the PFW, folks
Good evening.
“I fought in the Vietnam War to defend free speech back in America.”
Wah?
Viet Cong vs Donkey Kong
….discuss….
Donkey. Diddy-min trail beats the Ho-Chi. Unlimited continues and so many bananas to wipe out the Italian scourge.
Dixie is the hot one, you know….
Viet Cong. Donkey Kong is only powerful on construction sites. Plus he was captured by Mario and had to be saved by his son, young math prodigy, Donkey Kong Jr.
I have a certain empathy for vets of Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, and the like. If it doesn’t turn you into a cynic, and you still feel love for your country after that, what does that leave you with? You have to believe you’re in some abstract way fighting for back home. It may just be denial or blind loyalty, but literally whatever gets them through it. Now, if Shitfucker McGee in congress comes out and says that’s what they sent them over for, throw that fucker up against a wall, but the vets themselves deserve considerable benefit of the doubt.
Agree. Kneel for the anthem but stand up for the vets.
I feel sorry for draftees.
Earl Grey? In cold Canada? Impossible.
As funny as the “Wildcard!” thing is, I lose it every time I watch the “He doesn’t even like get us, man.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5xrkNeO2QI
I love the part in this clip where he mouths “Thank you” along with Dennis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROCKGuuviis
YES! That is a brilliant touch and one of many reasons why I love the series.
/scurries to the ‘net to find another piece of comedic brilliance to post
Apparently, Glenn Howerton improvised that entire thing.
he is the hidden secret goddamned genius amongst the gang
THIS MUST DOOOOO!!!
How wrong is it if I call HSN’s 800 number in an attempt to tell Daisy Fuentes that $80 is too much for even a “fancy” sweatshirt, but I’m still willing to pay it if I can bang her?
Yes, I AM channel surfing due to NO FOOTBALL. Why do you ask?
As long as we don’t have to bail you out.
The Trammps weigh in on political satire/humour in 2017-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QvNClAC6BQ
How many of the #MAGA REEL MURICKAN PATROITS WHO LOVE ARE COUNTRY and burned their jerseys in rage for something they not only don’t understand, but, willingly avoid actually learning about the topic, and promise THEIR NOT WATVHING THE NATIONAL COMMIE LEEGUE NO MORE are back by Week 4? All of them?
Playoffs…the bandwagon always has seats. And nfl shop will be more than pleased to sell them new merch. Maybe even new “vintage” merch so it looks like they never quit.
If COwboys string together a 3 game winning streak, literally everyone of those incorrigible motherfuckers will be watching again.
Who gives a fuck? They can all eat shit and die.
Bojack Horseman is so trite and cliche that any depth just made me angry that they were trying to be deep and came off insulting and condescending.
grumble grumble
Booooooo
So while at work I heard someone’s radio in the next office. This person is a Hardcore Republican, so of course they are listening to a New York City Conservative Radio Station (which I find hilarious that of all places its from NYC). I’m busy typing up paperwork when I hear “Thank God that Donald Trump is President of the United States” like it was subliminal advertising and I was being programmed. If I start supporting Trump, I want you all to dox me, hunt me down and unbrainwash me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii0q0_4yC2k
Familiarity breeds contempt. My brother’s best friend is the guy who beat Stephen Miller when he ran for student body VP at their hippie-ass, Santa Monica high school for well-heeled liberals. Richard Spencer and Bannon are also from and worked in southern California. Mike Savage made his bones being a racist homophobe in San Francisco.
Mike Wiener?
Savage Wiener?
I’ll be sure to let Ol’ Painless out of the bag.
