A brief history of the the term 4-3:
On July 3, 1890, Idaho joined the union as the 43rd state. why they couldn’t wait 1 more day to coincide with Independence Day, will forever be a mystery.
In 2013, Movie 43 is released. Lambasted by critics for trying to hard to appeal to modern audiences with unconventional story structure. I always felt the movie wasn’t nearly that bad.
That’s it. That’s all I have. 43 is a prime number you see, so I can’t make some stupid series of jokes about “the number 43” or some shit. The Jaguars are 4 and 3, already managing to eclipse my prediction of 3-13.
This qb is somehow 4-3
Sorry, that’s not the right QB. that’s chad Henne
In my defense I’ve barely the seen the Jaguars play in the last 43 years, so can you hardly blame me for being unfamilar with their revolving door of mediocrity
Except, is 4 & 3 really mediocre?
Yes it is
Are there secret rumblings that the jaguars are actaully kinda good? Maybe, but much like their AFC East counterpart the bills, no one wants to waste the brain power entertaining the notion that this team is good. Their record is easily explained by a look at their schedule
SEP 10 WIN AT HHOUSTON – JAGUARS 29 TEXANS 7 – The Texans suck/are all injured/have qb inconsistency and can’t pull their heads out of their asses
SEP 17 LOSS TITANS 37 JAGUARS – The Titans are not that good, stop trying to say they are
SEP 24 WIN RAVENS 7 JAGUARS 44 – The Ravens suck/are all injured/have qb inconsistency and can’t pull their heads out of their asses
OCT 1 LOSS AT NEW YORK JAGUARS 20 JETS 23 – The Jets are terrible, stop trying to say they’re not
5 OCT 8 WIN AT PITTSBURGH – JAGUARS 30 STEELERS 9 – The Steelers suck/are all injured/have qb inconsistency and can’t pull their heads out of their asses
OCT 15 LOSS RAMS 27 JAGUARS 17 – The Rams are only sort of ok, stop trying to say they’re better
OCT 22 WIN AT INDIANAPOLIS JAGUARS 27 COLTS 0 – The Colts suck/are all injured/have qb inconsistency and can’t pull their heads out of their asses
There. Send Scooby Doo home because we’ve solved the mystery. The universe just doesn’t seem right with the Jaguars above 500.
Mike Mularkey Gus Bradley Doug Marrone has yet to prove himself as a coach, and how much difference Tom Coughlin is actually making is yet to be seen. The jags have an absurdly easy schedule going forward. With matchup against the browns, 49ers, and rematches with the colts and Texans, this team has all the opportunity to make the playoffs. But they won’t. The universe can only withstand so many outliers, something has got to give.
And its going to be this guy:
Leonard Fournette is averaging 4.6 yards a carry, and nearly 100 yards a game. This writer wonders if he is in fact the second coming of Maurice Jones-Drew. Seeing as Fournette has already missed playing time in his young career due to injury, All he needs to do to complete this imitation is to rag on other players for not playing through injuries while he himself sits on the bench. He’ll probably get injured, the team will rely on gerrard again, and the rest will be history.
There. That’s my jags review. the squad will not finish above 9-7, they do, I’ll eat dennys as punishment. Not the restaurant, actual people named Denny. At least 2.
Also, for filler, I’m just gonna post jags cheerleaders